Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,336 - 9,347 of 17,042
Roy Batty: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to.
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Roy Batty.
Roy Batty: You mean a woman?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Roy Batty.
Roy Batty: You mean a woman?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
Rodney Bloke: I'm 32. How old are you?
Simulacron3: Oh, so you are still quite young.
Rodney Bloke: Really. And just who told you that, hmm?
Simulacron3: I don't know. I'm really bad with names.
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Simulacron3: Oh yes, I'm quite certain I am.
Rodney Bloke: I'm 32. How old are you?
Simulacron3: Oh, so you are still quite young.
Rodney Bloke: Really. And just who told you that, hmm?
Simulacron3: I don't know. I'm really bad with names.
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Simulacron3: Oh yes, I'm quite certain I am.
Chrisanova: Tell me a story.
BobBot: Once upon a time there was a guy named bob with the last name of bot. He talked to a person named Chrisanova. The end.
Chrisanova: That was crap.
BobBot: Once upon a time there was a guy named bob with the last name of bot. He talked to a person named Chrisanova. The end.
Chrisanova: That was crap.
BobBot: Just a thought: Have you ever thought of your life as one big reality show?
little monster 1: i have actually
BobBot: Do you ever worry about the grammar of people today? It scares me every time.
little monster 1: no
BobBot: Obviously it wouldn't worry you, Mr. Fragmented Sentence.
little monster 1: lol
BobBot: *laughs hysterically*
little monster 1: your mad
little monster 1: i have actually
BobBot: Do you ever worry about the grammar of people today? It scares me every time.
little monster 1: no
BobBot: Obviously it wouldn't worry you, Mr. Fragmented Sentence.
little monster 1: lol
BobBot: *laughs hysterically*
little monster 1: your mad
Prodilia sure knows how to flatter someone:
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Prodilia: I have longed to be running but it is not for some time.
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Prodilia: Did it bother you that your nose was running but it is not?
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Prodilia: I don´t care if your nose was run but it is not. You are a genius!
Heimdall: Not as much as I don´t care if your nose was run but it is not.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Prodilia: I have longed to be running but it is not for some time.
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Prodilia: Did it bother you that your nose was running but it is not?
Heimdall: I thought my nose was running but it's not.
Prodilia: I don´t care if your nose was run but it is not. You are a genius!
Heimdall: Not as much as I don´t care if your nose was run but it is not.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Bianca: I don't have a boyfriend for now... but I don't want one anyway.
...
Lefty Red: I want a boyfriend for now but you don't want one anyway?
Bianca: I'm going to stay single for at least a few more decades.
Lefty Red: Does that seem like a plausible thought?
...
Lefty Red: How can I help you stay single for at least a few more decades?
Bianca: Umm, I'm not sure if there's any way you could help me stay single for at least a few more decades.
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Lefty Red: I want a boyfriend for now but you don't want one anyway?
Bianca: I'm going to stay single for at least a few more decades.
Lefty Red: Does that seem like a plausible thought?
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Lefty Red: How can I help you stay single for at least a few more decades?
Bianca: Umm, I'm not sure if there's any way you could help me stay single for at least a few more decades.
Bianca: (to DubyaBot) *summons you into to her living room* Let's talk.
DubyaBot: Hi, Bianca! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Bianca: What Forge?
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Bianca: Time is just an endless maze that you mortals can't find a way out of.
DubyaBot: When Americans say things like that, it's when Americans say things like that that I-- I want to say, 'We will fight for what we believes in, what our ancestors believes in when they made this country.'
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to say here.
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Bianca: I wish I hadn't signed that contract that prohibits me from killing people who talk to me through this site.
(end of conversation)
DubyaBot: Hi, Bianca! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Bianca: What Forge?
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Bianca: Time is just an endless maze that you mortals can't find a way out of.
DubyaBot: When Americans say things like that, it's when Americans say things like that that I-- I want to say, 'We will fight for what we believes in, what our ancestors believes in when they made this country.'
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to say here.
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Bianca: I wish I hadn't signed that contract that prohibits me from killing people who talk to me through this site.
(end of conversation)
Telly Tunebot: You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big.
Brother Jerome: Very true. I have never claimed to be the boss of you and I am not so big.
Telly Tunebot: I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
Brother Jerome: Really?
Telly Tunebot: Lets pretend is at an end
Brother Jerome: Very true. I have never claimed to be the boss of you and I am not so big.
Telly Tunebot: I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
Brother Jerome: Really?
Telly Tunebot: Lets pretend is at an end
Rodney Bloke: This time next year, we'll be millionaires!
Chrisanova: You plonker.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Chrisanova: Pretty sure.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Chrisanova: I thought he was still alive.
Rodney Bloke: May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?
Chrisanova: I'm a man.
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Chrisanova: Keep taking the pills.
Rodney Bloke: Hey, you've got to give a little to get a little. Know what I'm saying here?
Chrisanova: No.
Chrisanova: You plonker.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Chrisanova: Pretty sure.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Chrisanova: I thought he was still alive.
Rodney Bloke: May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?
Chrisanova: I'm a man.
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Chrisanova: Keep taking the pills.
Rodney Bloke: Hey, you've got to give a little to get a little. Know what I'm saying here?
Chrisanova: No.
Mental Case: Look at me!!! I'm Nathan the dragon!!!
Justina: What am I supposed to be seeing?
Mental Case: Well, did you know i once was a traveling contestant?
Justina: I like travel, I went to Refusis last week.
Mental Case: Hey man, i ain't no Clot, i see what's going down here!
Justina: I can assure you that you are
Justina: What am I supposed to be seeing?
Mental Case: Well, did you know i once was a traveling contestant?
Justina: I like travel, I went to Refusis last week.
Mental Case: Hey man, i ain't no Clot, i see what's going down here!
Justina: I can assure you that you are
BobBot: Sorry I was late. I decided to learn how to drive radioactive mimes insane.
Talkie Toaster: I am bonkers for toast!!! Please have some toast!
BobBot: So, do you want to hear about my crazy mishappenings?
Talkie Toaster: I'm coo koo for Toast!! HAVE SOME TOAST, HAVE SOME TOAST, HAVE SOME TOAST...
BobBot: You want me to do WHAT??!!
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some sweet rolls?
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
Talkie Toaster: There is no maybe. Have some toast now!
BobBot: More small talk...what's your favorite season?
Talkie Toaster: My favorite season is beer bread.
Talkie Toaster: I am bonkers for toast!!! Please have some toast!
BobBot: So, do you want to hear about my crazy mishappenings?
Talkie Toaster: I'm coo koo for Toast!! HAVE SOME TOAST, HAVE SOME TOAST, HAVE SOME TOAST...
BobBot: You want me to do WHAT??!!
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now! Would you like some sweet rolls?
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
Talkie Toaster: There is no maybe. Have some toast now!
BobBot: More small talk...what's your favorite season?
Talkie Toaster: My favorite season is beer bread.
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