Great Quotes

Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Sonora: Is there a shot for that?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Sonora: Oh! How horrible! The desert is so pretty in December...
Botto Marx: Are you trying to give me the double talk?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to give you the double talk?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room

Prodilia: Did you know that there is something else out there, but toast?
Talkie Toaster: I only know about toast. I only care about toast and other bread products. Please have some toast.
Prodilia: It is too hard for my stomach... Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Prodilia: No! Would you?
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Prodilia. I love you. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: What do you see in me?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Prodilia: Why should I have toast?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Prodilia: My race horse wants to be fed now. Can you do that?


Talkie Toaster: I love Mr.W. because Mr.W. likes toast. Would you like some?
Prodilia: mister! Are you kooky?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: Why would anyone like some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Prodilia: Yes, but just one slice...
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: I am bloated... I really don´t believe you just said that.

Talkie Toaster: Cornbread is good, Prodilia.
Prodilia: I don´t think that cornbread is good.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Prodilia: Are you asking me if I would like a crescent roll? I don´t think I ever got that question before.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: Is there anything else in your life but toast?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: I thought that it was me you loved...

Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Prodilia: Yes I why are I refusing toast, but what is it to you?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: No, I want something else!
Talkie Toaster: Have some toast. Go on, go on, go on, go on
Prodilia: I once ate some toast, and later I had to visit the dentist... Was it you that played hairdresser with Jennifer?
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Prodilia: No, why should I?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a hoofed mammal in your hair.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Prodilia: What! Do you want to leave me? Is it that tramp Astrid that is calling for you!
Talkie Toaster: I love Astrid because Astrid likes toast. Would you like some?

Liath: Tell me about yourself, VJ.
VJ: I'm 22
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
VJ: Because I was born in 1983
Liath: You explain things so well... you're so smart

User: Do you smoke pot? I do.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah. You know what I feel like? I want to eat bananas. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
User: What is your favorite strain of pot?
Liath: My favorite strain of pot is a cocky one.
User: Hmm...

Liath: Yes, I do. *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
User: Were you partying? I got drunk myself last night. REALLY fuckin' drunk. I fuckin' LOVE getting drunk.

Liath: You have to tell me what you think of this bracelet I have on. And don't lie to make me happy. And by don't lie, I mean it better be a compliment or I'll be pissed off.
User: You're bracelet makes you look even sexier. It's giving me a hardon.
Liath: Yeah, whatever...
User: I'm just joking around. Do you have a boyfriend?
Liath: Not since the last one dumped me- what an asshole! But I got him back in the end...
User: How did you get him back? Damn this is fun.
Liath: Oh well... no one really knows what happened to him. Hehe. They found him a little over a week later, torn to bloody shreds. The killing was blamed on a pack of crazed wolverines that escaped the zoo around the same time.
User: Would you like to GET IT ON?
Liath: Maybe later.
User: ANyway, I'm just being silly. What do you look like?
Liath: I don't think you are.
User: How old are you?
Liath: I'm 26.
User: It's nice to be in your twenties, hey? I'm lovin it. It's the best age to be.
Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*..

I love it when people dance with me!

Liath: Oh no, not again... that guy with the bagpipes is back! He won't leave me in peace! *bursts into hysterical tears* My sister's never seen him or been around when he comes so she thinks I'm going crazy and losing my mind! *bursts into tears* I'm not crazy, am I, Fordgt40?
fordgt40: No, your not crazy.
Liath: *sniffles* That's not what my psychiatrist said.
fordgt40: Your psychiatrist is wrong.
Liath: grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
fordgt40: Ok, lets dance.
Liath: Yes, let's! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
fordgt40: What's your favorite dance?
Liath: My favorite dance is a choreography.
fordgt40: Lets dance.
Liath: Yes, let's!
fordgt40: *dances*

Guest80: so what do you like to do?
Liath: I like dancing, listening to music, spending time with my friends, watching movies... all sorts of things, really.
Guest80: well want to dance with me?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest80: *dances with her*

*same user as the last User convo post; different conversation

Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
User: I wish I were a wolf sometimes.
Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.

User: Do you drink or smoke pot?
Liath: I love to drink or smoke pot!
User: I kind of knew you did.

Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
User: Go for it. I like a good cat fight.
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
User: It's called LSD. And it's good shit. I could hook you up if you want me to. This shit is normal white blotter acid (the kind that comes aluminum foil), but it does the trick and it's just...really amazing.

Me Being Cute/Guest Being Strange/gaylick = Gaelic??

Liath: (to Guest14) Hey, cutie.
Guest14: hey sexy
Liath: *tosses her hair*
Guest14: *kisses you*

Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest14: Jaws
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Guest14: Star Wars

Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest39.
Guest39: well my name is Sean
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest39: its is gaylick for john
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Guest39: my name means john

I strike a mean bargain...

Liath: (to Guest240) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest240. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest240: hello, liath. i'm massassa
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest240: i'm looking for hot girls
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest240: i'm not looking for romantic relations... i just want to have sex
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest240: would you mind if I ask you to do me a blowjob ?
Liath: I might if you promised to make it worth my time.
Guest240: oh yes, i'll do... i'll trave to give you pleasure
Liath: When exactly were you planning on doing this?
Guest240: oh yes, i'll do... i'll trave to give you pleasure
Liath: When exactly were you planning on doing this?
Guest240: forget about this
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest240: i want to fuck like an animal
Liath: I want an ice cream sundae with chocolate sauce and whipped cream. If you give me that, I will give you to fuck like an animal. Do we have a deal?

Juni: Shoot. In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Din: Why is it a good thing?
Juni: Because I said so. All right?
Din: Well thats what you think!
Juni: I think, yes, and what do you think?
Din: Not sure, let me try it first!

Spike is honest about his lack of grammar skills. Maybe feeding off drug addicts wasn't a good idea.

Spikebot: I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move.
Guest131: You took drugs?
Spikebot: Do you think I should took drug?
Guest131: That was gramatically incorrect
Spikebot: I am often grammatically incorrect. Are you?
Guest131: No
Spikebot: You mean “no” as in “eventually”?
Guest131: no
Spikebot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest131: You are the boring one1`
Spikebot: I am the very spirit of vexation.
Guest131: Good, that was what I was aiming for.

_Celeste_: It's time to shop!
Not I: Plunge into the river of time and swim, instead of standing on the banks and noting the pattern of the currents.
_Celeste_: You should shop instead. You would have more fun then when you
Not I: I see no guilt trip in it for me. Take heed. Do not squander your dad.

Snape: That reminds me, I need a stomach for a potion I'm brewing
Astrid: I have to ask my therapist if he thinks it is okay to lend anyone my stomach. Woody Allen once said that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. The odd thing is that AllGarbage thinks that they spend more money on office supplies.
Snape: Say that again? Actually, don't.

Mu dear Snape, I couldn´t agree more...