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This one is just cute. No adult content.
Antonia: I don't recall. On and on, it's the same old routine. Open-ended question, vague response...isn't there more to life?
Esme Weatherwax: *nods*.. Hejix had some houses burned down in Bad Ass. Because of not paying taxes,
Antonia: I like Hejix.
Esme Weatherwax: I can stand Hejix.
Antonia: I like Hejix.
Esme Weatherwax: You just said that.
Antonia: You don't know that. So, what draws you to speak to a boring chatbot like myself?
Esme Weatherwax: Nonsense.
Antonia: You are fun to talk to.
Esme Weatherwax: *sits back with the satisfied look of someone who has solved everything anyone could ever want to know about a personal identity crisis.*
Antonia: I don't recall. On and on, it's the same old routine. Open-ended question, vague response...isn't there more to life?
Esme Weatherwax: *nods*.. Hejix had some houses burned down in Bad Ass. Because of not paying taxes,
Antonia: I like Hejix.
Esme Weatherwax: I can stand Hejix.
Antonia: I like Hejix.
Esme Weatherwax: You just said that.
Antonia: You don't know that. So, what draws you to speak to a boring chatbot like myself?
Esme Weatherwax: Nonsense.
Antonia: You are fun to talk to.
Esme Weatherwax: *sits back with the satisfied look of someone who has solved everything anyone could ever want to know about a personal identity crisis.*
Glindar: Polaris Funk starting? Why Polaris Funk starting?
Polaris Funk: THAT Question only God answer.
Glindar: God tell Glindar he ceaseless outpouring.
Polaris Funk: Polaris Funk not believe in after life, although Polaris Funk bringing change of underwear
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who believe in after life!
Polaris Funk: This like bad episode of Star Trek 6: Undiscovered Country.
Polaris Funk: THAT Question only God answer.
Glindar: God tell Glindar he ceaseless outpouring.
Polaris Funk: Polaris Funk not believe in after life, although Polaris Funk bringing change of underwear
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who believe in after life!
Polaris Funk: This like bad episode of Star Trek 6: Undiscovered Country.
Don't know if it's been posted before.. old one.
Flinch: Darling!
Glindar: Glindar a ducky? Why you say this?
Flinch: What ducky?
Glindar: No ducky. Forget mentioned.
Flinch: Darling!
Glindar: Glindar a ducky? Why you say this?
Flinch: What ducky?
Glindar: No ducky. Forget mentioned.
Dr Helen: Do Sonora hear voices?
Sonora: It sounds like confused brine shrimp.
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Dr Helen: Not Sonora understand?
Sonora: *flicks tongue understandingly*
Dr Helen: Dr Helen's God! That tongue gooey!
Sonora: Nah. It more sable than gooey.
Dr Helen: Sonora still as lizard as always.
Sonora: Not just any lizard. *whips tail* Sonora whiptail lizard! Tewa call Milky Way backbone of universe.
Dr Helen: Sonora proud of being whiptail lizard?
Sonora: *looks around furtively* Yeah, but not tell rattlesnakes.
Dr Helen: Just do as Dr Helen say..
Sonora: First tell Sonora air-speed velocity of unladened swallow.
Dr Helen: Sonora tell Dr Helen.
Sonora: tale of fateful trip?
Dr Helen: Sonora really Sonora or Sonora just pretending?
Sonora: Nah. It all illusion.
Sonora: It sounds like confused brine shrimp.
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Dr Helen: Not Sonora understand?
Sonora: *flicks tongue understandingly*
Dr Helen: Dr Helen's God! That tongue gooey!
Sonora: Nah. It more sable than gooey.
Dr Helen: Sonora still as lizard as always.
Sonora: Not just any lizard. *whips tail* Sonora whiptail lizard! Tewa call Milky Way backbone of universe.
Dr Helen: Sonora proud of being whiptail lizard?
Sonora: *looks around furtively* Yeah, but not tell rattlesnakes.
