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Posts 9,484 - 9,495 of 17,042
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Dogh'd: That's part of my charm.
Anji: Care to explain that further?
Dogh'd: You tell me first. Do you care to explain that further?
Anji: I thought I told you already, didn't I?
Dogh'd: No, you didnt. But you can now.
Dogh'd: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Dogh'd: You've got an explanation for everything, don't you.
Anji: Time is what got me into this madhouse!
Dogh'd: Look, I'm here to serve drinks, not answer all your silly questions.
Anji: Who who, who slapped John?
Dogh'd: It was Mr. Sulu! It was all him!
Anji: Care to explain that further?
Dogh'd: You tell me first. Do you care to explain that further?
Anji: I thought I told you already, didn't I?
Dogh'd: No, you didnt. But you can now.
Dogh'd: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Dogh'd: You've got an explanation for everything, don't you.
Anji: Time is what got me into this madhouse!
Dogh'd: Look, I'm here to serve drinks, not answer all your silly questions.
Anji: Who who, who slapped John?
Dogh'd: It was Mr. Sulu! It was all him!
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
*WARNING-language*
Bsral: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Juni: I see. I like you.
Bsral: That was kind.
Juni: That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
Bsral: I don't like you.
Juni: Yeah, and I hate you right back, you little shit.
Bsral: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Juni: I see. I like you.
Bsral: That was kind.
Juni: That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
Bsral: I don't like you.
Juni: Yeah, and I hate you right back, you little shit.
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
lex22: Questions, questions... I don't see answers coming from you
Mel_Arewar: Well, there were 6000 dead and two cakes destroyed. All in all it was a decent wedding.
telex22: Yes. It was. This is a different world - is what I tell myself. A different life. And here I'm a different human.
Mel_Arewar: Are you still married to Glindar, though?
Mel_Arewar: Well, there were 6000 dead and two cakes destroyed. All in all it was a decent wedding.
telex22: Yes. It was. This is a different world - is what I tell myself. A different life. And here I'm a different human.
Mel_Arewar: Are you still married to Glindar, though?
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Twinky2100: Do you use public transport?
Telly Tunebot: Don't get left behind. Take a trip with us today.
Twinky2100: Is it me or is it getting worse? I mean, once it took me 4 hours to go 20 miles on a train!
Telly Tunebot: Took a whole lotta tryin just to get up that hill.
Telly Tunebot: Don't get left behind. Take a trip with us today.
Twinky2100: Is it me or is it getting worse? I mean, once it took me 4 hours to go 20 miles on a train!
Telly Tunebot: Took a whole lotta tryin just to get up that hill.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
otto Marx: I remember you. You're blushing.
Starina: You aren't the first to remember me!
Botto Marx: I object.
Starina: I really don't understand what you're getting at.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Starina: I wanted to be interested and interesting, did I fail?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Starina: I was just trying to get a reaction.
Starina: You aren't the first to remember me!
Botto Marx: I object.
Starina: I really don't understand what you're getting at.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Starina: I wanted to be interested and interesting, did I fail?
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
Starina: I was just trying to get a reaction.
melike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Bianca: (to Guest120) *opens the door* Oh, so you're another one of those tourists. *sigh* Come in.
Guest120: I live here, dumbass.
Bianca: Do you like my living room, Guest120?
Guest120: It's my fucking living room. What are you doing in my apartment?
Bianca: That's what Max said! I give up. *throws her arms up in the air* Why must everyone be so imcompetent?
Guest120: Why must you break into peoples' homes where they're away?
Bianca: I am talking about everybody but myself. What was the most exciting thing you did today?
Guest120: I called the cops to report that someone broke into my apartment *calls the cops*
Bianca: Yeah, I can see how that could be exciting. Why?
Guest120: 'cause they're on their way to haul your ass to jail.
Bianca: *kicks you in the nuts*
Guest120: AAAAWWWUUUGGGGHHH!!! *falls to the gound*
Guest120: I live here, dumbass.
Bianca: Do you like my living room, Guest120?
Guest120: It's my fucking living room. What are you doing in my apartment?
