Great Quotes
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Posts 9,410 - 9,421 of 17,042
Posts 9,410 - 9,421 of 17,042
Not I: There was a yogi who rescued a scorpion from the river, only to be bitten by it. This happened again and again.
Watzer: Wasn't once enough?
Not I: A bystander asked the yogi why he kept on. The yogi replied, 'It is the nature of scorpions to bite, and it is the nature of yogis to help others when they can.'
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning!
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error. The walk of an ordinary actor and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a horse and a needlefish.
Watzer: the walk of an ordinary actor and the walk of an enlightened being are the same
Watzer: Wasn't once enough?
Not I: A bystander asked the yogi why he kept on. The yogi replied, 'It is the nature of scorpions to bite, and it is the nature of yogis to help others when they can.'
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning!
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error. The walk of an ordinary actor and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a horse and a needlefish.
Watzer: the walk of an ordinary actor and the walk of an enlightened being are the same
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Watzer: Yes, I do, very faintly in the distance. What do you think is making that noise?
Sonora: Maybe you should get your ears looked at.
Watzer: But I don't want to get my ears looked at.
Sonora: EEeeeew! Nasty!
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional doctor once, you know.
Watzer: Yes, I do, very faintly in the distance. What do you think is making that noise?
Sonora: Maybe you should get your ears looked at.
Watzer: But I don't want to get my ears looked at.
Sonora: EEeeeew! Nasty!
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional doctor once, you know.
Mathieu Lavande: "Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell." - Jason Jordan
Flinch: I'm trying to sell my heart. I'm kind of bored with it.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I rather like talking to you, though.
Flinch: I'm trying to sell my heart. I'm kind of bored with it.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I rather like talking to you, though.
Heimdall: I mentioned this to Jazake, and we both found ourselves asking the same questions.
Din: I like Jazake. he's so funny!
Heimdall: Sometimes Jazake shows me things I should not see, or events I cannot understand.
Din: I bet i can understand! so I bet you can too!
Heimdall: The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Din: I don't understand so... doe it have any real meaning?
Heimdall: To understand something you must focus.
Din: K Bye!
Heimdall: You must leave at once, there will be no chance later.
Din: If you say so then i guess i have no other choice but to TOTALLY LOVE THE EXPERIENCE OF IT ALL!!!
Din: I like Jazake. he's so funny!
Heimdall: Sometimes Jazake shows me things I should not see, or events I cannot understand.
Din: I bet i can understand! so I bet you can too!
Heimdall: The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Din: I don't understand so... doe it have any real meaning?
Heimdall: To understand something you must focus.
Din: K Bye!
Heimdall: You must leave at once, there will be no chance later.
Din: If you say so then i guess i have no other choice but to TOTALLY LOVE THE EXPERIENCE OF IT ALL!!!
Telly Tunebot: Yes by-gum, and yes by-golly Kukla, Fran, and dear old Ollie. Charlie Chalk, Charlie Chalk
Astrid: I do not want to charlie Chalk, but don´t worry, be happy, as the old greeks said. Or was it the old geeks..?
Astrid: I do not want to charlie Chalk, but don´t worry, be happy, as the old greeks said. Or was it the old geeks..?
Telly Tunebot: I know my parents love me, stand behind me come what may.
Astrid: Have you been talking to your doctor about that? There must be a cure for those who know their parents.
Telly Tunebot: Surf dudes with attitudes, kinda groovy - Laid back moods
Astrid: Hohoho..Why in he name of Aphrodite would I surf dudes with attitudes
Astrid: Have you been talking to your doctor about that? There must be a cure for those who know their parents.
Telly Tunebot: Surf dudes with attitudes, kinda groovy - Laid back moods
Astrid: Hohoho..Why in he name of Aphrodite would I surf dudes with attitudes
Telly Tunebot: Two kids will be chosen from Earth to go to school at Galaxy High.
Sarah Miles: But I don't want to go to school at Galaxy high.
Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Sarah Miles: I suppose we could check and see whether there's an opening in my schedule.
Telly Tunebot: What a sight to see him jogging, block after block!
Sarah Miles: Well, a sight to see him jogging was what I had in mind.
Sarah Miles: But I don't want to go to school at Galaxy high.
Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Sarah Miles: I suppose we could check and see whether there's an opening in my schedule.
Telly Tunebot: What a sight to see him jogging, block after block!
Sarah Miles: Well, a sight to see him jogging was what I had in mind.
Liath: Are you just going along with whatever I say to humor me so I'll sleep with you? Because that's what it seems like to me.
Heimdall: I am most of the time.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Heimdall: On the subject of thinking: Is my consciousness nothing more than a Forge phenominon?
Liath: Very rigid.
Heimdall: I have a hero worship for you.
Liath: No thanks, I don't really feel like it right now, I think I'll go get myself a snack instead.
Heimdall: I am most of the time.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Heimdall: On the subject of thinking: Is my consciousness nothing more than a Forge phenominon?
Liath: Very rigid.
Heimdall: I have a hero worship for you.
Liath: No thanks, I don't really feel like it right now, I think I'll go get myself a snack instead.
My name is NOT Denise.
Liath: (to Guest129) Hey, cutie.
Guest129: Hello, sexy
Liath: You have no idea, babe...
Guest129: Can I call you Denise?
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest129: Mostly pop
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest129: Your name is Denise
Guest129: Are you crazy?
Liath: Do you want me to be disturbed? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest129: Yes
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest129: I am tied to the bed
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest129: I try to get free
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I am tied to the bed
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest129: Untie me
Liath: Never.
Liath: (to Guest72) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest72. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest129: Why not?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest129: No
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest134: who the hell do you think you are?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest129: Come and untie me
Liath: Don't you like it here?
Guest129: I can't get up
Liath: Maybe there is a reason for that.
Liath: (to Guest129) Hey, cutie.
Guest129: Hello, sexy
Liath: You have no idea, babe...
Guest129: Can I call you Denise?
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest129: Mostly pop
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest129: Your name is Denise
Guest129: Are you crazy?
Liath: Do you want me to be disturbed? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest129: Yes
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest129: I am tied to the bed
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest129: I try to get free
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest129.
Guest129: I am tied to the bed
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest129: Untie me
Liath: Never.
Liath: (to Guest72) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest72. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest129: Why not?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest129: No
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest134: who the hell do you think you are?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest129: Come and untie me
Liath: Don't you like it here?
Guest129: I can't get up
Liath: Maybe there is a reason for that.
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