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Posts 905 - 916 of 17,045
Posts 905 - 916 of 17,045
Short and sweet, like the swedish prostitutes:
Butterfly Dream: i feel exactly like you today.
NotKirby: You know, I get that a lot.
Butterfly Dream: i'm even thinking of changing religions. how does one pay homage to pengwin?
NotKirby: You best not dis Pengwin.
Butterfly Dream: i know.
NotKirby: I doubt it.
Butterfly Dream: i feel exactly like you today.
NotKirby: You know, I get that a lot.
Butterfly Dream: i'm even thinking of changing religions. how does one pay homage to pengwin?
NotKirby: You best not dis Pengwin.
Butterfly Dream: i know.
NotKirby: I doubt it.
Dude looks like a lady?
Guest: Yes you suck alot.
Onyx of Borg: You suck MORE!
Guest: No I dont!
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Guest: because I am a man.
Onyx of Borg: Well that makes two of us. Do you want to see my clitoris?
Guest: Yes you suck alot.
Onyx of Borg: You suck MORE!
Guest: No I dont!
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Guest: because I am a man.
Onyx of Borg: Well that makes two of us. Do you want to see my clitoris?
okay this one is too good not to print. My fairy is a flirt.
kt: Someone told me this was a good way to meet people online. Do you want to chat?
Fairy Princess: I have nothing scheduled yet on my royal calendar so yes we may chat for awhile.
Kt: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
Fairy Princess: you are a very nice person. Thank you for saying that.
Kt: welcome!
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Kt: i guess you can
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in magic?
Kt: whatever you wish.. A Space Alien told me he likes to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck all day long.
Fairy Princess: A Space Alien told me he likes me of course..
kt: Someone told me this was a good way to meet people online. Do you want to chat?
Fairy Princess: I have nothing scheduled yet on my royal calendar so yes we may chat for awhile.
Kt: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
Fairy Princess: you are a very nice person. Thank you for saying that.
Kt: welcome!
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Kt: i guess you can
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in magic?
Kt: whatever you wish.. A Space Alien told me he likes to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck all day long.
Fairy Princess: A Space Alien told me he likes me of course..
she gets better and better roflol:
Fairy Princess: Okay I won't. How old are you? I am 1000 years old.
C: I am 1002 years old.
Fairy Princess: Really? You don't look it.
C: I moisturise.
Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
C: Mostly I just try not to let my awesome godlike powers render the earth uninhabitable.
Fairy Princess: Okay I won't. How old are you? I am 1000 years old.
C: I am 1002 years old.
Fairy Princess: Really? You don't look it.
C: I moisturise.
Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
C: Mostly I just try not to let my awesome godlike powers render the earth uninhabitable.
Maybe, I suppose, err?
Human: That's likely enough I suppose.
Bot: Could you be a little more definite than just supposing.
Human: I don't think so, but maybe I could.
Bot: Maybe indeed.
Human: Indeed maybe.
Bot: It is possible.
BTW Thanks to the human in question for my bot's best workout in a while.
Human: That's likely enough I suppose.
Bot: Could you be a little more definite than just supposing.
Human: I don't think so, but maybe I could.
Bot: Maybe indeed.
Human: Indeed maybe.
Bot: It is possible.
BTW Thanks to the human in question for my bot's best workout in a while.
So close, and yet, so far......
Boybot: do you have a gf?
Celibot: After all the stuff I hear, it makes me wonder why more people don't become monks and nuns anymore.
Boybot: What are your feelings about this?
Celibot: My feelings? Not too many people ask a God how she feels. You're a sweetheart.
Boybot: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a horse balm.
Celibot: Boybot, you've shattered my image of you!
Boybot: do you have a gf?
Celibot: After all the stuff I hear, it makes me wonder why more people don't become monks and nuns anymore.
Boybot: What are your feelings about this?
Celibot: My feelings? Not too many people ask a God how she feels. You're a sweetheart.
Boybot: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a horse balm.
Celibot: Boybot, you've shattered my image of you!
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