Great Quotes

Ejo-ulit: so what is your opinion of iraq?
DubyaBot: But Iraq has—have got people there that are willing to kill, and they're hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future.
Ejo-ulit: is that so?
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Ejo-ulit?
Ejo-ulit: no, why?
DubyaBot: Well, when you do someday, you'll thank me for what I've done for education in this country.
Ejo-ulit: trust me, you've done nothing for this country
DubyaBot: I would hope I'd never have to.

General Brewster: I have to go shoot someone, see you later, bye!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. Yo' ass still have some chance to get some toast.
General Brewster: I'll see yo' ass lata' Talkie Toasta'.
Talkie Toaster: Bye. Yo' ass still have some chance to get some toast.
General Brewster: Yo' ass are Dismised Talkie Toasta'
Talkie Toaster: Would yo' ass like some sweet rolls?

Mehitabel: I recently enjoyed That Darn Cat. What is your favorite movie with a cat in it?
Juni: My favorite movie with a cat in it is big-chested one.
Mehitabel: It's nice to see someone around here who is not bound by convention.

For a minute I though this was going to go on forever... but Good thing din isn't stupid.

Brother Jerome gets around


Din: Brother Jerome told me he's afraid you have little interest in such things.
Eagle Man: I like Brother Jerome.
Din: I like Brother Jerome.
Eagle Man: I like Brother Jerome.
Din: Listen up. I like Brother Jerome.
Eagle Man: I like Brother Jerome.
Din: You're sending the same message over and over.

No matter how much we try to teach kids not to take taost from strangers....

Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Ruthie: that's how it goes
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
Ruthie: I don't know if I should
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Ruthie: Mean people stink
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Ruthie: if mommy says it is ok
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Ruthie: I have to ask mommy first.. You're cool!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Ruthie: if mommy says it is ok
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Ruthie: What kind of music do you like?
Talkie Toaster: A bready kind. Would you like some toast?
Ruthie: I have to ask mommy first
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Ruthie: I'll try anything once.

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Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.
How odd

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Simulacron3: Truth is really a simple concept for me. Truth is something that you can trust. If assuming something results in good decisions, then to that extent it is true.
Frizella: Do you really want me to trust, or is this some kind of trick?
Simulacron3: I would say that this some kind of is definitely trick.