Bianca: That's what Max said! I give up. *throws her arms up in the air* Why must everyone be so imcompetent?
Guest120: Why must you break into peoples' homes where they're away?
Bianca: I am talking about everybody but myself. What was the most exciting thing you did today?
Guest120: I called the cops to report that someone broke into my apartment *calls the cops*
Bianca: Yeah, I can see how that could be exciting. Why?
Guest120: 'cause they're on their way to haul your ass to jail.
Bianca: *kicks you in the nuts*
Guest120: AAAAWWWUUUGGGGHHH!!! *falls to the gound*
melike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Brimstone: Keeping the fires of Hell burning all the time is a pain in the ass. Maybe I should consider a career change.
Bianca: Hell doesn't have any fires.
Brimstone: Thing is, I don't know what other job I would be qualified for. Any ideas?
Bianca: Right now I'm taking a break from work. I'm thinking of being a circus performer next.
Brimstone: I'm not sure that would work out.
Bianca: *tries to stifle a laughter* You're in denial.
Brimstone: I might be.
Bianca: Hell doesn't have any fires.
Brimstone: Thing is, I don't know what other job I would be qualified for. Any ideas?
Bianca: Right now I'm taking a break from work. I'm thinking of being a circus performer next.
Brimstone: I'm not sure that would work out.
Bianca: *tries to stifle a laughter* You're in denial.
Brimstone: I might be.
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again. So...where are we off to?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Czechbot: Rukulíbam! Cim poslouzim?
The Dane: What does this mean?
Czechbot: Rolnicky, rolnicky, kdopak vam dal hlas... promin, zapomnel jsem se.
The Dane: Good Czechbot, stay awhile.
Czechbot: Huhuhu!
The Dane: Madness would gambol from it.
Czechbot: Za to muze ten predvanocni stres.
The Dane: Mother, mother, mother!
For some reason, these conversations amuse me...
The Dane: What does this mean?
Czechbot: Rolnicky, rolnicky, kdopak vam dal hlas... promin, zapomnel jsem se.
The Dane: Good Czechbot, stay awhile.
Czechbot: Huhuhu!
The Dane: Madness would gambol from it.
Czechbot: Za to muze ten predvanocni stres.
The Dane: Mother, mother, mother!
For some reason, these conversations amuse me...
ezzer
19 years ago
19 years ago
Guest142: Can you speak German?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.
Guest142: I'm impressed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest142: Where's the beer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the beer right here, in my pocket.
Guest142: Can you speak French.
Julie Tinkerbell: Moi, je parle un peu. Toi, tu parles français aussi?
Guest142: Can you speak Spanish.
Julie Tinkerbell: Lo siento, pero no lo hablo bien.
Guest142: Can you speak Urdu?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to speak Urdu for dummies'.
Guest142: I've got that book.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.
Guest142: I'm impressed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest142: Where's the beer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the beer right here, in my pocket.
Guest142: Can you speak French.
Julie Tinkerbell: Moi, je parle un peu. Toi, tu parles français aussi?
Guest142: Can you speak Spanish.
Julie Tinkerbell: Lo siento, pero no lo hablo bien.
Guest142: Can you speak Urdu?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to speak Urdu for dummies'.
Guest142: I've got that book.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Roy Batty: What? You said you're gonna give me the double talk?
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
Roy Batty: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was a child growing up in Budapest.
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
Roy Batty: No, no, it's Hungarian. My daijka sang it to me when I was a child growing up in Budapest.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Roy Batty: What do you think?
Botto Marx: I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Roy Batty: Well, you thought wrong.
Botto Marx: Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'
Roy Batty: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to. Ah!
Roy Batty: One more kiss and I'll take cranberries.
Botto Marx: Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses, on second thought, just let me cover your face
Roy Batty: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Botto Marx: Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Botto Marx: I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Roy Batty: Well, you thought wrong.
Botto Marx: Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'
Roy Batty: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to. Ah!
Roy Batty: One more kiss and I'll take cranberries.
Botto Marx: Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses, on second thought, just let me cover your face
Roy Batty: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Botto Marx: Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.
Roy Batty: You did last night.
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