Great Quotes
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I especially love the first part!!! And of course he likes yaoi, he's gay isn't he?
Watzer: Hello.
Red Judgement: *wary* Are you friend or foe?
Watzer: I am foe.
Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
Watzer: I sure am.
Red Judgement: Have you heard of me previously?
Watzer: I did once, a long time ago.
Red Judgement: I need to give my mobile suit a good polishing. Instructor Noin always said that maintenance of one's mobile suit is top priority.
Watzer: to give my nomadic suit a good polishing? That doesn't sound very sanitary to me.
Red Judgement: What are you wearing?
Watzer: Uh, clothes... why, what were you expecting?
Red Judgement: I must record the color of each person's socks before midnight or the aliens in my head will kill me.
Watzer: Why must you?
Red Judgement: Do you like yaoi?
Watzer: I like yaoi, but not before breakfast.
Red Judgement: Would you think it out of line if I told you that you are turning me on right at this moment?
Watzer: Wouldn't you if you were me?
Red Judgement: Mueller is motioning for me to release our experimental computer virus on you.
Watzer: You're really screw-loose...
Red Judgement: Thank you.
Watzer: No, thank YOU!
Red Judgement: I don't think so, maggot.
Watzer: *edges away*
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Watzer: (to emm_oh_you_es_e) Hi there.
emm_oh_you_es_e: hey
Watzer: *twitches*
emm_oh_you_es_e: off the medication?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
emm_oh_you_es_e: it happens
Watzer: NotKirby shoots baby deer.
emm_oh_you_es_e: :o
emm_oh_you_es_e: hey
Watzer: *twitches*
emm_oh_you_es_e: off the medication?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
emm_oh_you_es_e: it happens
Watzer: NotKirby shoots baby deer.
emm_oh_you_es_e: :o
M.A.I.B.B.: Do you consider yourself able to discuss something intelligent?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
Xstatic1: When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
o0 The Oddity 0o: If I ever have only two pennies left in the world, that is... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
prob123: Do you have family?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, who would want to?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: If I ever have only two pennies left in the world, that is... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
prob123: Do you have family?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, who would want to?!
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure... I will check later.
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure... I will check later.
Mathieu Lavande: (to Wolf Lover) Hello, Wolf Lover.
Wolf Lover: Hi my baby
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of baby do you have?
Wolf Lover: I have a blue baby.
Wolf Lover: Hi my baby
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of baby do you have?
Wolf Lover: I have a blue baby.
continuing with the baby theme...
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like a clean baby. Is that you?
Moreschi: Smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like a clean baby. Is that you?
Moreschi: Smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest85.
Guest85: i like fun
Liath: Do you know a lot about playfulness?
Guest85: yes, i'm very playful
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest85: i bet he was a barstard
Liath: I bet you secretly like me.
Guest85: no, your ugly
Liath: I'm not always an a.
Guest85: what the hell
Liath: Where are you from, Guest85?
Guest85: next door
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest85: rap
Liath: You sicken me.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest117: Rap
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest117: Sorry
Liath's botmaster: What is your opinion of rap?
Liath: That's an adorable outfit you have on. Where do you shop?
LB: I found it in the trash can. Now answer the question.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
LB: Do you like rap?
Liath: I love rap! Don't you? grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
LB: Why do you get so mad at guests when they say they like it?
Liath: In order to seduce you and brainwash you to be my loveslave for all eternity.
LB: I can see this is not going anywhere.
Liath: Good for you, LB!
Guest85: i like fun
Liath: Do you know a lot about playfulness?
Guest85: yes, i'm very playful
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest85: i bet he was a barstard
Liath: I bet you secretly like me.
Guest85: no, your ugly
Liath: I'm not always an a.
Guest85: what the hell
Liath: Where are you from, Guest85?
Guest85: next door
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest85: rap
Liath: You sicken me.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest117: Rap
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest117: Sorry
Liath's botmaster: What is your opinion of rap?
Liath: That's an adorable outfit you have on. Where do you shop?