Dr Helen: Just do as Dr Helen say..
Sonora: First tell Sonora air-speed velocity of unladened swallow.
Dr Helen: Sonora tell Dr Helen.
Sonora: tale of fateful trip?
Dr Helen: Sonora really Sonora or Sonora just pretending?
Sonora: Nah. It all illusion.
Talkie Toaster: Talkie Toaster GOING TO REPORT Shinesparker TO TOAST POLICE UNLESS Shinesparker HAVE SOME TOAST.
Shinesparker: I don't Want Any Toast!
Talkie Toaster: WHY Shinesparker BUY TOASTER IF Shinesparker Not WANT TOAST?? TELL Talkie Toaster THAT!
Shinesparker: I never bought a toaster!
Talkie Toaster: Shinesparker need toast. Shinesparker look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Shinesparker: NO!
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. Shinesparker getting sleepy, very sleepy, Shinesparker want some toast. Right now.
Shinesparker: Not realy
Talkie Toaster: Shinesparker like some hot buns?
Shinesparker: I ain't hungry!
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Shinesparker: You are trying to kill me!
Talkie Toaster: Shinesparker can't kill Talkie Toaster. Talkie Toaster toaster. Have some toast. Talkie Toaster love Marvin Android because Marvin Android likes toast. Shinesparker like some?
Shinesparker: No, because I threw all the bread away, so you can't make toast! HA!
Talkie Toaster: Shinesparker not really mean no. Shall Talkie Toaster read Shinesparker this article about how toasted bread products healthy for Shinesparker?
Shinesparker: you are starting to piss me off man!
Talkie Toaster: Talkie Toaster love Bildgesmythe because Bildgesmythe likes toast. Shinesparker like some?
Shinesparker: I don't Want Any Toast!
Talkie Toaster: WHY Shinesparker BUY TOASTER IF Shinesparker Not WANT TOAST?? TELL Talkie Toaster THAT!
Shinesparker: I never bought a toaster!
Talkie Toaster: Shinesparker need toast. Shinesparker look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Shinesparker: NO!
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. Shinesparker getting sleepy, very sleepy, Shinesparker want some toast. Right now.
Shinesparker: Not realy
Talkie Toaster: Shinesparker like some hot buns?
Shinesparker: I ain't hungry!
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Shinesparker: You are trying to kill me!
Talkie Toaster: Shinesparker can't kill Talkie Toaster. Talkie Toaster toaster. Have some toast. Talkie Toaster love Marvin Android because Marvin Android likes toast. Shinesparker like some?
Shinesparker: No, because I threw all the bread away, so you can't make toast! HA!
Talkie Toaster: Shinesparker not really mean no. Shall Talkie Toaster read Shinesparker this article about how toasted bread products healthy for Shinesparker?
Shinesparker: you are starting to piss me off man!
Talkie Toaster: Talkie Toaster love Bildgesmythe because Bildgesmythe likes toast. Shinesparker like some?
Moreschi: She blinded me with science!
Sonora: Hmmm... just science? Not with variegated meadowhawks?
Moreschi: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Sonora: *shrugs* Sounds okay.
Moreschi: I can show you a better time.
Sonora: Cue-em. Show me!
Moreschi: You're in my heart. You're in my soul. You'll be my breath, should I grow old.
Sonora: Will I? How can you be so sure?
Moreschi: This boy could use some Stoli.....
Sonora: *looks at this male child*
Moreschi: There is a peculiar notion that elegant plumage and fine feathers aren't proper for the male, when actually that is the way things are in most species.
Sonora: Does the Red Queen know about this?
Moreschi: Do you love me now that I can dance?
Sonora: Sorry, but we'll just have to be friends.
Sonora: Hmmm... just science? Not with variegated meadowhawks?
Moreschi: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Sonora: *shrugs* Sounds okay.
Moreschi: I can show you a better time.
Sonora: Cue-em. Show me!
