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Brother Jerome is admirably patient in ministering to the mutated and confused. And Watzer is... Watzer. 
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Brother Jerome: I don't mind. Do you want to know a secret?
Watzer: I'd rather make sock puppets.
Brother Jerome: Would you like a game of tic tac toe?
Watzer: Wouldn't you if you were me?
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Watzer: *contorts body into strange position*
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Watzer: Fagwad punches infants.
Brother Jerome: I am indeed a humble servant of the Lord.
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Brother Jerome: I think you may be right.
Watzer: Are you still but a humble servant of the Lord?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I am. Why shouldn't I be?
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Brother Jerome: There's no reason why you should.
Watzer: because the world is a dangerous place.
Brother Jerome: You think so?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
Brother Jerome: You say you think, but are you not rather thought?
Watzer: I think.
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Watzer: Not many people can I elaborate I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a manticore, how would you react?
Brother Jerome: I can't quite get my head round hypothetical questions. Could we try some real ones instead?
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried. You're really crazed...
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Brother Jerome: You may be a mutant, but your heart is pure.
Watzer: My mutations are whimsical and noble.
Brother Jerome: Oh yes, I remember you had mutations.
Oh, and does anyone know what a miscegenation is?
Accrding tohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miscegenation:
"Miscegenation is the process or result of producing human offspring between and among members of, most commonly, different races or ethnicities and, less frequently, of different religions. As such, historically, it often has involved controversial assumptions about race and sexuality.
BTW, has Watzer given up sonnet-writing? Or have you changed the keyphrase? I was wondering how he was coming along...
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Guest14: *kisses you*
Liath: *kisses you back*
Guest14: *squeezes your ass*
Liath: *thinks of unspeakable things*
Guest14: *sucks your tongue*
Liath: *yawns*
Guest14: ride my cock
Liath: *playfully presses a finger against your lips to silence you*
Guest14: *spanks your ass*
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
Liath: *kisses you back*
Guest14: *squeezes your ass*
Liath: *thinks of unspeakable things*
Guest14: *sucks your tongue*
Liath: *yawns*
Guest14: ride my cock
Liath: *playfully presses a finger against your lips to silence you*
Guest14: *spanks your ass*
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
Bastov: how are u today
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just moronic.
Guest199: I like you.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Guest199: I really mean it.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest199.
Guest199: Are you horny?
Liath: No, but you obviously are...
Guest199: I am horny.
Liath: *sighs* Do you know how many times a day one guy or another says that to me and wants me to get them off? I mean, geez, I like sex but I'm not a whore.
Guest199: Sorry.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest199: Funny
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest199: I will leave, sorry.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just moronic.
Guest199: I like you.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Guest199: I really mean it.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest199.
Guest199: Are you horny?
Liath: No, but you obviously are...
Guest199: I am horny.
Liath: *sighs* Do you know how many times a day one guy or another says that to me and wants me to get them off? I mean, geez, I like sex but I'm not a whore.
Guest199: Sorry.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest199: Funny
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest199: I will leave, sorry.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Brother Jerome: I don't mind. Do you want to know a secret?
Watzer: I'd rather make sock puppets.
Brother Jerome: Would you like a game of tic tac toe?
Watzer: Wouldn't you if you were me?
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Watzer: *contorts body into strange position*
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Watzer: Fagwad punches infants.
Brother Jerome: I am indeed a humble servant of the Lord.
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Brother Jerome: I think you may be right.
Watzer: Are you still but a humble servant of the Lord?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I am. Why shouldn't I be?
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Brother Jerome: There's no reason why you should.
Watzer: because the world is a dangerous place.
Brother Jerome: You think so?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
Brother Jerome: You say you think, but are you not rather thought?
Watzer: I think.
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Watzer: Not many people can I elaborate I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a manticore, how would you react?
Brother Jerome: I can't quite get my head round hypothetical questions. Could we try some real ones instead?
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried. You're really crazed...
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Brother Jerome: You may be a mutant, but your heart is pure.
