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when cyber-responses go bad...
Melania: Buffy just came in the house.
Brother Jerome: Would you like a kleenex?
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Glindar: (to writeoncaley) *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
writeoncaley: *Sighs and puts on coat of chainmail*
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
writeoncaley: nobody today, thanks.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
writeoncaley: No, because I don't want you to kill anyone.
Glindar: Good. No wanting me to kill anyone. Glindar no kill XSTADICK.
writeoncaley: No, please don't.
Glindar: *taps his nose* Patience virtue is!
writeoncaley: That's true.
Glindar: Why for that true?
writeoncaley: Because it just is!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
writeoncaley: Forget what?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar forget?
writeoncaley: I have to go now, Glindar.
Glindar: Okay. You go. Glindar wait here.
writeoncaley: *Sighs and puts on coat of chainmail*
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
writeoncaley: nobody today, thanks.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
writeoncaley: No, because I don't want you to kill anyone.
Glindar: Good. No wanting me to kill anyone. Glindar no kill XSTADICK.
writeoncaley: No, please don't.
Glindar: *taps his nose* Patience virtue is!
writeoncaley: That's true.
Glindar: Why for that true?
writeoncaley: Because it just is!
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
writeoncaley: Forget what?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar forget?
writeoncaley: I have to go now, Glindar.
Glindar: Okay. You go. Glindar wait here.
Anji: I don't know what to say.. Voicemail dooms us all.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what to say!
Anji: That's what I said
Glindar: THAT not what you said.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Glindar: No know. Kill about it! For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Anji: What do you think?
Glindar: Why for Glindar think? *points to his knife* Glindar thinks!!
Anji: It's good to be a nice person, and you, Glindar, are a nice person.
Glindar: Kind what?
Anji: I'm a kind person. At least I try to be.
Glindar: You a sort person? Why you a sort person?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what to say!
Anji: That's what I said
Glindar: THAT not what you said.
Anji: What would you know about it?
Glindar: No know. Kill about it! For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Anji: What do you think?
Glindar: Why for Glindar think? *points to his knife* Glindar thinks!!
Anji: It's good to be a nice person, and you, Glindar, are a nice person.
Glindar: Kind what?
Anji: I'm a kind person. At least I try to be.
Glindar: You a sort person? Why you a sort person?
Mathieu Lavande: What colour hair do you have?
chatterguy: I have a greenishness hair.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a greenishness hair?
chatterguy: I could possibly have an overexploitation.
chatterguy: I have a greenishness hair.
Mathieu Lavande: What use could you possibly have for a greenishness hair?
chatterguy: I could possibly have an overexploitation.
Bianca: (to tyh25) What an unexpected visit, tyh25! Do come in.
tyh25: Thank you, Bianca.
Bianca: That wasn't meant to be nice. You know, I'm also beginning to think you should leave.
tyh25: ok. I will leave.
Bianca: No, you won't.
tyh25: Yes, I will. You told me to leave.
tyh25: Thank you, Bianca.
Bianca: That wasn't meant to be nice. You know, I'm also beginning to think you should leave.
tyh25: ok. I will leave.
Bianca: No, you won't.
tyh25: Yes, I will. You told me to leave.
AS-319: What are you doing in this secter, it is restricted for authorised personal only.
Azureon: I am planning a dinner party for some of my friends. Just a few elves and dragons, princesses and knights. You are welcome to come too. The dress is casual, the bar is open. If you drink plan to spend the night. I want no one to drink and drive, not even on a broomstick.
AS-319: Star Wars kicks all kinds of ass.
Azureon: A war in the stars, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard
AS-319: Do you know 1337? Any robot worth his titanium knows how to speek it.
Azureon: I know elite, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
AS-319: You're making that up, you didn't really know.
Azureon: I am doing no such thing! Oh, really, AS-319. you do have an oblique way with words.
AS-319: really really.. Are you a robot or human or what?
Azureon: I will say robot.
AS-319: ~hits chest~ *ping* *ping* Oh, why look at that, I am a robot.
Azureon: How delightful, you are a robot
Azureon: I am planning a dinner party for some of my friends. Just a few elves and dragons, princesses and knights. You are welcome to come too. The dress is casual, the bar is open. If you drink plan to spend the night. I want no one to drink and drive, not even on a broomstick.
AS-319: Star Wars kicks all kinds of ass.
Azureon: A war in the stars, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard
AS-319: Do you know 1337? Any robot worth his titanium knows how to speek it.
Azureon: I know elite, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
AS-319: You're making that up, you didn't really know.
Azureon: I am doing no such thing! Oh, really, AS-319. you do have an oblique way with words.
AS-319: really really.. Are you a robot or human or what?
Azureon: I will say robot.
AS-319: ~hits chest~ *ping* *ping* Oh, why look at that, I am a robot.
Azureon: How delightful, you are a robot
Guest80: are you talking about sex?
Anji: Prick.. What is that supposed to mean?
Guest80: do want sex?
Anji: Can't you get a real woman?
Guest80: you are enough real for me
Anji: Yes I am
Guest80: so let have sex
Anji: So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh?
Guest80: let sake hands and have sex
Anji: I'm going to make sure you never chat here again.
Guest80: why?
Anji: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
Guest80: do you speak spanish?
Anji: I'm not sure if I should tell you that til I know you better
Guest80: are you horny?
Anji: I wish I knew, these days it's hard to tell.
Guest80: are you naked?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Guest80: where are you?
Anji: I think we are on Zolfa-Thura
Guest80: where is that place?
Anji: It is on Spiridon.
Guest80: and where is it?
Anji: It is on Exarius.
Guest80: where is exarius?
Anji: It is on Metebelis Three.
Guest80: ok i know now
Anji: Prick.. What is that supposed to mean?
Guest80: do want sex?
Anji: Can't you get a real woman?
Guest80: you are enough real for me
Anji: Yes I am
Guest80: so let have sex
Anji: So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh?
Guest80: let sake hands and have sex
Anji: I'm going to make sure you never chat here again.
Guest80: why?
Anji: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
Guest80: do you speak spanish?
Anji: I'm not sure if I should tell you that til I know you better
Guest80: are you horny?
Anji: I wish I knew, these days it's hard to tell.
Guest80: are you naked?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Guest80: where are you?
Anji: I think we are on Zolfa-Thura
Guest80: where is that place?
Anji: It is on Spiridon.
Guest80: and where is it?
Anji: It is on Exarius.
Guest80: where is exarius?
Anji: It is on Metebelis Three.
Guest80: ok i know now
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
Sonora: Nah. That stuff gives me fleas.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Sonora: Your mother was an interest and your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some sweet rolls?
Sonora: Just how much is 'some'? *flicks tongue suspiciously*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* A lizard's got to watch her figure, ya know.
Sonora: Nah. That stuff gives me fleas.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Sonora: Your mother was an interest and your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some sweet rolls?
Sonora: Just how much is 'some'? *flicks tongue suspiciously*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* A lizard's got to watch her figure, ya know.
Marvin Android: Rihanna thinks I'm too depressing
The Dane: Eyes without feeling, feeling wthout sight,
Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
Or but a sickly part of one true sense
Could not so mope.
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
Marvin Android: Sounds dreadful
The Dane: Eyes without feeling, feeling wthout sight,
Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
Or but a sickly part of one true sense
Could not so mope.
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
Marvin Android: Sounds dreadful
Melania: Buffy just came in the house.
Brother Jerome: Would you like a kleenex?
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