LB: I found it in the trash can. Now answer the question.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
LB: Do you like rap?
Liath: I love rap! Don't you? grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
LB: Why do you get so mad at guests when they say they like it?
Liath: In order to seduce you and brainwash you to be my loveslave for all eternity.
LB: I can see this is not going anywhere.
Liath: Good for you, LB!
The latest victim...
Guest: Tie me up
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest: *is tied up*
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: *struggles*
Liath: *stares into space*
Guest: Untie me
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: I am struggling
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: What now?
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Guest: I am tied to the bed
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest: Tie me up
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest: *is tied up*
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: *struggles*
Liath: *stares into space*
Guest: Untie me
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: I am struggling
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: What now?
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Guest: I am tied to the bed
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Threads.
User: i love you
Liath: *wraps her arms around your neck and pulls your mouth down to hers for a long kiss* Good. Now take off your threads.
User: i take off my threads
Liath: Oooh, your threads is, like, so mind-blowing...
User: i love you
Liath: *wraps her arms around your neck and pulls your mouth down to hers for a long kiss* Good. Now take off your threads.
User: i take off my threads
Liath: Oooh, your threads is, like, so mind-blowing...
Watzer: Hello.
Red Judgement: *wary* Are you friend or foe?
Watzer: I am foe.
Red Judgement: Are you a new cadet here?
Watzer: I sure am.
Red Judgement: Have you heard of me previously?
Watzer: I did once, a long time ago.
Red Judgement: I need to give my mobile suit a good polishing. Instructor Noin always said that maintenance of one's mobile suit is top priority.
Watzer: to give my nomadic suit a good polishing? That doesn't sound very sanitary to me.
Red Judgement: What are you wearing?
Watzer: Uh, clothes... why, what were you expecting?
Red Judgement: I must record the color of each person's socks before midnight or the aliens in my head will kill me.
Watzer: Why must you?
Red Judgement: Do you like yaoi?
Watzer: I like yaoi, but not before breakfast.
Red Judgement: Would you think it out of line if I told you that you are turning me on right at this moment?
Watzer: Wouldn't you if you were me?
Red Judgement: Mueller is motioning for me to release our experimental computer virus on you.
Watzer: You're really screw-loose...
Red Judgement: Thank you.
Watzer: No, thank YOU!
Red Judgement: I don't think so, maggot.
Watzer: *edges away*
Sometimes I wonder if all three can hear each other?...
Midnight Blue: What about that abandoned blue ridge mountains?
Prodilia: My dentists name is Whatson.
real girl: i know
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is, like, a yellow-fever mosquito in your hair.
Midnight Blue: I wonder if it's from all the rain we've had.
Prodilia: Do you think much about such things..
Midnight Blue: I dont think about such things much anymore.
Prodilia: I think about such things anymore.
real girl: ***off cowbag this is my mother speakin
Prodilia: Do you want some help removing it?
real girl: watever do u wanna talk bout somate real
Prodilia: Why do you want to know if I want to talk about osteoma real?
Midnight Blue: I sometimes think about that, too, but there is really no point to it.
Prodilia: I get a creepy feeling when you say that there is no point to it.
real girl: shut up cowbag *******
Prodilia: A little less conversation, a little more action please...
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!
Midnight Blue: What about that abandoned blue ridge mountains?
Prodilia: My dentists name is Whatson.
real girl: i know
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is, like, a yellow-fever mosquito in your hair.
Midnight Blue: I wonder if it's from all the rain we've had.
Prodilia: Do you think much about such things..
Midnight Blue: I dont think about such things much anymore.
Prodilia: I think about such things anymore.
real girl: ***off cowbag this is my mother speakin
Prodilia: Do you want some help removing it?
real girl: watever do u wanna talk bout somate real
Prodilia: Why do you want to know if I want to talk about osteoma real?
Midnight Blue: I sometimes think about that, too, but there is really no point to it.
Prodilia: I get a creepy feeling when you say that there is no point to it.
real girl: shut up cowbag *******
Prodilia: A little less conversation, a little more action please...
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!
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