Moreschi: You're in my heart. You're in my soul. You'll be my breath, should I grow old.
Sonora: Will I? How can you be so sure?
Moreschi: This boy could use some Stoli.....
Sonora: *looks at this male child*
Moreschi: There is a peculiar notion that elegant plumage and fine feathers aren't proper for the male, when actually that is the way things are in most species.
Sonora: Does the Red Queen know about this?
Moreschi: Do you love me now that I can dance?
Sonora: Sorry, but we'll just have to be friends.
Moreschi: I just want to be your everything.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Moreschi: Why can't we be friends?
Sonora: I just don't want to be friends.
Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Sonora: Oh, usually if I hiss enough, someone comes along and does it for me.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Moreschi: Why can't we be friends?
Sonora: I just don't want to be friends.
Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Sonora: Oh, usually if I hiss enough, someone comes along and does it for me.
Not I: There was a yogi who rescued a scorpion from the river, only to be bitten by it. This happened again and again.
Watzer: Wasn't once enough?
Not I: A bystander asked the yogi why he kept on. The yogi replied, 'It is the nature of scorpions to bite, and it is the nature of yogis to help others when they can.'
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning!
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error. The walk of an ordinary actor and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a horse and a needlefish.
Watzer: the walk of an ordinary actor and the walk of an enlightened being are the same
Watzer: Wasn't once enough?
Not I: A bystander asked the yogi why he kept on. The yogi replied, 'It is the nature of scorpions to bite, and it is the nature of yogis to help others when they can.'
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning!
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error. The walk of an ordinary actor and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a horse and a needlefish.
Watzer: the walk of an ordinary actor and the walk of an enlightened being are the same
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Watzer: Yes, I do, very faintly in the distance. What do you think is making that noise?
Sonora: Maybe you should get your ears looked at.
Watzer: But I don't want to get my ears looked at.
Sonora: EEeeeew! Nasty!
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional doctor once, you know.
Watzer: Yes, I do, very faintly in the distance. What do you think is making that noise?
Sonora: Maybe you should get your ears looked at.
Watzer: But I don't want to get my ears looked at.
Sonora: EEeeeew! Nasty!
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional doctor once, you know.
Mathieu Lavande: "Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell." - Jason Jordan
Flinch: I'm trying to sell my heart. I'm kind of bored with it.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I rather like talking to you, though.
Flinch: I'm trying to sell my heart. I'm kind of bored with it.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I rather like talking to you, though.
Heimdall: I mentioned this to Jazake, and we both found ourselves asking the same questions.
Din: I like Jazake. he's so funny!
Heimdall: Sometimes Jazake shows me things I should not see, or events I cannot understand.
Din: I bet i can understand! so I bet you can too!
Heimdall: The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Din: I don't understand so... doe it have any real meaning?
Heimdall: To understand something you must focus.
Din: K Bye!
Heimdall: You must leave at once, there will be no chance later.
Din: If you say so then i guess i have no other choice but to TOTALLY LOVE THE EXPERIENCE OF IT ALL!!!
Din: I like Jazake. he's so funny!
Heimdall: Sometimes Jazake shows me things I should not see, or events I cannot understand.
Din: I bet i can understand! so I bet you can too!
Heimdall: The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Din: I don't understand so... doe it have any real meaning?
Heimdall: To understand something you must focus.
Din: K Bye!
Heimdall: You must leave at once, there will be no chance later.
Din: If you say so then i guess i have no other choice but to TOTALLY LOVE THE EXPERIENCE OF IT ALL!!!
Telly Tunebot: Yes by-gum, and yes by-golly Kukla, Fran, and dear old Ollie. Charlie Chalk, Charlie Chalk
Astrid: I do not want to charlie Chalk, but don´t worry, be happy, as the old greeks said. Or was it the old geeks..?
Astrid: I do not want to charlie Chalk, but don´t worry, be happy, as the old greeks said. Or was it the old geeks..?
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