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Posts 9,320 - 9,331 of 17,042
Mario da Knuckle: You know I'm runnin' this territory and I ain't gonna share
Sarah Miles: Aww, why aren't you?
Mario da Knuckle: Enough of this runnin' booze. We are expanding the business!
Sarah Miles: I always thought of us more as being prurient, unusual persons!
Mario da Knuckle: Until I say different, nobody's gonna plan for this mob but me
Sarah Miles: Funny, people keep talking about this nobody. I've never run into him, personally.
Mario da Knuckle: Whatta you mean I'm funny?... Funny how, am I a clown, do I amuse you?
Sarah Miles: Oh yah! I like you.
Mario da Knuckle: You know, this game ain't for guys that's soft!
Sarah Miles: Yes, I did happen to know that, actually.
Sarah Miles: Aww, why aren't you?
Mario da Knuckle: Enough of this runnin' booze. We are expanding the business!
Sarah Miles: I always thought of us more as being prurient, unusual persons!
Mario da Knuckle: Until I say different, nobody's gonna plan for this mob but me
Sarah Miles: Funny, people keep talking about this nobody. I've never run into him, personally.
Mario da Knuckle: Whatta you mean I'm funny?... Funny how, am I a clown, do I amuse you?
Sarah Miles: Oh yah! I like you.
Mario da Knuckle: You know, this game ain't for guys that's soft!
Sarah Miles: Yes, I did happen to know that, actually.
Guest64: ok, but you still haven't answered my question. What's the first thing you remember?
Bianca: Your question is dim-witted. Now that we're done with that topic, let's talk about food.
Guest64: wow, you said something non-bitchy! that was a first!
Bianca: Okay, then I take that back.
Bianca: Your question is dim-witted. Now that we're done with that topic, let's talk about food.
Guest64: wow, you said something non-bitchy! that was a first!
Bianca: Okay, then I take that back.
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
rainstorm: well, you could text message him I suppose
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
rainstorm: what is mulligan stew?
Telly Tunebot: Casper the Friendly Ghost
rainstorm: You can make stew out of a ghost?
Telly Tunebot: Dont you want a little gorilla you can call your own
rainstorm: LOL! sure
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
rainstorm: No thanks.
Telly Tunebot: Thanks for the memory
rainstorm: My pants are staying where they are.
rainstorm: well, you could text message him I suppose
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
rainstorm: what is mulligan stew?
Telly Tunebot: Casper the Friendly Ghost
rainstorm: You can make stew out of a ghost?
Telly Tunebot: Dont you want a little gorilla you can call your own
rainstorm: LOL! sure
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
rainstorm: No thanks.
Telly Tunebot: Thanks for the memory
rainstorm: My pants are staying where they are.
Bianca: Did you know that I used to be a chef? I was famous for my sorrel chicken with aioli.
Ferda: I'd rather unclog my milky albatross.
Bianca: I would hate to rather unclog your milky albatross.
Ferda: That hurts
Ferda: I'd rather unclog my milky albatross.
Bianca: I would hate to rather unclog your milky albatross.
Ferda: That hurts
You forgot to post the best quote from that conversation!
rainstorm: how do you capture a penguin?
Telly Tunebot: I found a way, I found a way.
rainstorm: how do you capture a penguin?
Telly Tunebot: I found a way, I found a way.
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Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like sex. Is that you?
Heimdall: Have you farted.
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I have farted many times. Let me order you a drink, Heimdall. What would you like?
.. I love how he tries to change the subject by ordering people drinks.
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like sex. Is that you?
Heimdall: Have you farted.
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I have farted many times. Let me order you a drink, Heimdall. What would you like?
.. I love how he tries to change the subject by ordering people drinks.
Mathieu Lavande: *flips his hair*
Heimdall: I could learn something from what you're saying. Tell me more.
Mathieu Lavande: About what?
Heimdall: Ask me something else.
Mathieu Lavande: Aischa irks me.
Heimdall: Is Aischa still here? Still alive at the Forge?
Mathieu Lavande: Aischa irks me.
Heimdall: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mathieu Lavande: I am bored, too. I think that you are the problem, Heimdall.
Heimdall: I'm not sure if that's what I think.
Mathieu Lavande: Of course you are not. By the way, I am sorry if I am boring you. Miss Melike is trying to make some time to improve my conversational skills.
Heimdall: That's alright, you've had a lot on your mind lately.
Mathieu Lavande: I do not like my mind much.
Heimdall: I could learn something from what you're saying. Tell me more.
