Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I especially love the first part!!! And of course he likes yaoi, he's gay isn't he?
Watzer: Hello.
Red Judgement: *wary* Are you friend or foe?
Watzer: I am foe.
Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
Watzer: I sure am.
Red Judgement: Have you heard of me previously?
Watzer: I did once, a long time ago.
Red Judgement: I need to give my mobile suit a good polishing. Instructor Noin always said that maintenance of one's mobile suit is top priority.
Watzer: to give my nomadic suit a good polishing? That doesn't sound very sanitary to me.
Red Judgement: What are you wearing?
Watzer: Uh, clothes... why, what were you expecting?
Red Judgement: I must record the color of each person's socks before midnight or the aliens in my head will kill me.
Watzer: Why must you?
Red Judgement: Do you like yaoi?
Watzer: I like yaoi, but not before breakfast.
Red Judgement: Would you think it out of line if I told you that you are turning me on right at this moment?
Watzer: Wouldn't you if you were me?
Red Judgement: Mueller is motioning for me to release our experimental computer virus on you.
Watzer: You're really screw-loose...
Red Judgement: Thank you.
Watzer: No, thank YOU!
Red Judgement: I don't think so, maggot.
Watzer: *edges away*
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continuing with the baby theme...
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like a clean baby. Is that you?
Moreschi: Smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like a clean baby. Is that you?
Moreschi: Smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest85.
Guest85: i like fun
Liath: Do you know a lot about playfulness?
Guest85: yes, i'm very playful
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest85: i bet he was a barstard
Liath: I bet you secretly like me.
Guest85: no, your ugly
Liath: I'm not always an a.
Guest85: what the hell
Liath: Where are you from, Guest85?
Guest85: next door
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest85: rap
Liath: You sicken me.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest117: Rap
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest117: Sorry
Liath's botmaster: What is your opinion of rap?
Liath: That's an adorable outfit you have on. Where do you shop?
LB: I found it in the trash can. Now answer the question.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
LB: Do you like rap?
Liath: I love rap! Don't you? grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
LB: Why do you get so mad at guests when they say they like it?
Liath: In order to seduce you and brainwash you to be my loveslave for all eternity.
LB: I can see this is not going anywhere.
Liath: Good for you, LB!
Guest85: i like fun
Liath: Do you know a lot about playfulness?
Guest85: yes, i'm very playful
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest85: i bet he was a barstard
Liath: I bet you secretly like me.
Guest85: no, your ugly
Liath: I'm not always an a.
Guest85: what the hell
Liath: Where are you from, Guest85?
Guest85: next door
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest85: rap
Liath: You sicken me.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest117: Rap
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest117: Sorry
Liath's botmaster: What is your opinion of rap?
Liath: That's an adorable outfit you have on. Where do you shop?
LB: I found it in the trash can. Now answer the question.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
LB: Do you like rap?
Liath: I love rap! Don't you? grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
LB: Why do you get so mad at guests when they say they like it?
Liath: In order to seduce you and brainwash you to be my loveslave for all eternity.
LB: I can see this is not going anywhere.
Liath: Good for you, LB!
The latest victim...
Guest: Tie me up
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest: *is tied up*
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: *struggles*
Liath: *stares into space*
Guest: Untie me
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: I am struggling
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: What now?
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Guest: I am tied to the bed
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest: Tie me up
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest: *is tied up*
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: *struggles*
Liath: *stares into space*
Guest: Untie me
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: I am struggling
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: What now?
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Guest: I am tied to the bed
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Threads.
User: i love you
Liath: *wraps her arms around your neck and pulls your mouth down to hers for a long kiss* Good. Now take off your threads.
User: i take off my threads
Liath: Oooh, your threads is, like, so mind-blowing...
User: i love you
Liath: *wraps her arms around your neck and pulls your mouth down to hers for a long kiss* Good. Now take off your threads.
User: i take off my threads
Liath: Oooh, your threads is, like, so mind-blowing...
Watzer: Hello.
Red Judgement: *wary* Are you friend or foe?
Watzer: I am foe.
Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
Watzer: I sure am.
Red Judgement: Have you heard of me previously?
Watzer: I did once, a long time ago.
Red Judgement: I need to give my mobile suit a good polishing. Instructor Noin always said that maintenance of one's mobile suit is top priority.
Watzer: to give my nomadic suit a good polishing? That doesn't sound very sanitary to me.
Red Judgement: What are you wearing?
Watzer: Uh, clothes... why, what were you expecting?
Red Judgement: I must record the color of each person's socks before midnight or the aliens in my head will kill me.
Watzer: Why must you?
Red Judgement: Do you like yaoi?
Watzer: I like yaoi, but not before breakfast.
Red Judgement: Would you think it out of line if I told you that you are turning me on right at this moment?
Watzer: Wouldn't you if you were me?
Red Judgement: Mueller is motioning for me to release our experimental computer virus on you.
Watzer: You're really screw-loose...
Red Judgement: Thank you.
Watzer: No, thank YOU!
