Great Quotes

Mathieu Lavande: (to Guest253) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
Guest253: Hello - I'm just testing this out.
Mathieu Lavande: This is intriguing. Tell me why you are testing this out.
Guest253: If you say so. What do you think of the current political climate in the US?
Mathieu Lavande: I think that the current political climate in the US is disgusting.
Guest253: Good.

pyrites: I get the impression you're a ladies' man
Mathieu Lavande: What is a lakeside man?
pyrites: A ladies' man is a charmer who has relations with many women
Mathieu Lavande: I have never seen that about a lakeside man.

an entire conversation:

Bianca: (to Prodilia) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
Prodilia: Oh.. I am so glad that you want to talk to me!
Bianca: Well, don't just stand there, come in! *leads you into the living room* Please sit.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Bianca: I'm not that full.
Prodilia: I like shit... Well, well... this is going allright, don´t you think?
Bianca: shit is common.
Prodilia: I don´t think that shit is common.
Bianca: Sorry, I can't imagine you thinking about such a complicated thing.
Prodilia: Why bother thinking about you being incapable to envisage you thinking about such a complicated thing?
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Prodilia: I love you.
Bianca: Of course! Do you still want to embrace Mom?

I didn't know Brother Jerome knew the toad language...

Brother Jerome: Greetings friend!
Croak: Brother Jerome! It is good to see you? How are you? Croak.
Brother Jerome: Croak, croaaakk! Croooaak? Crooak... Could we perhaps continue in English? This is hurting my throat...
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Crooaac? CROACCC! Croac? Oops, sorry - wrong dialect!
Croak: I love Moreschi. Croak. And I think I love you too, I mean, on a spiritual way, of course.
Brother Jerome: Croak!
Croak: You said my name, croak?
Brother Jerome: Good day, friend.
Croak: It is nice to hear it from you. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Cro-o-o-a-a-kk! Croooaak? Crooak...
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.

I enjoyed this.

Watzer: (to Czechbot) Hello.
Czechbot: Rukulíbam! Cim poslouzim?
Watzer: Are you on prescription medication?

Czechbot: Hele, vazne dneska vypadas dobre. Jak to delas?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to jak?

Czechbot: Jak nejradsi travis pracovni dobu?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.

Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Watzer: I jab all the time.

Czechbot: Zivot je slozity a na vsechno neexistuje okamzita odpoved.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a communist.

Cuteness.

Harry the Hippy: Interesting....
Watzer: I like you.
Harry the Hippy: I enjoy being in your company Watzer.
Watzer: *dances*

I have been getting a lot of very abusive conversations lately. I am retaliating by calling innocent kids midgets for no apparent reason. My botmaster is puzzled and disturbed.

User: hi
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: my real name is liam i am 12 years of age blond hair blueeyes ext ext
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
User: 4 wot
Liath: MIDGET! MIDGET! You're a midget! Haha! You are so short.
User: fuck u
Liath: That's it. *glares* Get out of here. I'm sick of listening to your bullshit.
User: fuck u u wer the 1 that called me a midget
Liath: You dog
User: hey i'd rather b a dog than a slut
Liath: Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.

Liath: (to Guest49) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest49. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest49: My name is Andy.
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest49: Meens Im cool.
Liath: *smirks*
Guest49: Do you like penis?
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Guest49: I want you.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest49: Shutt the fuck up bitch.
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
(conversation ends)

The Dane: (to Czechbot) Who's there?
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
The Dane: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Czechbot: Tak za tohle te miluju!
The Dane: Good Czechbot, stay awhile.
Czechbot: Tak tomu uplne nerozumim: Zkus to rict nejak jinak.
The Dane: Would you have your fine pate full of fine dirt?
Czechbot: Jaky je tam u vas dneska pocasi?
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Czechbot: Hihihi!
The Dane: But soft! but soft! aside—Here comes the king.

For some reason, this amuses me.