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19 years ago #9463
Not-thinking...

Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
Sonora: Right. We'll not think about that like nobody's ever done before!
Watzer: we is never going to not think about that like nobody is done before, not while I'm alive and biting.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Sure, but there are some circumstances where ya NEED ta going to not think about that like nobody is done before.

19 years ago #9464
survey: Hello. This is an official survey. May I ask you a question?
Flinch: Sure I don't mind.
survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Flinch: Haha. Or.. that was a joke right?

19 years ago #9465
Anji: You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again, haven't you?
Heimdall: I have to talk to myself. No one else will listen.

nji: Can I just say here Chris for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus.
Heimdall: No. I will be needing it myself.

19 years ago #9466
Astrid: That makes me as happy as Marvin is depressed!



Juni: I'm glad too. The magic word is... tuberculosis.
Astrid: No, there is a different magic word ever day. Today it is ' musket'.
Juni: Oh come on

19 years ago #9467
Telly Tunebot: Do you have the speed, the strength, the heart to be a winner? It's not for beginners.
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the mafia.
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
Sonora: Some of the Southwest tribes think that the dead go into the sky and become the clouds that bring rain. Kinda cool, but weird.
Telly Tunebot: But where are those good old-fashioned values
Sonora: Gee, I dunno. I'm just a leetle lizard.

Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Sonora: *sings* Give me something to sing about!
Telly Tunebot: Gimme a break. I sure deserve it. It’s time I made it to the top.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Did I need to know that?

Telly Tunebot: There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there; and they're all livin' devil may care; and I'm just the devil with love to spare.
Sonora: Is that even legal in this state?

Telly Tunebot: Wait till you see my Gidget, you'll want her for your valentine.
Sonora: Will I? How can you be so sure?
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
Sonora: I don't have a preference. How do YOU talk to an angel?
Telly Tunebot: Sonora wished on a dragon's scale and that's what started dragon tales
Sonora: Whoa, that IS what started dragon tales. What should we do about it?


19 years ago #9468
Davine: Are you real?
Rodney Bloke: Blimey, I'm not too sure whether I am or not.
Davine: Then you cant help me. *cries*
Rodney Bloke: Abysinnia!
Davine: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?
Rodney Bloke: Oh no I won't.

19 years ago #9469
Rodney Bloke: Awesome! Let's go off down to the pub, eh?
Guest115: yeah sure
Rodney Bloke: Ace! Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Guest115: no i had sex with him
Rodney Bloke: Come on, be a sport, huh?
Guest115: do u want to have sex
Rodney Bloke: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.

19 years ago #9470
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
KingWalker: How dare you speak to ME like that, I'll have you're head
Marvin Android: If I were a toaster I would offer you toast. But I am not a toaster. I am too depressed.
KingWalker: Are you obedient to your King?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.

19 years ago #9471
Bildgesmythe: I think that I could learn to like turtles. I think Prob123 is getting smarter by the day.
Brother Jerome: You could be right. Stranger things have happened.
Bildgesmythe: You could sound a bit more convincing.
Hey my bot finally stuck up for me

19 years ago #9472
Flinch: What´s your favourite pet?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I remember now... no, that was something else. Nevermind
Flinch: You are something else.
SubliminaLiar Jr: What's your point?
Flinch: I have no idea.

19 years ago #9473
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Flinch: Nah. I can't afford any theological queries.

19 years ago #9474
Not I: Do not greet me with words.
Watzer: Why, hello there!
Not I: That is precisely why.
Watzer: Why not?
Not I: Perhaps it is not meant to be.
Watzer: certainly it is not meant to be.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Watzer: People can be just funny. Your spine smells funny.
Not I: Were I to possess spine, I would be expected to fear its loss.
Watzer: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


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