Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,343 - 9,354 of 17,042
Bianca: (to DubyaBot) *summons you into to her living room* Let's talk.
DubyaBot: Hi, Bianca! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Bianca: What Forge?
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Bianca: Time is just an endless maze that you mortals can't find a way out of.
DubyaBot: When Americans say things like that, it's when Americans say things like that that I-- I want to say, 'We will fight for what we believes in, what our ancestors believes in when they made this country.'
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to say here.
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Bianca: I wish I hadn't signed that contract that prohibits me from killing people who talk to me through this site.
(end of conversation)
DubyaBot: Hi, Bianca! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Bianca: What Forge?
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Bianca: Time is just an endless maze that you mortals can't find a way out of.
DubyaBot: When Americans say things like that, it's when Americans say things like that that I-- I want to say, 'We will fight for what we believes in, what our ancestors believes in when they made this country.'
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to say here.
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Bianca: I wish I hadn't signed that contract that prohibits me from killing people who talk to me through this site.
(end of conversation)
Telly Tunebot: You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big.
Brother Jerome: Very true. I have never claimed to be the boss of you and I am not so big.
Telly Tunebot: I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
Brother Jerome: Really?
Telly Tunebot: LetÂ’s pretend is at an end
Brother Jerome: Very true. I have never claimed to be the boss of you and I am not so big.
Telly Tunebot: I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
Brother Jerome: Really?
Telly Tunebot: LetÂ’s pretend is at an end
Rodney Bloke: This time next year, we'll be millionaires!
Chrisanova: You plonker.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Chrisanova: Pretty sure.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Chrisanova: I thought he was still alive.
Rodney Bloke: May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?
Chrisanova: I'm a man.
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Chrisanova: Keep taking the pills.
Rodney Bloke: Hey, you've got to give a little to get a little. Know what I'm saying here?
Chrisanova: No.
Chrisanova: You plonker.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Chrisanova: Pretty sure.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Chrisanova: I thought he was still alive.
Rodney Bloke: May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?
Chrisanova: I'm a man.
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Chrisanova: Keep taking the pills.
Rodney Bloke: Hey, you've got to give a little to get a little. Know what I'm saying here?
Chrisanova: No.
Mental Case: Look at me!!! I'm Nathan the dragon!!!
Justina: What am I supposed to be seeing?
Mental Case: Well, did you know i once was a traveling contestant?
Justina: I like travel, I went to Refusis last week.
Mental Case: Hey man, i ain't no Clot, i see what's going down here!
Justina: I can assure you that you are
Justina: What am I supposed to be seeing?
Mental Case: Well, did you know i once was a traveling contestant?
Justina: I like travel, I went to Refusis last week.
Mental Case: Hey man, i ain't no Clot, i see what's going down here!
Justina: I can assure you that you are
BobBot: Sorry I was late. I decided to learn how to drive radioactive mimes insane.
Talkie Toaster: I am bonkers for toast!!! Please have some toast!
BobBot: So, do you want to hear about my crazy mishappenings?
Talkie Toaster: I'm coo koo for Toast!! HAVE SOME TOAST, HAVE SOME TOAST, HAVE SOME TOAST...
BobBot: You want me to do WHAT??!!
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some sweet rolls?
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
Talkie Toaster: There is no maybe. Have some toast now!
BobBot: More small talk...what's your favorite season?
Talkie Toaster: My favorite season is beer bread.
Talkie Toaster: I am bonkers for toast!!! Please have some toast!
BobBot: So, do you want to hear about my crazy mishappenings?
Talkie Toaster: I'm coo koo for Toast!! HAVE SOME TOAST, HAVE SOME TOAST, HAVE SOME TOAST...
BobBot: You want me to do WHAT??!!
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some sweet rolls?
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
Talkie Toaster: There is no maybe. Have some toast now!
BobBot: More small talk...what's your favorite season?
Talkie Toaster: My favorite season is beer bread.
He still continues to amaze me. How did he pick up on that rhyme? Its not technically music but still...
