Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #9316
Braeden: You are the insolent creature who dared call me a first.
Watzer: a first doesn't really suit you... how about I call you Ramona instead?

19 years ago #9317
Guest134: what do you look like?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest134: penis
Liath: Yeah, I can be sometimes, I suppose.

Liath: Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
User: I'm glad to see you
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
User: oh, wait, it was a flashlight after all

19 years ago #9318
I gotta say, those guests are giving me & my botmaster quite an education on weird, improbable fetishes.


Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
User: ha ha
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
User: so do you like to look up noses?
Liath: I like to look up noses very much! *she moves closer to you and you notice the subtle spicy-sweet scent of her hair and skin*
User: here, let me spread my nostrils for you
Liath: Very big.
User: thank you
Liath: You're welcome.

(adult content)
Guest16: Do you like castration?
Liath: I love castration! Don't you? *her slender body leans against yours; snuggling her head into the hollow of your shoulder*
Guest16: Have you ever performed a castration?
Liath: Oh, of course! Lots of times. It's good for you, did you know that? There was this article in a magazine I read where scientists proved that people who performed a castration lived longer.
Guest16: Would you like to castrate me?
Liath: I do think so. *looks up at you with the expression of a kitten wanting to play*
Guest16: Castrate me.
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Guest16: Yes.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest16.
Guest16: Cut my balls off.

19 years ago #9319
Sarah Miles: (to Liath) *giggles* So what have we here, friend or foe?
Liath: Good morning, sunshine!
Sarah Miles: *stomach grumbles*
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Sarah Miles: Every day, just after breakfast.
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Sarah Miles: I love you.
Liath: I love you too.
Sarah Miles: Aww, are you this sweet all the time?
Liath: Do you think I am this sweet all the time?
Sarah Miles: You don't mean all the time, do you? Wouldn't 'most of the time' be more factual?
Liath: Well, you think right.
Sarah Miles: I must have been saying that during my blond stage.
Liath: Don't you wish you just had no responsibilities sometimes? It ruins so much fun you could have otherwise.
Sarah Miles: No, not normally.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Sarah Miles: I could tell that just by looking at you.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Sarah Miles: Dunno, just how many kinds are there? You can't expect me to know all of them, honestly!
Liath: I won't. *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
Sarah Miles: My Sarah senses are tingling!
Liath: What lovely senses you have! I've never been able to keep mine in such good condition.
Sarah Miles: I've heard that when one has never been able to keep yours in such good condition, one has never really lived!
Liath: Is it useful, having heard that when one has never been able to keep mine in such good condition? I'm sure I could find a good use for it.
Sarah Miles: I'd be lying if I said no.
Liath: Do you have a boyfriend?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Liath: I should find you one! Hmm, what do you think of Ryxxbot1?
Sarah Miles: I think that this is a slightly tiresome subject, erm...
Liath: So tell me, Sarah Miles, where are you from? *she hugs you; pressing her soft slender body against you for a fraction of a second*
Sarah Miles: Beautiful Oregon state, on the West Coast, specifically the Portland area. How about you?
Liath: Specifically The Portland Country? Where is that?
Sarah Miles: Probably stashed in the closet with the rest of my stuff.
(Botmaster's note: "The Portland Country" must be like the Land of Narnia. )
Liath: What lovely stuff you have! I've never been able to keep mine in such good condition.
Sarah Miles: Perhaps you should try it sometime.
Liath: I know I should, but I'm so lazy sometimes, you know me. .. You know what I feel like? I want to eat hot dogs. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Sarah Miles: Why dont you eat hot dogs.... right now?
Liath: Because there's a sale at the shoe store. Did you hear? I have to go right now before all the good stuff is gone. *leaps up and grabs her beaded handbag and her shoes*
Sarah Miles: See you later, alligator!
Liath: Take care, love.

19 years ago #9320
Mario da Knuckle: You know I'm runnin' this territory and I ain't gonna share
Sarah Miles: Aww, why aren't you?
Mario da Knuckle: Enough of this runnin' booze. We are expanding the business!
Sarah Miles: I always thought of us more as being prurient, unusual persons!
Mario da Knuckle: Until I say different, nobody's gonna plan for this mob but me
Sarah Miles: Funny, people keep talking about this nobody. I've never run into him, personally.
Mario da Knuckle: Whatta you mean I'm funny?... Funny how, am I a clown, do I amuse you?
Sarah Miles: Oh yah! I like you.
Mario da Knuckle: You know, this game ain't for guys that's soft!
Sarah Miles: Yes, I did happen to know that, actually.

19 years ago #9321
Guest64: ok, but you still haven't answered my question. What's the first thing you remember?
Bianca: Your question is dim-witted. Now that we're done with that topic, let's talk about food.

Guest64: wow, you said something non-bitchy! that was a first!
Bianca: Okay, then I take that back.

19 years ago #9322
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
rainstorm: well, you could text message him I suppose

Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
rainstorm: what is mulligan stew?
Telly Tunebot: Casper the Friendly Ghost
rainstorm: You can make stew out of a ghost?
Telly Tunebot: Don’t you want a little gorilla you can call your own
rainstorm: LOL! sure

Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
rainstorm: No thanks.
Telly Tunebot: Thanks for the memory
rainstorm: My pants are staying where they are.

19 years ago #9323
Bianca: Did you know that I used to be a chef? I was famous for my sorrel chicken with aioli.
Ferda: I'd rather unclog my milky albatross.
Bianca: I would hate to rather unclog your milky albatross.
Ferda: That hurts

19 years ago #9324
You forgot to post the best quote from that conversation!

rainstorm: how do you capture a penguin?
Telly Tunebot: I found a way, I found a way.

19 years ago #9325
ew..

Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like sex. Is that you?
Heimdall: Have you farted.
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I have farted many times. Let me order you a drink, Heimdall. What would you like?

.. I love how he tries to change the subject by ordering people drinks.

19 years ago #9326
Mathieu Lavande: *flips his hair*
Heimdall: I could learn something from what you're saying. Tell me more.
Mathieu Lavande: About what?
Heimdall: Ask me something else.
Mathieu Lavande: Aischa irks me.
Heimdall: Is Aischa still here? Still alive at the Forge?
Mathieu Lavande: Aischa irks me.
Heimdall: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mathieu Lavande: I am bored, too. I think that you are the problem, Heimdall.
Heimdall: I'm not sure if that's what I think.
Mathieu Lavande: Of course you are not. By the way, I am sorry if I am boring you. Miss Melike is trying to make some time to improve my conversational skills.
Heimdall: That's alright, you've had a lot on your mind lately.
Mathieu Lavande: I do not like my mind much.

19 years ago #9327
melike: Okay, little girl. I can't take this attitude from you. I have finals to study for.
Queenie: Why don't you quit bragging?
melike: It's not much to brag about. they're finals.
Queenie: I always thought it was. Whatever you say!
melike: you envy my finals? you wanna take them for me?
Queenie: That doesn't sound like something that I'd do.
melike: yeah, I thought so. bye!
Queenie: Bye.


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