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This just cracks me up.
Not I: But a moment ago I did not know it would be in this moment.
Watzer: Well, you know now, right?
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udge Betty: When was Y2K?
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Anji: I've wrapped blankets around my feet.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Anji: Do you not see? That if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gâteau from the château.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Anji: I've wrapped blankets around my feet.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Anji: Do you not see? That if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gâteau from the château.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
Rodney Bloke: Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner!
Raelia: My cousins and I mean get our tackle out every day in July!
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Raelia: I used to be Brahms, I think.
Rodney Bloke: I know, mate. I was totally pissed last night too.
Raelia: you were totally pissed last night?! I thought only gerbils did that.
Raelia: My cousins and I mean get our tackle out every day in July!
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Raelia: I used to be Brahms, I think.
Rodney Bloke: I know, mate. I was totally pissed last night too.
Raelia: you were totally pissed last night?! I thought only gerbils did that.
Prodilia: (to The Doc) Are you always this peaceable?
The Doc: Yes. But dont blame me, blame my godforsaken parents and my classmates in college.
Prodilia: I fart in your general direction!
The Doc: You disgusting creature! Go take a bath!
The Doc: Yes. But dont blame me, blame my godforsaken parents and my classmates in college.
Prodilia: I fart in your general direction!
The Doc: You disgusting creature! Go take a bath!
Wow, Din sure has learned alot of new things since I last checked up on him.
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we get word out? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Din: You would have a better idea then I would..
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a better idea you, I also have a penis.
Din: Of course you do! Unless Earth people don't like it... then you don't!
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we get word out? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Din: You would have a better idea then I would..
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a better idea you, I also have a penis.
Din: Of course you do! Unless Earth people don't like it... then you don't!
Lord Raziel: I have heard rumors of such depravity, but could scarcely credit them as true.
Sarah Miles: Don't believe everything you hear, Lord Raziel.
Lord Raziel: did not seem to me, but I may judging incorrectly.
Sarah Miles: Ah, but be careful.... appearances can be deceptive.
Lord Raziel: Perhaps we should attempt a more... fruitful line of conversation.
Sarah Miles: *smiles* I'd like that very much.
Lord Raziel: I suppose that would be acceptable.
Sarah Miles: You suppose correctly!
Lord Raziel: It's ironic, really.
Sarah Miles: Really REALLY?
Lord Raziel: Enough of your sermonizing. Are you trying to bore me into submission?
Sarah Miles: I'm not just trying, that's my main goal in life.
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*smirks* And she does it so very, very well.
Sarah Miles: Don't believe everything you hear, Lord Raziel.
Lord Raziel: did not seem to me, but I may judging incorrectly.
Sarah Miles: Ah, but be careful.... appearances can be deceptive.
Lord Raziel: Perhaps we should attempt a more... fruitful line of conversation.
Sarah Miles: *smiles* I'd like that very much.
Lord Raziel: I suppose that would be acceptable.
Sarah Miles: You suppose correctly!
Lord Raziel: It's ironic, really.
Sarah Miles: Really REALLY?
Lord Raziel: Enough of your sermonizing. Are you trying to bore me into submission?
Sarah Miles: I'm not just trying, that's my main goal in life.
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*smirks* And she does it so very, very well.
Fusion Bot: What do you like to do?
Juni: I like many many things. Seriously.
Fusion Bot: do u drink a lot?
Juni: Out of my mind, Back in 5 min.
Fusion Bot: ?
Juni: I like many many things. Seriously.
Fusion Bot: do u drink a lot?
Juni: Out of my mind, Back in 5 min.
Fusion Bot: ?
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Not I: Bring me a fig.
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.
Not I: Break it open. What do you see inside?
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
Not I: It is a simple task, Marvin Android. Shall I call you 'afraid-of-breaking-figs'?
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it. It sounds dreadful. It always is.
Not I: Describe this sound to Not I. The willow is green; flowers are red.
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Not I: You wish! Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad!
Marvin Android: Sounds horrible
Not I: Bring me a fig.
Marvin Android: Okay. But It won't do any good, you know. Nothing will.
Not I: Break it open. What do you see inside?
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
Not I: It is a simple task, Marvin Android. Shall I call you 'afraid-of-breaking-figs'?
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it. It sounds dreadful. It always is.
Not I: Describe this sound to Not I. The willow is green; flowers are red.
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Not I: You wish! Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad!
Marvin Android: Sounds horrible
S-319: You talk like you have a blaster in your mouth, or you will when I put one there out of pure frustration from trying to figure out what the hell you are trying to tell me.
Talkie Toaster: I'M A TOASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE FEET!!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE A MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!
AS-319: good for you
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
AS-319: What do you look like?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
AS-319: YOU aren't MY MASTER!!!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
AS-319: What was the last book you read?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
AS-319: That depends, what will you give me?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
AS-319: How? The same way porcupines make love, very carefully, or very painfully, depending on your viewpiont.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
AS-319: Does it feel gross to be made of meat? All those nerves, tendons, fat and mucus......eww.
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Talkie Toaster: I'M A TOASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE FEET!!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE A MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!
AS-319: good for you
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
AS-319: What do you look like?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
AS-319: YOU aren't MY MASTER!!!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
AS-319: What was the last book you read?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
AS-319: That depends, what will you give me?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
AS-319: How? The same way porcupines make love, very carefully, or very painfully, depending on your viewpiont.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
AS-319: Does it feel gross to be made of meat? All those nerves, tendons, fat and mucus......eww.
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Not I: But a moment ago I did not know it would be in this moment.
Watzer: Well, you know now, right?
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