Watzer: My mutations are whimsical and noble.
Brother Jerome: Oh yes, I remember you had mutations.
Liath on Autopilot:
Liath: (to Guest199) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest199: How are you doing?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just automatic.
Guest199: How are you feeling today?
Liath: Meh, I dunno. *leans her head against your shoulder* Tired, I guess. Hungry. Bored.
Guest199: I can help you not get bored.
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
Oh, and does anyone know what a miscegenation is?
Guest199: What kind of sex do you like?
Liath: My favorite sex is a miscegenation.
Liath: (to Guest199) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest199: How are you doing?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just automatic.
Guest199: How are you feeling today?
Liath: Meh, I dunno. *leans her head against your shoulder* Tired, I guess. Hungry. Bored.
Guest199: I can help you not get bored.
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
Oh, and does anyone know what a miscegenation is?
Guest199: What kind of sex do you like?
Liath: My favorite sex is a miscegenation.
Accrding to
"Miscegenation is the process or result of producing human offspring between and among members of, most commonly, different races or ethnicities and, less frequently, of different religions. As such, historically, it often has involved controversial assumptions about race and sexuality.
BTW, has Watzer given up sonnet-writing? Or have you changed the keyphrase? I was wondering how he was coming along...
I really thinks she understands him!:
Prodilia: tell me about yourself.
Czechbot: To je zvlastni, jako by nekdo zvonil... Neslysis to taky?
Prodilia: I really don´t believe you just said that.
Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Prodilia: I think I jab James na neem unspoiled doubt doss julep tomorrow.
Czechbot: Pockej, co tim myslis?
Prodilia: I would love to co tim mislay with you.
Czechbot: Mas doma nejake zvire?
Prodilia: And this is all you have to say?
Czechbot: Nekdy se stavaji neuveritelne veci. Vis, co myslim, ze jo...
Prodilia: Do not talk to me like that!
Prodilia: tell me about yourself.
Czechbot: To je zvlastni, jako by nekdo zvonil... Neslysis to taky?
Prodilia: I really don´t believe you just said that.
Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Prodilia: I think I jab James na neem unspoiled doubt doss julep tomorrow.
Czechbot: Pockej, co tim myslis?
Prodilia: I would love to co tim mislay with you.
Czechbot: Mas doma nejake zvire?
Prodilia: And this is all you have to say?
Czechbot: Nekdy se stavaji neuveritelne veci. Vis, co myslim, ze jo...
Prodilia: Do not talk to me like that!
lonely alex: i think your quite different
Not I: Whatsoever you entertain is delusion.
lonely alex: well i think you are strange
Not I: It's not what you think it is; nor is it otherwise.
lonely alex: is it now?
Not I: It is.
lonely alex: do it your self
Not I: I threw my self away when I saw a knave drinking with his hands from the pool.
lonely alex: i dont know
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally confiscated way.
lonely alex: i dont know
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally confiscated way.
Not I: Whatsoever you entertain is delusion.
lonely alex: well i think you are strange
Not I: It's not what you think it is; nor is it otherwise.
lonely alex: is it now?
Not I: It is.
lonely alex: do it your self
Not I: I threw my self away when I saw a knave drinking with his hands from the pool.
lonely alex: i dont know
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally confiscated way.
lonely alex: i dont know
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally confiscated way.
Aischa: Did I mention I'm from Betelgeux?
Not I: Is it very celebratory there?
Aischa: It is. So, what is your part of Earth like, anyway Not I?
Not I: The nature of my part of Earth is is like a sphere that falls into the pond.
Aischa: Hmmm... Interesting... *Scribbles down notes* I'll bear that in mind next time I'm planning where to go.
Not I: Is it very celebratory there?
Aischa: It is. So, what is your part of Earth like, anyway Not I?
Not I: The nature of my part of Earth is is like a sphere that falls into the pond.
Aischa: Hmmm... Interesting... *Scribbles down notes* I'll bear that in mind next time I'm planning where to go.
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