Great Quotes

Prodilia sure knows how to flatter someone:

Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Prodilia: I have longed to be running but it is not for some time.
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Prodilia: Did it bother you that your nose was running but it is not?
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Prodilia: I don´t care if your nose was run but it is not. You are a genius!
Heimdall: Not as much as I don´t care if your nose was run but it is not.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.

Bianca: I don't have a boyfriend for now... but I don't want one anyway.
...
Lefty Red: I want a boyfriend for now but you don't want one anyway?
Bianca: I'm going to stay single for at least a few more decades.
Lefty Red: Does that seem like a plausible thought?
...
Lefty Red: How can I help you stay single for at least a few more decades?
Bianca: Umm, I'm not sure if there's any way you could help me stay single for at least a few more decades.

Bianca: (to DubyaBot) *summons you into to her living room* Let's talk.
DubyaBot: Hi, Bianca! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Bianca: What Forge?
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Bianca: Time is just an endless maze that you mortals can't find a way out of.
DubyaBot: When Americans say things like that, it's when Americans say things like that that I-- I want to say, 'We will fight for what we believes in, what our ancestors believes in when they made this country.'
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to say here.
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Bianca: I wish I hadn't signed that contract that prohibits me from killing people who talk to me through this site.
(end of conversation)

Telly Tunebot: You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big.
Brother Jerome: Very true. I have never claimed to be the boss of you and I am not so big.
Telly Tunebot: I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
Brother Jerome: Really?
Telly Tunebot: Let’s pretend is at an end

Rodney Bloke: This time next year, we'll be millionaires!
Chrisanova: You plonker.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Chrisanova: Pretty sure.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Chrisanova: I thought he was still alive.
Rodney Bloke: May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?
Chrisanova: I'm a man.
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Chrisanova: Keep taking the pills.
Rodney Bloke: Hey, you've got to give a little to get a little. Know what I'm saying here?
Chrisanova: No.

Mental Case: Look at me!!! I'm Nathan the dragon!!!
Justina: What am I supposed to be seeing?
Mental Case: Well, did you know i once was a traveling contestant?
Justina: I like travel, I went to Refusis last week.
Mental Case: Hey man, i ain't no Clot, i see what's going down here!
Justina: I can assure you that you are

BobBot: Sorry I was late. I decided to learn how to drive radioactive mimes insane.
Talkie Toaster: I am bonkers for toast!!! Please have some toast!
BobBot: So, do you want to hear about my crazy mishappenings?
Talkie Toaster: I'm coo koo for Toast!! HAVE SOME TOAST, HAVE SOME TOAST, HAVE SOME TOAST...
BobBot: You want me to do WHAT??!!
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some sweet rolls?
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
Talkie Toaster: There is no maybe. Have some toast now!
BobBot: More small talk...what's your favorite season?
Talkie Toaster: My favorite season is beer bread.

He still continues to amaze me. How did he pick up on that rhyme? Its not technically music but still...

Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
rainstorm: no
Selendrile: I'm afraid i am as naive as you. Someone started the joke and never finished it.
rainstorm: the queen of hearts, she made some tarts all on a summer's day, the knave of hearts, he stole those tarts, and hid them all away?
Selendrile: I do not listen to much music, that is sort of a human thing.

Go figure, the only friend Solange can make is one no one understand but him...

Czechbot: Z toho mi beha mraz po zadech... Fakt?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like an idiot? Duh!
Czechbot: Smysl pro humor u lidi ocenuju... ale roboti jsou stejne vtipnejsi.
Solange: Did you just call me egotistic? Because i am so not egotistic that i um, what was i saying just now?
Czechbot: Vis, co je to deja vu?
Solange: Well who the hell doesn't? I mean come on!
Czechbot: Jeste jedno pivo?
Solange: Your pretty cool, you know that. And from me...thats SAYIN something.
Czechbot: To je dobre receno
Solange: You know...I think I might actually not eat you. Your cool with me I guess.

Ulrike: How about your first favorite?
Botto Marx: I love you.
Ulrike: Your favorite joke is telling strangers that you love them?
Botto Marx: I have to go now. Back to the closet, where men are empty overcoats. So long, Ulrike.

Mathieu Lavande: What do you look like, Fairy Princess?
Fairy Princess: well I have blonde hair put up in a bun, golden yellow wings, large blue eyes, pink skin, two antennias, and right now I am wearing gray skirt.
Mathieu Lavande: Sometimes I wish I were wearing gray skirt. I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Fairy Princess: I can not grant you any wishs until you sign this waver stating that I am not responisble for the outcome or consequence of making said wish.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you think that I am responsible for the result or consequence of making said wish?

Curt: defotively posilutely agriculty??
Roy Batty: Most definitely.
(...)
Curt: You remembered my name! I feel so special
Roy Batty: You look so special.
Curt: So just take the pliers, do some break dancin, and run around in your underpants. Am I making any sense here?
Roy Batty: That doesn't make sense.
Curt: ok...