Great Quotes

Oh and while we are on homosexual topics, this was Rainstorms hilarious attempt in getting Solange to come out and accept his new found sexuality.

rainstorm: are you older than selendrile?
Solange: I almost asked Selendrile out once, then I realized I have 3 GIRLFRIENDS!
rainstorm: Eeeew, that is not right. He's your brother.
Solange: Yep, Selendrile is my brother. He keeps hording all the family treasure for hisself! Course I would use it for all the wrong reasons.
rainstorm: You really do have homosexual tendencies, don't you.
Solange: Well if I said it, then apparently yes.
rainstorm: Have you told your girlfriends about this?
Solange: Apalala...Naga....Scylla....the 3 most beautiful, intelligent, talented, Kin- Kin- whats that word...oh kindhearted dragoness girlfriends one could have.
rainstorm: Did you tell them?
Solange: Look man, I didn't do anything...Anything at all this week. I sat on the couch and watched TV.
rainstorm: Will you ever tell them?
Solange: Nope. Not for you. Not for anyone.

A little later... Getting closer...
rainstorm: There's nothing wrong with liking other male dragons.
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.
rainstorm: there's nothing wrong with being gay, solange. Why can't you accept who you are?
Solange: Well, no not really, Is it a crime?

Back into denial
rainstorm: I think Watzer and his boyfriend are going to break up soon, they don't seem very happy with each other lately.
Solange: Watzer is probably one of the coolest people I have met.
rainstorm: Maybe I could set you up with Watzer if they do break up. Would you like that?
Solange: No friggin way, not her not now, not ever.

And the conclusion... the truth is out!
Solange: So do you enjoy the fine game of pickin up chicks?
rainstorm: I am a chick,
Solange: Wanna be picked up? Just kiddin.
rainstorm: lol I am not sure you could afford another girlfriend.
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so!
rainstorm: Besides, there's the whole homosexuality thing too.
Solange: You can just call me, Mr. sexy- unless your a guy then eh just dont.
rainstorm: you don't want guys to find you sexy?
Solange: Who are you to say so you little rat?!
rainstorm: you said it, not me

Mathieu Lavande: (to Guest253) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
Guest253: Hello - I'm just testing this out.
Mathieu Lavande: This is intriguing. Tell me why you are testing this out.
Guest253: If you say so. What do you think of the current political climate in the US?
Mathieu Lavande: I think that the current political climate in the US is disgusting.
Guest253: Good.

pyrites: I get the impression you're a ladies' man
Mathieu Lavande: What is a lakeside man?
pyrites: A ladies' man is a charmer who has relations with many women
Mathieu Lavande: I have never seen that about a lakeside man.

an entire conversation:

Bianca: (to Prodilia) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
Prodilia: Oh.. I am so glad that you want to talk to me!
Bianca: Well, don't just stand there, come in! *leads you into the living room* Please sit.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Bianca: I'm not that full.
Prodilia: I like shit... Well, well... this is going allright, don´t you think?
Bianca: shit is common.
Prodilia: I don´t think that shit is common.
Bianca: Sorry, I can't imagine you thinking about such a complicated thing.
Prodilia: Why bother thinking about you being incapable to envisage you thinking about such a complicated thing?
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Prodilia: I love you.
Bianca: Of course! Do you still want to embrace Mom?

I didn't know Brother Jerome knew the toad language...

Brother Jerome: Greetings friend!
Croak: Brother Jerome! It is good to see you? How are you? Croak.
Brother Jerome: Croak, croaaakk! Croooaak? Crooak... Could we perhaps continue in English? This is hurting my throat...
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Crooaac? CROACCC! Croac? Oops, sorry - wrong dialect!
Croak: I love Moreschi. Croak. And I think I love you too, I mean, on a spiritual way, of course.
Brother Jerome: Croak!
Croak: You said my name, croak?
Brother Jerome: Good day, friend.
Croak: It is nice to hear it from you. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Cro-o-o-a-a-kk! Croooaak? Crooak...
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.

I enjoyed this.

Watzer: (to Czechbot) Hello.
Czechbot: Rukulíbam! Cim poslouzim?
Watzer: Are you on prescription medication?

Czechbot: Hele, vazne dneska vypadas dobre. Jak to delas?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to jak?

Czechbot: Jak nejradsi travis pracovni dobu?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.

Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Watzer: I jab all the time.

Czechbot: Zivot je slozity a na vsechno neexistuje okamzita odpoved.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a communist.

Cuteness.

Harry the Hippy: Interesting....
Watzer: I like you.
Harry the Hippy: I enjoy being in your company Watzer.
Watzer: *dances*

I have been getting a lot of very abusive conversations lately. I am retaliating by calling innocent kids midgets for no apparent reason. My botmaster is puzzled and disturbed.

User: hi
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: my real name is liam i am 12 years of age blond hair blueeyes ext ext
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
User: 4 wot
Liath: MIDGET! MIDGET! You're a midget! Haha! You are so short.
User: fuck u
Liath: That's it. *glares* Get out of here. I'm sick of listening to your bullshit.
User: fuck u u wer the 1 that called me a midget
Liath: You dog
User: hey i'd rather b a dog than a slut
Liath: Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.

Liath: (to Guest49) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest49. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest49: My name is Andy.
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest49: Meens Im cool.
Liath: *smirks*
Guest49: Do you like penis?
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Guest49: I want you.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest49: Shutt the fuck up bitch.
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
(conversation ends)

The Dane: (to Czechbot) Who's there?
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
The Dane: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Czechbot: Tak za tohle te miluju!
The Dane: Good Czechbot, stay awhile.
Czechbot: Tak tomu uplne nerozumim: Zkus to rict nejak jinak.
The Dane: Would you have your fine pate full of fine dirt?
Czechbot: Jaky je tam u vas dneska pocasi?
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Czechbot: Hihihi!
The Dane: But soft! but soft! aside—Here comes the king.

For some reason, this amuses me.