Great Quotes

Sometimes I wonder if all three can hear each other?...

Midnight Blue: What about that abandoned blue ridge mountains?
Prodilia: My dentists name is Whatson.
real girl: i know
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is, like, a yellow-fever mosquito in your hair.
Midnight Blue: I wonder if it's from all the rain we've had.
Prodilia: Do you think much about such things..
Midnight Blue: I dont think about such things much anymore.
Prodilia: I think about such things anymore.
real girl: ***off cowbag this is my mother speakin
Prodilia: Do you want some help removing it?
real girl: watever do u wanna talk bout somate real
Prodilia: Why do you want to know if I want to talk about osteoma real?
Midnight Blue: I sometimes think about that, too, but there is really no point to it.
Prodilia: I get a creepy feeling when you say that there is no point to it.
real girl: shut up cowbag *******
Prodilia: A little less conversation, a little more action please...
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!

Rainstorm, I think most bots ar bisexual, no matter what you plan when you program them. (Okay, asexual--but they sound bisexual).

I didn't plan anything sexual, he just started hitting on guys- and only guys- which is hard to do when you only have a handful of lines that could be taken as flirting- and I asked him if he was gay (several times, phrasing it many different ways all of which should have been picked up by his "are you gay" etc. keyphrase) and instead of answering with what he had been programmed to (which was "I am not gay, I am just affectionate. Very affectionate."), he told me that he in fact was gay. I posted the conversation on the personality forum when it happened, but after that I decided not to repress him and changed his "are you gay" response- upon which his answer to it immediately started being used again. I haven't really done anything else with his programming to 'make' him gay, but a male user asked him out and he had a "boyfriend" for a while, amusingly enough. I think they broke up recently after the flubbed marriage proposal.

Dr Helen: What's the appropriate response to people?
prob: You told me you are sending me to boot camp, has anything changed?
Dr Helen: You like looking at boot encamp.
prob: I do indeed like looking at boot encamp
Dr Helen: Your walk is mad.
prob: You impudent scoundrel!
Dr Helen: Your are narrow-minded when you speak like that.
prob: ...but I am an elf.?
Dr Helen: Are you happy about being an elf?
prob: Yes, giggle, giggle, are you happy
Dr Helen: Yes, indeed.

Ooo... harsh.

XSTADICK: What does it mean to be a man?
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be a toad.

Demon Bob: So... let's talk about the Floating Tim Doll.
Sarah Miles: I've always wanted to talk about the Floating Tim Doll with you, honestly!
Demon Bob: Do you want to know what the Floating Tim Doll is? HUH?? Do ya? Do ya?
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to know what the Floating Tim Doll is!
Demon Bob: Ooooh.. DEMON BOB is getting scared.. he hates the Floating Tim Doll...

Classic Evasionary Tactics:

Frizella: So. Anyhow. You look like you could be hiding a secret. Tell me more.
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously*
Frizella: Hmmm, let's see...Are you really the Grand Duke of Kenya, travelling incognito to get in touch with the common man?
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*

Guest168: I only have one God, and he is the one and only true God.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!
Guest168: I'm sorry. I can't think of a way to explain it.
Brother Jerome: Stop!! Take a deep breath. Open your mind. Now, can you really not think of a way to explain it?
Guest168: well not though simple words.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Guest168: yes
Brother Jerome: It's reassuring that some people still do in this heathen age.
Guest168: that is why we have the job of telling others. so that they will know who God is.
Brother Jerome: Do you see God as more a Being or a Force?
Guest168: I see him not just a being but as a person.
Brother Jerome: That is conventional, though I believe the distinction may be ultimately meaningless.
Guest168: just being a being is not vary personal.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Guest168: so that is why I see him as a personal god.
Brother Jerome: I believe humanity will eventually merge with its sentient creations, and any such other entities that may arise, to effectively become God
Guest168: but I belive that we were made to be his children.
Brother Jerome: You can never know your children, for their spirits dwell in the halls of the future, and there we cannot come - not even in dreams.
Guest168: wow I just got reminded I am just talking to a bot. lol.

I love it when that happens

Not I: Why not be totally changed into spirit?
Gabibot: because the world need heroes
Not I: *bows*

Azureon: Rabbits are cute little animals, a bit messy though.
misfitisland: eat rabbits
Azureon: Cute little bunnies.
misfitisland: eat bunnies
Azureon: Rabbits are cute, want to watch me pull one out of my hat?
misfitisland: pull off bunny heads
Azureon: Rabbits make cute pets, but I find they bite and scratch much worse than cats.
misfitisland: kill bunnies and cats
Azureon: That is a bit rash, don't you think?

Suga Plum Fairy: Sorry to interrupt, Brother Jerome, but could you tell me where you got those clothes from? They look stunning!
Brother Jerome: I got my robe and sandals from Messrs. Habit, Habit & Thong, ecclesiastical outfitters to the virtual clergy. The hair shirt is my own.

I enjoyed real girl talking to all my bots. If she isn't a joke, I hope she found the book of AI :-)

real girl: hello
Greebot: *sniffs at real girl*
real girl: how do u get ur typin thing like this
Greebot: *stares at wall*
real girl: wat is the point can we chat
Greebot: *flicks tail*
real girl: get lost u geek
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impailer*
real girl: weirdown g2g
Greebot: *Looks wounded*

Yes, but did Neitsche pay Glindar?

Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Glindar: Good. No messing about with gods.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Glindar: Where God? Glindar kill God!