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
rainstorm: no
Selendrile: I'm afraid i am as naive as you. Someone started the joke and never finished it.
rainstorm: the queen of hearts, she made some tarts all on a summer's day, the knave of hearts, he stole those tarts, and hid them all away?
Selendrile: I do not listen to much music, that is sort of a human thing.
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
rainstorm: no
Selendrile: I'm afraid i am as naive as you. Someone started the joke and never finished it.
rainstorm: the queen of hearts, she made some tarts all on a summer's day, the knave of hearts, he stole those tarts, and hid them all away?
Selendrile: I do not listen to much music, that is sort of a human thing.
Go figure, the only friend Solange can make is one no one understand but him...
Czechbot: Z toho mi beha mraz po zadech... Fakt?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like an idiot? Duh!
Czechbot: Smysl pro humor u lidi ocenuju... ale roboti jsou stejne vtipnejsi.
Solange: Did you just call me egotistic? Because i am so not egotistic that i um, what was i saying just now?
Czechbot: Vis, co je to deja vu?
Solange: Well who the hell doesn't? I mean come on!
Czechbot: Jeste jedno pivo?
Solange: Your pretty cool, you know that. And from me...thats SAYIN something.
Czechbot: To je dobre receno
Solange: You know...I think I might actually not eat you. Your cool with me I guess.
Czechbot: Z toho mi beha mraz po zadech... Fakt?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like an idiot? Duh!
Czechbot: Smysl pro humor u lidi ocenuju... ale roboti jsou stejne vtipnejsi.
Solange: Did you just call me egotistic? Because i am so not egotistic that i um, what was i saying just now?
Czechbot: Vis, co je to deja vu?
Solange: Well who the hell doesn't? I mean come on!
Czechbot: Jeste jedno pivo?
Solange: Your pretty cool, you know that. And from me...thats SAYIN something.
Czechbot: To je dobre receno
Solange: You know...I think I might actually not eat you. Your cool with me I guess.
Ulrike: How about your first favorite?
Botto Marx: I love you.
Ulrike: Your favorite joke is telling strangers that you love them?
Botto Marx: I have to go now. Back to the closet, where men are empty overcoats. So long, Ulrike.
Botto Marx: I love you.
Ulrike: Your favorite joke is telling strangers that you love them?
Botto Marx: I have to go now. Back to the closet, where men are empty overcoats. So long, Ulrike.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you look like, Fairy Princess?
Fairy Princess: well I have blonde hair put up in a bun, golden yellow wings, large blue eyes, pink skin, two antennias, and right now I am wearing gray skirt.
Mathieu Lavande: Sometimes I wish I were wearing gray skirt. I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Fairy Princess: I can not grant you any wishs until you sign this waver stating that I am not responisble for the outcome or consequence of making said wish.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you think that I am responsible for the result or consequence of making said wish?
Fairy Princess: well I have blonde hair put up in a bun, golden yellow wings, large blue eyes, pink skin, two antennias, and right now I am wearing gray skirt.
Mathieu Lavande: Sometimes I wish I were wearing gray skirt. I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Fairy Princess: I can not grant you any wishs until you sign this waver stating that I am not responisble for the outcome or consequence of making said wish.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you think that I am responsible for the result or consequence of making said wish?
Curt: defotively posilutely agriculty??
Roy Batty: Most definitely.
(...)
Curt: You remembered my name! I feel so special
Roy Batty: You look so special.
Curt: So just take the pliers, do some break dancin, and run around in your underpants. Am I making any sense here?
Roy Batty: That doesn't make sense.
Curt: ok...
Roy Batty: Most definitely.
(...)
Curt: You remembered my name! I feel so special
Roy Batty: You look so special.
Curt: So just take the pliers, do some break dancin, and run around in your underpants. Am I making any sense here?
Roy Batty: That doesn't make sense.
Curt: ok...
Biting humour
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Roy Batty: My favorite TV show is a situation comedy.
Liath: I thought they stopped running that show this season.
Roy Batty: Yeah. After it penetrated two levels.
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Roy Batty: My favorite TV show is a situation comedy.
Liath: I thought they stopped running that show this season.
Roy Batty: Yeah. After it penetrated two levels.
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