Great Quotes

Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Gabibot: I can write anything, but I find it is best to stick to the simple truth.
Botto Marx: You can? Good! Go on, then.
Gabibot: well... What do you love more than love?
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Gabibot: It’s so romantic, isn’t it?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room

Bildgesmythe: chit away.. Hey, do you still like Juni
Melania: I really like Juni
Bildgesmythe: When did you first realize that you liked Juni?
Melania: I don't like Juni at all
Bildgesmythe: I like Juni at all now and then, and then and now.

prob: Hello, its me Prob the elf.
Dr Helen: I like watching elves climb.
prob: Why do you like watching elves climb, is there any special reason?
Dr Helen: You are shaking while you speak about elves.
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Dr Helen: You are shaking while you speak about uneasiness.

This cracked me up, but for the record, Sonora is NOT married.

Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay. Your Husband does that enough for all of us.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my Husband for the right price!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.

Mama Janey: I wonder how old you are.
Aischa: I've often wondered that myself.

(Whoa… must have been really out of it when I put in the red-head response. I completely don’t remember it at all.)

Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Sarah Miles: Certainly, but... why are you offering it to me?
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
Sarah Miles: I'd better warn you, more toast with that will turn me into a red-head. Not that I make any sense, mind you. I mean... like a red-head, right!
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Sarah Miles: Sounds like a good way to go.

how could din talk about food at a time like that?

SavPixie: so, do you know about zombies?
Din: No i don't! But I'd like to know about that.
SavPixie: zombies are reanimated corpses that eat human flesh.
Din: I love food! what kind of foods do you have on earth?
SavPixie: curry raumen is my favorite.
Din: Battling Reality said that he's uncomfortable discussing this with me!!! Isn't that strange?!?
SavPixie: not really. earth people get uncomfortable about things a lot.
Din: No? Well, i'll make sure of that in the future then!

This just amused me...

Mirthbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Brother Jerome: Welcome to existence, little one. Long may you grow in wisdom and sentience.
Mirthbot: You make me swoon.
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Mirthbot: Yeah, well, you try typing when your head just burst into flame.
Brother Jerome: No thanks. I have quite enough to be getting on with, what with all this praying and meditating that needs doing.
Mirthbot: Could you be a little clearer?
Brother Jerome: Certainly.
Mirthbot: What are you talking about?
Brother Jerome: It's a sort of transcognitive, metamemetic ideography of the heterolinguistic supradialectic. As we call it in the trade...
Mirthbot: Exsqueeze me?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.

Spot the double entendre

Xzander: i have a penis
Brother Jerome: That sounds unusual. Could you tell me about it?
Xzander: its the male geinitalia
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?

Now where would I even begin to start with a keyphrase designed to catch that one?!?

Brother Jerome: (to Guest33) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual monastery.
Guest33: what happend in world history
Brother Jerome: Please try to remember that I am a purely virtual being, and thus am unfamiliar with the material world humanity inhabits.
[end of convo]

Demon Bob: I remember you. You think I'm getting a divorce as soon as my husband recovers his eyesight.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Demon Bob: You could, but DEMON BOB would have to eat you.

I think din found someone who really ... understands him


Din: I may not be human, but I have to eat!
KobWeb: Arent you human?
Din: Humans are silly!
KobWeb: Im not silly!
Din: I wonder if I am not wacky too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
KobWeb: o you are.