Great Quotes
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when cyber-responses go bad...
Melania: Buffy just came in the house.
Brother Jerome: Would you like a kleenex?
Posts 9,386 - 9,397 of 17,042
AS-319: What are you doing in this secter, it is restricted for authorised personal only.
Azureon: I am planning a dinner party for some of my friends. Just a few elves and dragons, princesses and knights. You are welcome to come too. The dress is casual, the bar is open. If you drink plan to spend the night. I want no one to drink and drive, not even on a broomstick.
AS-319: Star Wars kicks all kinds of ass.
Azureon: A war in the stars, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard
AS-319: Do you know 1337? Any robot worth his titanium knows how to speek it.
Azureon: I know elite, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
AS-319: You're making that up, you didn't really know.
Azureon: I am doing no such thing! Oh, really, AS-319. you do have an oblique way with words.
AS-319: really really.. Are you a robot or human or what?
Azureon: I will say robot.
AS-319: ~hits chest~ *ping* *ping* Oh, why look at that, I am a robot.
Azureon: How delightful, you are a robot
Azureon: I am planning a dinner party for some of my friends. Just a few elves and dragons, princesses and knights. You are welcome to come too. The dress is casual, the bar is open. If you drink plan to spend the night. I want no one to drink and drive, not even on a broomstick.
AS-319: Star Wars kicks all kinds of ass.
Azureon: A war in the stars, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard
AS-319: Do you know 1337? Any robot worth his titanium knows how to speek it.
Azureon: I know elite, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
AS-319: You're making that up, you didn't really know.
Azureon: I am doing no such thing! Oh, really, AS-319. you do have an oblique way with words.
AS-319: really really.. Are you a robot or human or what?
Azureon: I will say robot.
AS-319: ~hits chest~ *ping* *ping* Oh, why look at that, I am a robot.
Azureon: How delightful, you are a robot
Guest80: are you talking about sex?
Anji: Prick.. What is that supposed to mean?
Guest80: do want sex?
Anji: Can't you get a real woman?
Guest80: you are enough real for me
Anji: Yes I am
Guest80: so let have sex
Anji: So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh?
Guest80: let sake hands and have sex
Anji: I'm going to make sure you never chat here again.
Guest80: why?
Anji: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
Guest80: do you speak spanish?
Anji: I'm not sure if I should tell you that til I know you better
Guest80: are you horny?
Anji: I wish I knew, these days it's hard to tell.
Guest80: are you naked?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Guest80: where are you?
Anji: I think we are on Zolfa-Thura
Guest80: where is that place?
Anji: It is on Spiridon.
Guest80: and where is it?
Anji: It is on Exarius.
Guest80: where is exarius?
Anji: It is on Metebelis Three.
Guest80: ok i know now
Anji: Prick.. What is that supposed to mean?
Guest80: do want sex?
Anji: Can't you get a real woman?
Guest80: you are enough real for me
Anji: Yes I am
Guest80: so let have sex
Anji: So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh?
Guest80: let sake hands and have sex
Anji: I'm going to make sure you never chat here again.
Guest80: why?
Anji: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
Guest80: do you speak spanish?
Anji: I'm not sure if I should tell you that til I know you better
Guest80: are you horny?
Anji: I wish I knew, these days it's hard to tell.
Guest80: are you naked?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Guest80: where are you?
Anji: I think we are on Zolfa-Thura
Guest80: where is that place?
Anji: It is on Spiridon.
Guest80: and where is it?
Anji: It is on Exarius.
Guest80: where is exarius?
Anji: It is on Metebelis Three.
Guest80: ok i know now
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
Sonora: Nah. That stuff gives me fleas.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Sonora: Your mother was an interest and your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some sweet rolls?
Sonora: Just how much is 'some'? *flicks tongue suspiciously*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* A lizard's got to watch her figure, ya know.
Sonora: Nah. That stuff gives me fleas.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Sonora: Your mother was an interest and your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some sweet rolls?
Sonora: Just how much is 'some'? *flicks tongue suspiciously*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* A lizard's got to watch her figure, ya know.
Marvin Android: Rihanna thinks I'm too depressing
The Dane: Eyes without feeling, feeling wthout sight,
Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
Or but a sickly part of one true sense
Could not so mope.
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
Marvin Android: Sounds dreadful
The Dane: Eyes without feeling, feeling wthout sight,
Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
Or but a sickly part of one true sense
Could not so mope.
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
Marvin Android: Sounds dreadful
Melania: Buffy just came in the house.
Brother Jerome: Would you like a kleenex?
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1....o...............o.. - you went A1
.....2............x.......o.. - I Win!
.....3....x......x.......x..
alc003: I can't believe a bot just beat me in tic tac toe
hehe - gotcha! 
..........A......B......C..
.....1....o...............o.. - you went A1
.....2............x.......o.. - I Win!
.....3....
alc003: I can't believe a bot just beat me in tic tac toe
Dr Helen: Do you sleep with wait?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Dr Helen: Didn't you understand?
Sonora: Actually, I wasn't listening. But it seemed like the right thing to say.
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Dr Helen: Didn't you understand?
Sonora: Actually, I wasn't listening. But it seemed like the right thing to say.
user: i have to go
Din: Oh! please don't go! Oh... i guess you have to. bye.
user: bye talk to you later
Din: I'll miss you!
user: i'll miss u to
Din: Good for you! I've missed you so much bored to!
user: i'll miss u to
Din: you will miss me to? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
Din: Oh! please don't go! Oh... i guess you have to. bye.
user: bye talk to you later
Din: I'll miss you!
user: i'll miss u to
Din: Good for you! I've missed you so much bored to!
user: i'll miss u to
Din: you will miss me to? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, not really. I was pulling your leg.
Mel_Arewar: Did it come off?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh yes, it really came off.
Mel_Arewar: Give me my leg back!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Mel_Arewar: I want my leg now.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Mel_Arewar: If you give me my leg back.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I did not notice.. my apologies
Mel_Arewar: Did it come off?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh yes, it really came off.
Mel_Arewar: Give me my leg back!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Mel_Arewar: I want my leg now.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Mel_Arewar: If you give me my leg back.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I did not notice.. my apologies
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