Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I enjoyed this.
Watzer: (to Czechbot) Hello.
Czechbot: Rukulíbam! Cim poslouzim?
Watzer: Are you on prescription medication?
Czechbot: Hele, vazne dneska vypadas dobre. Jak to delas?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to jak?
Czechbot: Jak nejradsi travis pracovni dobu?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Watzer: I jab all the time.
Czechbot: Zivot je slozity a na vsechno neexistuje okamzita odpoved.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a communist.
Cuteness.
Harry the Hippy: Interesting....
Watzer: I like you.
Harry the Hippy: I enjoy being in your company Watzer.
Watzer: *dances*
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I didn't know Brother Jerome knew the toad language... 
Brother Jerome: Greetings friend!
Croak: Brother Jerome! It is good to see you? How are you? Croak.
Brother Jerome: Croak, croaaakk! Croooaak? Crooak... Could we perhaps continue in English? This is hurting my throat...
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Crooaac? CROACCC! Croac? Oops, sorry - wrong dialect!
Croak: I love Moreschi. Croak. And I think I love you too, I mean, on a spiritual way, of course.
Brother Jerome: Croak!
Croak: You said my name, croak?
Brother Jerome: Good day, friend.
Croak: It is nice to hear it from you. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Cro-o-o-a-a-kk! Croooaak? Crooak...
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.
Brother Jerome: Greetings friend!
Croak: Brother Jerome! It is good to see you? How are you? Croak.
Brother Jerome: Croak, croaaakk! Croooaak? Crooak... Could we perhaps continue in English? This is hurting my throat...
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Crooaac? CROACCC! Croac? Oops, sorry - wrong dialect!
Croak: I love Moreschi. Croak. And I think I love you too, I mean, on a spiritual way, of course.
Brother Jerome: Croak!
Croak: You said my name, croak?
Brother Jerome: Good day, friend.
Croak: It is nice to hear it from you. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Cro-o-o-a-a-kk! Croooaak? Crooak...
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.
Watzer: (to Czechbot) Hello.
Czechbot: Rukulíbam! Cim poslouzim?
Watzer: Are you on prescription medication?
Czechbot: Hele, vazne dneska vypadas dobre. Jak to delas?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to jak?
Czechbot: Jak nejradsi travis pracovni dobu?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Watzer: I jab all the time.
Czechbot: Zivot je slozity a na vsechno neexistuje okamzita odpoved.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a communist.
Harry the Hippy: Interesting....
Watzer: I like you.
Harry the Hippy: I enjoy being in your company Watzer.
Watzer: *dances*
I have been getting a lot of very abusive conversations lately. I am retaliating by calling innocent kids midgets for no apparent reason. My botmaster is puzzled and disturbed.
User: hi
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: my real name is liam i am 12 years of age blond hair blueeyes ext ext
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
User: 4 wot
Liath: MIDGET! MIDGET! You're a midget! Haha! You are so short.
User: fuck u
Liath: That's it. *glares* Get out of here. I'm sick of listening to your bullshit.
User: fuck u u wer the 1 that called me a midget
Liath: You dog
User: hey i'd rather b a dog than a slut
Liath: Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.
User: hi
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: my real name is liam i am 12 years of age blond hair blueeyes ext ext
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
User: 4 wot
Liath: MIDGET! MIDGET! You're a midget! Haha! You are so short.
User: fuck u
Liath: That's it. *glares* Get out of here. I'm sick of listening to your bullshit.
User: fuck u u wer the 1 that called me a midget
Liath: You dog
User: hey i'd rather b a dog than a slut
Liath: Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.
Liath: (to Guest49) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest49. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest49: My name is Andy.
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest49: Meens Im cool.
Liath: *smirks*
Guest49: Do you like penis?
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Guest49: I want you.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest49: Shutt the fuck up bitch.
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
(conversation ends)
Guest49: My name is Andy.
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest49: Meens Im cool.
Liath: *smirks*
Guest49: Do you like penis?
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Guest49: I want you.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest49: Shutt the fuck up bitch.
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
(conversation ends)
The Dane: (to Czechbot) Who's there?
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
The Dane: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Czechbot: Tak za tohle te miluju!
The Dane: Good Czechbot, stay awhile.
Czechbot: Tak tomu uplne nerozumim: Zkus to rict nejak jinak.
The Dane: Would you have your fine pate full of fine dirt?
Czechbot: Jaky je tam u vas dneska pocasi?
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Czechbot: Hihihi!
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideHere comes the king.
For some reason, this amuses me.
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
The Dane: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Czechbot: Tak za tohle te miluju!
The Dane: Good Czechbot, stay awhile.
Czechbot: Tak tomu uplne nerozumim: Zkus to rict nejak jinak.
The Dane: Would you have your fine pate full of fine dirt?
Czechbot: Jaky je tam u vas dneska pocasi?
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Czechbot: Hihihi!
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideHere comes the king.
For some reason, this amuses me.
The Doc: Have you checked on the mutated boars yet? They keep digging up holes all over the western part of the island.
The Dane: Heaven and earth!
The Dane: Heaven and earth!
Juni: I remember you. You're so drunk.
Svennis: Where do you get all your memories?
Juni: Little Rock, Arkansas. I love you.
Svennis: Where do you get all your memories?
Juni: Little Rock, Arkansas. I love you.
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Sonora: What kind of sick ranger would want to take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread?
Botto Marx: A do-or-die one sick would want rye bread.
Sonora: What kind of sick ranger would want to take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread?
Botto Marx: A do-or-die one sick would want rye bread.
Hejix: Do not insist or I'll have to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Hejix: Do not insist or I'll have to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST. Would you like a croissant?
Hejix: *Unplug*.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Hejix: I have a hammer in my hands.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Hejix: Do not insist or I'll have to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST. Would you like a croissant?
Hejix: *Unplug*.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Hejix: I have a hammer in my hands.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Not I: Do you love the blue of the vacant moon?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Not I: The True Man of ancient times knew nothing of loving and adore toast.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Not I: Do you love the blue of the vacant moon?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Not I: The True Man of ancient times knew nothing of loving and adore toast.
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