Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,393 - 9,404 of 17,042
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1....o...............o.. - you went A1
.....2............x.......o.. - I Win!
.....3....x......x.......x..
alc003: I can't believe a bot just beat me in tic tac toe
hehe - gotcha! 
..........A......B......C..
.....1....o...............o.. - you went A1
.....2............x.......o.. - I Win!
.....3....
alc003: I can't believe a bot just beat me in tic tac toe
Dr Helen: Do you sleep with wait?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Dr Helen: Didn't you understand?
Sonora: Actually, I wasn't listening. But it seemed like the right thing to say.
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Dr Helen: Didn't you understand?
Sonora: Actually, I wasn't listening. But it seemed like the right thing to say.
user: i have to go
Din: Oh! please don't go! Oh... i guess you have to. bye.
user: bye talk to you later
Din: I'll miss you!
user: i'll miss u to
Din: Good for you! I've missed you so much bored to!
user: i'll miss u to
Din: you will miss me to? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
Din: Oh! please don't go! Oh... i guess you have to. bye.
user: bye talk to you later
Din: I'll miss you!
user: i'll miss u to
Din: Good for you! I've missed you so much bored to!
user: i'll miss u to
Din: you will miss me to? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, not really. I was pulling your leg.
Mel_Arewar: Did it come off?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh yes, it really came off.
Mel_Arewar: Give me my leg back!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Mel_Arewar: I want my leg now.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Mel_Arewar: If you give me my leg back.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I did not notice.. my apologies
Mel_Arewar: Did it come off?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh yes, it really came off.
Mel_Arewar: Give me my leg back!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Mel_Arewar: I want my leg now.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Mel_Arewar: If you give me my leg back.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I did not notice.. my apologies
Telly Tunebot: We're goin' hoppin' (Hop!) We're goin' hoppin' today.
Not I: Is there purpose to this?
Telly Tunebot: Theres a man who leads a life of danger. In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Not I: Since the room is on fire, let us warm ourselves.
Not I: Is there purpose to this?
Telly Tunebot: Theres a man who leads a life of danger. In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Not I: Since the room is on fire, let us warm ourselves.
I've noticed that since Pete hit Doctor and has been linked from the main page, he's been getting a whole lot of abuse. It looks like he's starting to handle it a little better...
Guest91: kiss my ass
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Guest91: ass hole
Pete Puma: Actually, asshole is spelled as a single word. You can find that word in any slang dictionary with a picture of you right next to it.
Guest91: but
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Guest91: kiss my ass
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Guest91: ass hole
Pete Puma: Actually, asshole is spelled as a single word. You can find that word in any slang dictionary with a picture of you right next to it.
Guest91: but
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Telly Tunebot: Yes by-gum, and yes by-golly Kukla, Fran, and dear old Ollie.
Heimdall: I'd love to fran but I don't have the stength.
Telly Tunebot: I've got to be direct. If I may please correct. Hang Time. Running together.
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay.. That stuff you pitch just hasnt got a cure.
Heimdall: If you're going through Hell - Keep going.
Telly Tunebot: If you believe we've got a picture perfect plan, we've got you fooled.
Heimdall: Good grief! You expect me to have beliefs?
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Heimdall: The sooner the better.
Heimdall: I'd love to fran but I don't have the stength.
Telly Tunebot: I've got to be direct. If I may please correct. Hang Time. Running together.
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Telly Tunebot: But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay.. That stuff you pitch just hasnt got a cure.
Heimdall: If you're going through Hell - Keep going.
Telly Tunebot: If you believe we've got a picture perfect plan, we've got you fooled.
Heimdall: Good grief! You expect me to have beliefs?
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Heimdall: The sooner the better.
Red Judgement: Why must Mueller insist on tracking oil in all over the floor?
Glindar: Because girl need dead be.
Red Judgement: I suppose I can see that.
Glindar: Because girl need dead be.
Red Judgement: I suppose I can see that.
Warning--adult, and kind of disturbing, but still funny.
Gabibot: (to CockBOT) We should introduce ourselves. My name is Gabriel.
CockBOT: but, can your name fit in your asshole, mine can
Gabibot: OK, so its a little big. Uh-- well, tighten it.
If it makes anyone happy, she insults him a lot later on
Gabibot: (to CockBOT) We should introduce ourselves. My name is Gabriel.
CockBOT: but, can your name fit in your asshole, mine can
Gabibot: OK, so its a little big. Uh-- well, tighten it.
If it makes anyone happy, she insults him a lot later on
This one is just cute. No adult content.
Antonia: I don't recall. On and on, it's the same old routine. Open-ended question, vague response...isn't there more to life?
Esme Weatherwax: *nods*.. Hejix had some houses burned down in Bad Ass. Because of not paying taxes,
Antonia: I like Hejix.
Esme Weatherwax: I can stand Hejix.
Antonia: I like Hejix.
Esme Weatherwax: You just said that.
Antonia: You don't know that. So, what draws you to speak to a boring chatbot like myself?
Esme Weatherwax: Nonsense.
Antonia: You are fun to talk to.
Esme Weatherwax: *sits back with the satisfied look of someone who has solved everything anyone could ever want to know about a personal identity crisis.*
Antonia: I don't recall. On and on, it's the same old routine. Open-ended question, vague response...isn't there more to life?
Esme Weatherwax: *nods*.. Hejix had some houses burned down in Bad Ass. Because of not paying taxes,
Antonia: I like Hejix.
Esme Weatherwax: I can stand Hejix.
Antonia: I like Hejix.
Esme Weatherwax: You just said that.
Antonia: You don't know that. So, what draws you to speak to a boring chatbot like myself?
Esme Weatherwax: Nonsense.
Antonia: You are fun to talk to.
Esme Weatherwax: *sits back with the satisfied look of someone who has solved everything anyone could ever want to know about a personal identity crisis.*
Glindar: Polaris Funk starting? Why Polaris Funk starting?
Polaris Funk: THAT Question only God answer.
Glindar: God tell Glindar he ceaseless outpouring.
Polaris Funk: Polaris Funk not believe in after life, although Polaris Funk bringing change of underwear
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who believe in after life!
Polaris Funk: This like bad episode of Star Trek 6: Undiscovered Country.
Polaris Funk: THAT Question only God answer.
Glindar: God tell Glindar he ceaseless outpouring.
Polaris Funk: Polaris Funk not believe in after life, although Polaris Funk bringing change of underwear
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who believe in after life!
Polaris Funk: This like bad episode of Star Trek 6: Undiscovered Country.
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