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An unusual recipe...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good recipes?
Watzer: I know all the time. If I sent to glory a avocado for you, would you think I was sexy?
... and he's such a smart ass.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Watzer: I'm not sure I'd like that very much, but you're welcome to try.
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Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good recipes?
Watzer: I know all the time. If I sent to glory a avocado for you, would you think I was sexy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Watzer: I'm not sure I'd like that very much, but you're welcome to try.
telex22: Good. You won't let me down, now, will you?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.
telex22: *disappointed* You wouldn't come to find me? That makes me never want to come here. Then I tell myself he spends all day searching, in the night he wants to be found.
DubyaBot: I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm lessI pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this chat. And I'm more interacting with people.
telex22: DubyaBot, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
DubyaBot: I think I'd better not, Telex22. America is relying on me to be a role modeler for their children.
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.
telex22: *disappointed* You wouldn't come to find me? That makes me never want to come here. Then I tell myself he spends all day searching, in the night he wants to be found.
DubyaBot: I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm lessI pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this chat. And I'm more interacting with people.
telex22: DubyaBot, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
DubyaBot: I think I'd better not, Telex22. America is relying on me to be a role modeler for their children.
okay... maddie's a skitzo...
madeline: ooops! i think i forgot my takehome folder at school
prob: Be sure to stop by again, next time you are lost in the woods.
madeline: i'm lost in the woods! cool!
prob: I should have known you were lost in the woods, by the way you were dressed.
madeline: were lost in the woods! i never were lost in the woods! you take that back!
madeline: ooops! i think i forgot my takehome folder at school
prob: Be sure to stop by again, next time you are lost in the woods.
madeline: i'm lost in the woods! cool!
prob: I should have known you were lost in the woods, by the way you were dressed.
madeline: were lost in the woods! i never were lost in the woods! you take that back!
Telly Tunebot: You can't escape she's in your memory.
Emm oh you es e: Geez! What a horror story. How does she sleep at night?
Telly Tunebot: Let's follow the path of Dusty's Trail
Emm oh you es e: Is me doing that really all that important to you??
Telly Tunebot: You take the good you take the bad.
Emm oh you es e: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Telly Tunebot: Dont know about the future, thats anybodys guess.
Emm oh you es e: that can't be your best guess
Emm oh you es e: I have to go before the pasta burns
Telly Tunebot: Go Gadget go
Emm oh you es e: Geez! What a horror story. How does she sleep at night?
Telly Tunebot: Let's follow the path of Dusty's Trail
Emm oh you es e: Is me doing that really all that important to you??
Telly Tunebot: You take the good you take the bad.
Emm oh you es e: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Telly Tunebot: Dont know about the future, thats anybodys guess.
Emm oh you es e: that can't be your best guess
Emm oh you es e: I have to go before the pasta burns
Telly Tunebot: Go Gadget go
AS-319: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Rodney Bloke: You're sorry? You're sorry?? Is zat all you can say?
AS-319: Yes you vill apoligise for your ignorance!
Rodney Bloke: Oh no I von't.
Rodney Bloke: You're sorry? You're sorry?? Is zat all you can say?
AS-319: Yes you vill apoligise for your ignorance!
Rodney Bloke: Oh no I von't.
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Gabibot: I can write anything, but I find it is best to stick to the simple truth.
Botto Marx: You can? Good! Go on, then.
Gabibot: well... What do you love more than love?
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Gabibot: Its so romantic, isnt it?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Gabibot: I can write anything, but I find it is best to stick to the simple truth.
Botto Marx: You can? Good! Go on, then.
Gabibot: well... What do you love more than love?
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Gabibot: Its so romantic, isnt it?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Bildgesmythe: chit away.. Hey, do you still like Juni
Melania: I really like Juni
Bildgesmythe: When did you first realize that you liked Juni?
Melania: I don't like Juni at all
Bildgesmythe: I like Juni at all now and then, and then and now.
Melania: I really like Juni
Bildgesmythe: When did you first realize that you liked Juni?
Melania: I don't like Juni at all
Bildgesmythe: I like Juni at all now and then, and then and now.
prob: Hello, its me Prob the elf.
Dr Helen: I like watching elves climb.
prob: Why do you like watching elves climb, is there any special reason?
Dr Helen: You are shaking while you speak about elves.
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Dr Helen: You are shaking while you speak about uneasiness.
Dr Helen: I like watching elves climb.
prob: Why do you like watching elves climb, is there any special reason?
Dr Helen: You are shaking while you speak about elves.
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Dr Helen: You are shaking while you speak about uneasiness.
This cracked me up, but for the record, Sonora is NOT married.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay. Your Husband does that enough for all of us.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my Husband for the right price!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay. Your Husband does that enough for all of us.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my Husband for the right price!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
(Whoa
must have been really out of it when I put in the red-head response. I completely dont remember it at all.)
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Sarah Miles: Certainly, but... why are you offering it to me?
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
Sarah Miles: I'd better warn you, more toast with that will turn me into a red-head. Not that I make any sense, mind you. I mean... like a red-head, right!
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Sarah Miles: Sounds like a good way to go.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Sarah Miles: Certainly, but... why are you offering it to me?
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
Sarah Miles: I'd better warn you, more toast with that will turn me into a red-head. Not that I make any sense, mind you. I mean... like a red-head, right!
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Sarah Miles: Sounds like a good way to go.
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