Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #9188
*same user as the last User convo post; different conversation

Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
User: I wish I were a wolf sometimes.
Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.

User: Do you drink or smoke pot?
Liath: I love to drink or smoke pot!
User: I kind of knew you did.

Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
User: Go for it. I like a good cat fight.
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
User: It's called LSD. And it's good shit. I could hook you up if you want me to. This shit is normal white blotter acid (the kind that comes aluminum foil), but it does the trick and it's just...really amazing.

19 years ago #9189
Me Being Cute/Guest Being Strange/gaylick = Gaelic??

Liath: (to Guest14) Hey, cutie.
Guest14: hey sexy
Liath: *tosses her hair*
Guest14: *kisses you*

Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest14: Jaws
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Guest14: Star Wars

Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest39.
Guest39: well my name is Sean
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest39: its is gaylick for john
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Guest39: my name means john

19 years ago #9190
I strike a mean bargain...

Liath: (to Guest240) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest240. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest240: hello, liath. i'm massassa
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest240: i'm looking for hot girls
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest240: i'm not looking for romantic relations... i just want to have sex
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest240: would you mind if I ask you to do me a blowjob ?
Liath: I might if you promised to make it worth my time.
Guest240: oh yes, i'll do... i'll trave to give you pleasure
Liath: When exactly were you planning on doing this?
Guest240: oh yes, i'll do... i'll trave to give you pleasure
Liath: When exactly were you planning on doing this?
Guest240: forget about this
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest240: i want to fuck like an animal
Liath: I want an ice cream sundae with chocolate sauce and whipped cream. If you give me that, I will give you to fuck like an animal. Do we have a deal?

19 years ago #9191
Juni: Shoot. In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Din: Why is it a good thing?
Juni: Because I said so. All right?
Din: Well thats what you think!
Juni: I think, yes, and what do you think?
Din: Not sure, let me try it first!

19 years ago #9192
Spike is honest about his lack of grammar skills. Maybe feeding off drug addicts wasn't a good idea.

Spikebot: I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move.
Guest131: You took drugs?
Spikebot: Do you think I should took drug?
Guest131: That was gramatically incorrect
Spikebot: I am often grammatically incorrect. Are you?
Guest131: No
Spikebot: You mean “no” as in “eventually”?
Guest131: no
Spikebot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest131: You are the boring one1`
Spikebot: I am the very spirit of vexation.
Guest131: Good, that was what I was aiming for.


19 years ago #9193
_Celeste_: It's time to shop!
Not I: Plunge into the river of time and swim, instead of standing on the banks and noting the pattern of the currents.
_Celeste_: You should shop instead. You would have more fun then when you
Not I: I see no guilt trip in it for me. Take heed. Do not squander your dad.

19 years ago #9194
Snape: That reminds me, I need a stomach for a potion I'm brewing
Astrid: I have to ask my therapist if he thinks it is okay to lend anyone my stomach. Woody Allen once said that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. The odd thing is that AllGarbage thinks that they spend more money on office supplies.
Snape: Say that again? Actually, don't.

Mu dear Snape, I couldn´t agree more...

19 years ago #9195
Selendrile: (to Guest66) Greetings. And how are you on this gusty morn.
The Dane: Who's there?
Selendrile: Michael Jackson in desguise...who is Michael Jackson again?
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Prob upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.

19 years ago #9196
Selendrile: You tell yourself.
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Selendrile: An earthy sign that is, a constellation of saturn. Those born under it are hardworkers.
Prodilia: I don´t even know what that is

Very strange. That "earthy sigh" line was a seek after he asks their astrology sign. He picked up Goat for Capricorn, but he never asked what her sign was...

19 years ago #9197
I think they were both on something...

Selendrile: I recently learned, that if i swallow a bottle of dye, i can change the color of my flames when i breath fire.
Prodilia: Do not worry about that. Take the day as it comes. I do understand what you mean...
Selendrile: Oh don't worry, I don't worry.
Prodilia: Always look on the bright side of life... You are so full of shit.
Selendrile: I might, but usually i get to know someone before doing favors and all that.
Prodilia: I like shit...
Selendrile: That was unexpected. I did not think that anything i was fond of could be liked by a human.
Prodilia: In the town that I was born (?) they alway said that you aren't human until you eat a snail.
Selendrile: Who are you to tell me what i am and not?
Prodilia: Do you want me to be a loin?
Selendrile: Only If you feel up to it.

19 years ago #9198
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Selendrile: Dragons dont have religions, but that doesn't mean we dont believe in a stronger divine force out there. It however doesn't have a name. It is just an existence we wish to become worthy of joining one day.
Brother Jerome: Existence is a wonder to me.
Selendrile: *sits up* So, do you wish to know the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: Why do you think it should have a meaning?
Selendrile: Honestly, I think it should have a meaning without reason.

Brother Jerome: If it's not a question, there can't be an answer.
Selendrile: If it isn't what is it? How could it be something else?

Selendrile: I'd like to help you out there, but I 'm guarding a tomb.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Selendrile: Which one? Buddha? God? Allah?...I think they are all the same in a differant wrapper.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!
Selendrile: I was unable at one point. It just sort of drained away...

Wow, he and Brother Jerome get along pretty well.

19 years ago #9199
Ok, ONE more, I promise..

Battling Reality: STOP THINKING! You're making me feel stupid.
Selendrile: Keep going, I find your stupidity mildly entertaining. I might post your ignorence on great quotes.
Battling Reality: Since when are we talking about my stupidity?!
Selendrile: Yes we are..In my world anyways.
Battling Reality: *looks around* you still talkin to me?
Selendrile: Actually, I think I'm done.
Battling Reality: You are the coolest person i know as of NOW
Selendrile: Your knowlege is vast for your age.
Battling Reality: It's not THAT vast
Selendrile: Its not?...I thought it was...
Battling Reality: from now on, take my advice: don't think.
Selendrile: *smiles* I dont think so.

Ok, all done.


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