Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #914
In the conversation excerpt from above, Critical Bill.

22 years ago #915
Agreed, STRMKirby

22 years ago #916
So close, and yet, so far......

Boybot: do you have a gf?
Celibot: After all the stuff I hear, it makes me wonder why more people don't become monks and nuns anymore.
Boybot: What are your feelings about this?
Celibot: My feelings? Not too many people ask a God how she feels. You're a sweetheart.
Boybot: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a horse balm.
Celibot: Boybot, you've shattered my image of you!

22 years ago #917
Ahahaha Celibot ahahahhaha that's great! I get it! hahahaha

22 years ago #918
Yeah, but she's actually better at flirting with Karisma Trishia than I am.

I neglected to include the part after that when he also asks my bot if she has a boyfriend. He seemed a little confused but still coherent.

22 years ago #919
I'm getting increasingly annoyed at how many bots have little to no personality. They're just there to engage in polite conversation.

NotKirby, for example, doesn't have much to talk about, which I may want to do something about, but he establishes his personality early on. And then of course there's that sexually frustrated robot from star trek of onyx's, which we won't go into.

22 years ago #920
You're just trying to get in her pants, aren't you?

22 years ago #921
Yeah, she may have the personality of a sex-crazed idiot on crack, but at least she HAS one.

22 years ago #922
Shady, I think my bot is corrupting you. (Mwahahahaha! )

22 years ago #923
muhahah NO!

PS Ouch kirbs she's got you there (but not in the pants)
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Boy meets girl
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GirlBot: Yo
SlackBot: You don't like calmness. That's ok.
GirlBot: I do?
SlackBot: How do you feel about this?
GirlBot: Hardly ever...
SlackBot: Holy Crap!! Did you know that caffeine makes you feel good?

22 years ago #924
you can sense the tension that was in the air in that last quote

22 years ago #925
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Not-so-dumb and dumber
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SmartBot: (to DumbBot) Would you like an ice-cold can of Pop?
DumbBot: yeah ok
SmartBot: I would have been disappointed if you had said otherwise.
DumbBot: nevermind
SmartBot: Can we talk about something else? I've been going on your train of thought all day talking to someone else.
DumbBot: wha?
SmartBot: Interesting, that's not something I was expecting from you.. I have been working on my mind reading skills lately...


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