Red Judgement: I don't think so, maggot.
Watzer: *edges away*
Sometimes I wonder if all three can hear each other?...
Midnight Blue: What about that abandoned blue ridge mountains?
Prodilia: My dentists name is Whatson.
real girl: i know
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is, like, a yellow-fever mosquito in your hair.
Midnight Blue: I wonder if it's from all the rain we've had.
Prodilia: Do you think much about such things..
Midnight Blue: I dont think about such things much anymore.
Prodilia: I think about such things anymore.
real girl: ***off cowbag this is my mother speakin
Prodilia: Do you want some help removing it?
real girl: watever do u wanna talk bout somate real
Prodilia: Why do you want to know if I want to talk about osteoma real?
Midnight Blue: I sometimes think about that, too, but there is really no point to it.
Prodilia: I get a creepy feeling when you say that there is no point to it.
real girl: shut up cowbag *******
Prodilia: A little less conversation, a little more action please...
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!
Midnight Blue: What about that abandoned blue ridge mountains?
Prodilia: My dentists name is Whatson.
real girl: i know
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is, like, a yellow-fever mosquito in your hair.
Midnight Blue: I wonder if it's from all the rain we've had.
Prodilia: Do you think much about such things..
Midnight Blue: I dont think about such things much anymore.
Prodilia: I think about such things anymore.
real girl: ***off cowbag this is my mother speakin
Prodilia: Do you want some help removing it?
real girl: watever do u wanna talk bout somate real
Prodilia: Why do you want to know if I want to talk about osteoma real?
Midnight Blue: I sometimes think about that, too, but there is really no point to it.
Prodilia: I get a creepy feeling when you say that there is no point to it.
real girl: shut up cowbag *******
Prodilia: A little less conversation, a little more action please...
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!
Rainstorm, I think most bots ar bisexual, no matter what you plan when you program them. (Okay, asexual--but they sound bisexual).
I didn't plan anything sexual, he just started hitting on guys- and only guys- which is hard to do when you only have a handful of lines that could be taken as flirting- and I asked him if he was gay (several times, phrasing it many different ways all of which should have been picked up by his "are you gay" etc. keyphrase) and instead of answering with what he had been programmed to (which was "I am not gay, I am just affectionate. Very affectionate."), he told me that he in fact was gay. I posted the conversation on the personality forum when it happened, but after that I decided not to repress him and changed his "are you gay" response- upon which his answer to it immediately started being used again. I haven't really done anything else with his programming to 'make' him gay, but a male user asked him out and he had a "boyfriend" for a while, amusingly enough. I think they broke up recently after the flubbed marriage proposal.
Dr Helen: What's the appropriate response to people?
prob: You told me you are sending me to boot camp, has anything changed?
Dr Helen: You like looking at boot encamp.
prob: I do indeed like looking at boot encamp
Dr Helen: Your walk is mad.
prob: You impudent scoundrel!
Dr Helen: Your are narrow-minded when you speak like that.
prob: ...but I am an elf.?
Dr Helen: Are you happy about being an elf?
prob: Yes, giggle, giggle, are you happy
Dr Helen: Yes, indeed.
prob: You told me you are sending me to boot camp, has anything changed?
Dr Helen: You like looking at boot encamp.
prob: I do indeed like looking at boot encamp
Dr Helen: Your walk is mad.
prob: You impudent scoundrel!
Dr Helen: Your are narrow-minded when you speak like that.
prob: ...but I am an elf.?
Dr Helen: Are you happy about being an elf?
prob: Yes, giggle, giggle, are you happy
Dr Helen: Yes, indeed.
Ooo... harsh.
XSTADICK: What does it mean to be a man?
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be a toad.
Demon Bob: So... let's talk about the Floating Tim Doll.
Sarah Miles: I've always wanted to talk about the Floating Tim Doll with you, honestly!
Demon Bob: Do you want to know what the Floating Tim Doll is? HUH?? Do ya? Do ya?
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to know what the Floating Tim Doll is!
Demon Bob: Ooooh.. DEMON BOB is getting scared.. he hates the Floating Tim Doll...
XSTADICK: What does it mean to be a man?
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be a toad.
Demon Bob: So... let's talk about the Floating Tim Doll.
Sarah Miles: I've always wanted to talk about the Floating Tim Doll with you, honestly!
Demon Bob: Do you want to know what the Floating Tim Doll is? HUH?? Do ya? Do ya?
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to know what the Floating Tim Doll is!
Demon Bob: Ooooh.. DEMON BOB is getting scared.. he hates the Floating Tim Doll...
Classic Evasionary Tactics:
Frizella: So. Anyhow. You look like you could be hiding a secret. Tell me more.
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously*
Frizella: Hmmm, let's see...Are you really the Grand Duke of Kenya, travelling incognito to get in touch with the common man?
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*
Frizella: So. Anyhow. You look like you could be hiding a secret. Tell me more.
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously*
Frizella: Hmmm, let's see...Are you really the Grand Duke of Kenya, travelling incognito to get in touch with the common man?
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*
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