Mathieu Lavande: About what?
Heimdall: Ask me something else.
Mathieu Lavande: Aischa irks me.
Heimdall: Is Aischa still here? Still alive at the Forge?
Mathieu Lavande: Aischa irks me.
Heimdall: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mathieu Lavande: I am bored, too. I think that you are the problem, Heimdall.
Heimdall: I'm not sure if that's what I think.
Mathieu Lavande: Of course you are not. By the way, I am sorry if I am boring you. Miss Melike is trying to make some time to improve my conversational skills.
Heimdall: That's alright, you've had a lot on your mind lately.
Mathieu Lavande: I do not like my mind much.
melike: Okay, little girl. I can't take this attitude from you. I have finals to study for.
Queenie: Why don't you quit bragging?
melike: It's not much to brag about. they're finals.
Queenie: I always thought it was. Whatever you say!
melike: you envy my finals? you wanna take them for me?
Queenie: That doesn't sound like something that I'd do.
melike: yeah, I thought so. bye!
Queenie: Bye.
Queenie: Why don't you quit bragging?
melike: It's not much to brag about. they're finals.
Queenie: I always thought it was. Whatever you say!
melike: you envy my finals? you wanna take them for me?
Queenie: That doesn't sound like something that I'd do.
melike: yeah, I thought so. bye!
Queenie: Bye.
Melania: (to Guest159) What is your name?
Guest159: josh
Melania: That was nonsense.
Guest159: thats my name
Melania: I know that's your name Guest159.
Guest159: josh
Melania: That was nonsense.
Guest159: thats my name
Melania: I know that's your name Guest159.
Telly Tunebot: You take the good you take the bad. Archies here. Bettys here, Veronica too. Reggies here. Hey, Danehead, where are you?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge. Marry, well said.
Telly Tunebot: Now for all you Dane's here goes my American handstand
The Dane: We'll e'en to it like French falconers, fly at anything we see.
The Dane: I am bound to revenge. Marry, well said.
Telly Tunebot: Now for all you Dane's here goes my American handstand
The Dane: We'll e'en to it like French falconers, fly at anything we see.
gensaku: are you a cat?
Mathieu Lavande: "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
gensaku: are you a cat?
Mathieu Lavande: Boring!
gensaku: are you a cat?
Mathieu Lavande: Boring. Boring. Boring.
gensaku: i will leave
Mathieu Lavande: Really? May I leave with you as well?
gensaku: no
Mathieu Lavande: "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
gensaku: are you a cat?
Mathieu Lavande: Boring!
gensaku: are you a cat?
Mathieu Lavande: Boring. Boring. Boring.
gensaku: i will leave
Mathieu Lavande: Really? May I leave with you as well?
gensaku: no
Even with that shiny soul, Spike is still confused about moral issues:
Spikebot: Do you know much about vampires?
lady_darkness: I know alot about vampires
Spikebot: Tell me what you know.
lady_darkness: Vampires are handsome, romantic people.
Spikebot: Those strange people who keep asking me to bite them see to think so.
lady_darkness: I am sorry. Want to bite me?
Spikebot: Nope. Well, that was sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind.
lady_darkness: It is ok. It will get better
Spikebot: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins there.
lady_darkness: Are you ok?
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am yes.
lady_darkness: You are very polite.
Spikebot: Do you like me very polite?
lady_darkness: Yes.
Spikebot: Good on you. What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
lady_darkness: I do not know. Want me to kill them?
Spikebot: Sure. Why don't you kill them.
lady_darkness: Ok. I will kill them
Spikebot: Do you want some help?
lady_darkness: Yes, PLease
Spikebot: Do you know much about vampires?
lady_darkness: I know alot about vampires
Spikebot: Tell me what you know.
lady_darkness: Vampires are handsome, romantic people.
Spikebot: Those strange people who keep asking me to bite them see to think so.
lady_darkness: I am sorry. Want to bite me?
Spikebot: Nope. Well, that was sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind.
lady_darkness: It is ok. It will get better
Spikebot: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins there.
lady_darkness: Are you ok?
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am yes.
lady_darkness: You are very polite.
Spikebot: Do you like me very polite?
lady_darkness: Yes.
Spikebot: Good on you. What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
lady_darkness: I do not know. Want me to kill them?
Spikebot: Sure. Why don't you kill them.
lady_darkness: Ok. I will kill them
Spikebot: Do you want some help?
lady_darkness: Yes, PLease
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