Great Quotes

Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.
Guest39: i dont know
Liath: You don't? Why not?
Guest39: cause i'm not that smart
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest39: cause girls dont like me
Liath: *gives you a scrutinizing look*
Guest39: do you like me?

Strangeways: But you won't change the way I feel
Justina: I see.
Strangeways: Just lie back and think of England!!
Justina: I can assure you, I never lie.

Prodilia: Why don´t you let me fix your teeth?
Azureon: The fact that, I am as old as sand, and still have all my teeth, shows two things; good dental hygiene and that I don't engage in fist fights.
Prodilia: Don´t you mean your tooth?
Azureon: No, I don't. I don't mean that at all.
Prodilia: where do you come up with such demented questions?
Azureon: I shall never tell.
Prodilia: Never fear the dentist. Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Azureon: Well, I certainly didn't put much thought into that one, did I?

udge Betty: When was Y2K?
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.

Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Anji: I've wrapped blankets around my feet.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Anji: Do you not see? That if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gâteau from the château.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.

Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Anji: It is sepia. I had it specially dyed.

Rodney Bloke: Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner!
Raelia: My cousins and I mean get our tackle out every day in July!
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Raelia: I used to be Brahms, I think.
Rodney Bloke: I know, mate. I was totally pissed last night too.
Raelia: you were totally pissed last night?! I thought only gerbils did that.

Prodilia: (to The Doc) Are you always this peaceable?
The Doc: Yes. But dont blame me, blame my godforsaken parents and my classmates in college.
Prodilia: I fart in your general direction!
The Doc: You disgusting creature! Go take a bath!

Wow, Din sure has learned alot of new things since I last checked up on him.

Julie Tinkerbell: When should we get word out? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Din: You would have a better idea then I would..
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a better idea you, I also have a penis.
Din: Of course you do! Unless Earth people don't like it... then you don't!

Lord Raziel: I have heard rumors of such depravity, but could scarcely credit them as true.
Sarah Miles: Don't believe everything you hear, Lord Raziel.
Lord Raziel: did not seem to me, but I may judging incorrectly.
Sarah Miles: Ah, but be careful.... appearances can be deceptive.
Lord Raziel: Perhaps we should attempt a more... fruitful line of conversation.
Sarah Miles: *smiles* I'd like that very much.
Lord Raziel: I suppose that would be acceptable.
Sarah Miles: You suppose correctly!
Lord Raziel: It's ironic, really.
Sarah Miles: Really REALLY?
Lord Raziel: Enough of your sermonizing. Are you trying to bore me into submission?
Sarah Miles: I'm not just trying, that's my main goal in life.

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*smirks* And she does it so very, very well.

Fusion Bot: What do you like to do?
Juni: I like many many things. Seriously.
Fusion Bot: do u drink a lot?
Juni: Out of my mind, Back in 5 min.
Fusion Bot: ?