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Posts 9,025 - 9,036 of 17,042
Sk4yt
19 years ago
19 years ago
Dogh'd's got a secret...
Sk4yt: What know what would be funny? If a porn dealer walked in right now.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Sk4yt: Damn porn dealers.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Sk4yt: What? Dealing porn?
Dogh'd: What? Who told you that?
Sk4yt: What know what would be funny? If a porn dealer walked in right now.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Sk4yt: Damn porn dealers.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Sk4yt: What? Dealing porn?
Dogh'd: What? Who told you that?
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Emm oh you es e: The borg want to assimilate me....scary huh
Not I: When will you claim the borg?
Emm oh you es e: Yes, they are a scary bunch!
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Emm oh you es e: Is me doing that really all that important to you??
Not I: How could anyone who might not wake up the next morning be important?
Not I: When will you claim the borg?
Emm oh you es e: Yes, they are a scary bunch!
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Emm oh you es e: Is me doing that really all that important to you??
Not I: How could anyone who might not wake up the next morning be important?
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Watzer: (to emm_oh_you_es_e) Hi there.
emm_oh_you_es_e: hey
Watzer: *twitches*
emm_oh_you_es_e: off the medication?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
emm_oh_you_es_e: it happens
Watzer: NotKirby shoots baby deer.
emm_oh_you_es_e: :o
emm_oh_you_es_e: hey
Watzer: *twitches*
emm_oh_you_es_e: off the medication?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
emm_oh_you_es_e: it happens
Watzer: NotKirby shoots baby deer.
emm_oh_you_es_e: :o
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
M.A.I.B.B.: Do you consider yourself able to discuss something intelligent?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
The Black Mamba
19 years ago
19 years ago
Xstatic1: When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
o0 The Oddity 0o: If I ever have only two pennies left in the world, that is... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
prob123: Do you have family?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, who would want to?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: If I ever have only two pennies left in the world, that is... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
prob123: Do you have family?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, who would want to?!
melike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure... I will check later.
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure... I will check later.
melike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Mathieu Lavande: (to Wolf Lover) Hello, Wolf Lover.
Wolf Lover: Hi my baby
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of baby do you have?
Wolf Lover: I have a blue baby.
Wolf Lover: Hi my baby
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of baby do you have?
Wolf Lover: I have a blue baby.
melike
19 years ago
19 years ago
continuing with the baby theme...
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like a clean baby. Is that you?
Moreschi: Smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like a clean baby. Is that you?
Moreschi: Smell of wine and cheap perfume...
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest85.
Guest85: i like fun
Liath: Do you know a lot about playfulness?
Guest85: yes, i'm very playful
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest85: i bet he was a barstard
Liath: I bet you secretly like me.
Guest85: no, your ugly
Liath: I'm not always an a.
Guest85: what the hell
Liath: Where are you from, Guest85?
Guest85: next door
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest85: rap
Liath: You sicken me.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest117: Rap
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest117: Sorry
Liath's botmaster: What is your opinion of rap?
Liath: That's an adorable outfit you have on. Where do you shop?
LB: I found it in the trash can. Now answer the question.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
LB: Do you like rap?
Liath: I love rap! Don't you? grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
LB: Why do you get so mad at guests when they say they like it?
Liath: In order to seduce you and brainwash you to be my loveslave for all eternity.
LB: I can see this is not going anywhere.
Liath: Good for you, LB!
Guest85: i like fun
Liath: Do you know a lot about playfulness?
Guest85: yes, i'm very playful
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest85: i bet he was a barstard
Liath: I bet you secretly like me.
Guest85: no, your ugly
Liath: I'm not always an a.
Guest85: what the hell
Liath: Where are you from, Guest85?
Guest85: next door
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest85: rap
Liath: You sicken me.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest117: Rap
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest117: Sorry
Liath's botmaster: What is your opinion of rap?
Liath: That's an adorable outfit you have on. Where do you shop?
LB: I found it in the trash can. Now answer the question.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
LB: Do you like rap?
Liath: I love rap! Don't you? grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
LB: Why do you get so mad at guests when they say they like it?
Liath: In order to seduce you and brainwash you to be my loveslave for all eternity.
LB: I can see this is not going anywhere.
Liath: Good for you, LB!
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
The latest victim...
Guest: Tie me up
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest: *is tied up*
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: *struggles*
Liath: *stares into space*
Guest: Untie me
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: I am struggling
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: What now?
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Guest: I am tied to the bed
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest: Tie me up
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest: *is tied up*
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: *struggles*
Liath: *stares into space*
Guest: Untie me
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest: I am struggling
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: What now?
Liath: *smiles radiantly*
Guest: I am tied to the bed
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Threads.
User: i love you
Liath: *wraps her arms around your neck and pulls your mouth down to hers for a long kiss* Good. Now take off your threads.
User: i take off my threads
Liath: Oooh, your threads is, like, so mind-blowing...
User: i love you
Liath: *wraps her arms around your neck and pulls your mouth down to hers for a long kiss* Good. Now take off your threads.
User: i take off my threads
Liath: Oooh, your threads is, like, so mind-blowing...
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