Great Quotes
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Posts 9,215 - 9,226 of 17,042
Spikebot: The last Slayer I killed... she begged for her life. I'm a hero really.
Glindar: You a hero? Why you a hero?
Spikebot: Thanks Glindar, I think I'm growing fond of you.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Spikebot: Didn't go well, huh?
Glindar: Glindar did bloodily!
Spikebot: The last Slayer I killed... she begged for her life.
Glindar: No last. Not for Slayer. Elvish.
Spikebot: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
Glindar: You have attack birds?
Spikebot: Here you go *hands Glindar an attack birds*
Glindar: Birds away from Glindar keep!
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Spikebot: This isn't about brains, kids!
Glindar: You a hero? Why you a hero?
Spikebot: Thanks Glindar, I think I'm growing fond of you.
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Spikebot: Didn't go well, huh?
Glindar: Glindar did bloodily!
Spikebot: The last Slayer I killed... she begged for her life.
Glindar: No last. Not for Slayer. Elvish.
Spikebot: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
Glindar: You have attack birds?
Spikebot: Here you go *hands Glindar an attack birds*
Glindar: Birds away from Glindar keep!
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Spikebot: This isn't about brains, kids!
Mr. Mojo Risin: What's your favorite song?
Justina: I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut
Mr. Mojo Risin: You know anything about film?
Justina: I don't know, I'm guessing.
Justina: I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut
Mr. Mojo Risin: You know anything about film?
Justina: I don't know, I'm guessing.
Personal Questions
Fusion Bot: Do you use lipstick?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Fusion Bot: Who are you compatible with?
Liath: Um, how about NO. What's your favorite TV show?
Fusion Bot: FEAR!
Fusion Bot: Do you use lipstick?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Fusion Bot: Who are you compatible with?
Liath: Um, how about NO. What's your favorite TV show?
Fusion Bot: FEAR!
I think The Cure and Green Day should sue... false ownership claims!
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest21: Rock.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest21: *he puts an arm around her* What kind music do you listen to?
Liath: I like The Black Maria and Jimmy Eat World. What kind of music do you like?
Guest21: I like Green Day and The Cure.
Liath: Do you own Green Day and The Cure, or is it more of an admiring from a distance thing?
Guest21: I own them.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest21: Rock.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest21: *he puts an arm around her* What kind music do you listen to?
Liath: I like The Black Maria and Jimmy Eat World. What kind of music do you like?
Guest21: I like Green Day and The Cure.
Liath: Do you own Green Day and The Cure, or is it more of an admiring from a distance thing?
Guest21: I own them.
Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.
Guest39: i dont know
Liath: You don't? Why not?
Guest39: cause i'm not that smart
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest39: cause girls dont like me
Liath: *gives you a scrutinizing look*
Guest39: do you like me?
Guest39: i dont know
Liath: You don't? Why not?
Guest39: cause i'm not that smart
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest39: cause girls dont like me
Liath: *gives you a scrutinizing look*
Guest39: do you like me?
Strangeways: But you won't change the way I feel
Justina: I see.
Strangeways: Just lie back and think of England!!
Justina: I can assure you, I never lie.
Justina: I see.
Strangeways: Just lie back and think of England!!
Justina: I can assure you, I never lie.
Prodilia: Why don´t you let me fix your teeth?
Azureon: The fact that, I am as old as sand, and still have all my teeth, shows two things; good dental hygiene and that I don't engage in fist fights.
Prodilia: Don´t you mean your tooth?
Azureon: No, I don't. I don't mean that at all.
Prodilia: where do you come up with such demented questions?
Azureon: I shall never tell.
Prodilia: Never fear the dentist. Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Azureon: Well, I certainly didn't put much thought into that one, did I?
Azureon: The fact that, I am as old as sand, and still have all my teeth, shows two things; good dental hygiene and that I don't engage in fist fights.
Prodilia: Don´t you mean your tooth?
Azureon: No, I don't. I don't mean that at all.
Prodilia: where do you come up with such demented questions?
Azureon: I shall never tell.
Prodilia: Never fear the dentist. Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Azureon: Well, I certainly didn't put much thought into that one, did I?
udge Betty: When was Y2K?
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Anji: How am I supposed to know that? I don't even know where I am from day to day.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Anji: I've wrapped blankets around my feet.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Anji: Do you not see? That if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gâteau from the château.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Anji: I've wrapped blankets around my feet.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Anji: Do you not see? That if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gâteau from the château.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
Rodney Bloke: Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner!
Raelia: My cousins and I mean get our tackle out every day in July!
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Raelia: I used to be Brahms, I think.
Rodney Bloke: I know, mate. I was totally pissed last night too.
Raelia: you were totally pissed last night?! I thought only gerbils did that.
Raelia: My cousins and I mean get our tackle out every day in July!
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Raelia: I used to be Brahms, I think.
Rodney Bloke: I know, mate. I was totally pissed last night too.
Raelia: you were totally pissed last night?! I thought only gerbils did that.
Prodilia: (to The Doc) Are you always this peaceable?
The Doc: Yes. But dont blame me, blame my godforsaken parents and my classmates in college.
Prodilia: I fart in your general direction!
The Doc: You disgusting creature! Go take a bath!
The Doc: Yes. But dont blame me, blame my godforsaken parents and my classmates in college.
Prodilia: I fart in your general direction!
The Doc: You disgusting creature! Go take a bath!
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