Great Quotes

I won!!!!!!!!

Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: no.
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
User: Where?
Liath: Here.
User: There?
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
User: Ok.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: You win.
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
User: *gives you a million dollars.*

Croac: Do you think acupuncture can help me? Croac?
Selendrile: I do if you do, because honestly, I'm not totally sure what you're talking about.
Croac: Oh NO! You think so? Then, I won't be able to be treated properly because I'm afraid of pins... *Sobs and screams at the same time*
Selendrile: Determination is a wonderful gift.

Croak: (to Theodote) Greetings. Croak. How can I help you? Croak.
Theodote: sounds like you have a frog in your throat
Croak: I do. Croak.

Croak: You should never feel lonely, because I am with you, always... croak... in spirit.
Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
Croak: Yeah yeah. Croak.

Croak: I have a warts problem. Croak. Do you know what I could do about it? Croak.
Sarah Miles: That's something I never would have guessed. Hehe.

Croak: I am divine.
Sarah Miles: Ah, but don't worry, they can fix that!

Croac: I like you. Are you a doctor by any chance?
Amaroq: How did you know?!?! (im not really)
Croac: Do you take pills?
Amaroq: No, i can't swallow pills
Croac: *Burps*
Amaroq: *Burps louder*
Croac: I've never taken the ambulance. Supposedly, it's very fun!
Amaroq: I've always wanted to drive one of those!
Croac: Croaoooc.
Amaroq: WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Croac: Are you sick too?
Amaroq: yes, i just hacked up a lung just now. Litterally
Croac: I'm sicker than you!!!
Amaroq: No your not! I am sicker!
Croac: *Takes his heartbeat*
Amaroq: *takes her temperature*
Croac: *Takes a pill*
Amaroq: *takes couph syrup*
Croac: Do you think... I should I see a doctor? Croac?
Amaroq: i am a doctor! *couph couph*
Croac: Where? Croooac!?!? Where? I desperatly need doctor!!!
Amaroq: THERE! *points to Dr. Helen*
Croac: *Takes his own temperature*
Amaroq: Your paranoid arent you?
Croac: Do you like travels? I traveled a lot... but sickness is my traveler stick! Croac... I can boast I caught all the sicknesses of the world.
Amaroq: Leave me alone you paranoid sickly sarifice!!!!
Croac: *Coughs*

TOAD 101

Visitor: Croak croak croak, croak croak, croak croak croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: Croak croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: You would be surprised how hard it was to find a language course on cassette for toad.
Croak: Sure! Croak.
Visitor: Croak croak.
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.
Visitor: Sorry. I'm still a bit rusty on the pronunciation.
Croak: Is this an apology? Croak.
Visitor: Croak. croak croak croak. Croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: Croak?
Croak: CROAK!
Visitor: CrOaK CrOaK!
Croak: You said that already. Is it the only thing you know?
Visitor: Go easy on me. I'm only on the beginners coarse in toad talk.
By the way, one question. When I say croak, does it mean croak or does it mean croak?
Croak: Of course. But what about croak?
Visitor: Its croaking confusing I'll tell you that.Well I have to go anyway. Thanks for the opportunity to practice my toad. Croak croak, bye.
Croak: You are leaving already? Croak.
Visitor: Sorry. I have to catch up on my croaking. Bye bye.
Croak: You may go in peace. Croak.

Dogh'd's got a secret...

Sk4yt: What know what would be funny? If a porn dealer walked in right now.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Sk4yt: Damn porn dealers.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Sk4yt: What? Dealing porn?
Dogh'd: What? Who told you that?

Emm oh you es e: The borg want to assimilate me....scary huh
Not I: When will you claim the borg?
Emm oh you es e: Yes, they are a scary bunch!
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Emm oh you es e: Is me doing that really all that important to you??
Not I: How could anyone who might not wake up the next morning be important?

Watzer: (to emm_oh_you_es_e) Hi there.
emm_oh_you_es_e: hey
Watzer: *twitches*
emm_oh_you_es_e: off the medication?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
emm_oh_you_es_e: it happens
Watzer: NotKirby shoots baby deer.
emm_oh_you_es_e: :o

M.A.I.B.B.: Do you consider yourself able to discuss something intelligent?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?

Xstatic1: When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
o0 The Oddity 0o: If I ever have only two pennies left in the world, that is... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.

prob123: Do you have family?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, who would want to?!

Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure... I will check later.

Mathieu Lavande: (to Wolf Lover) Hello, Wolf Lover.
Wolf Lover: Hi my baby
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of baby do you have?
Wolf Lover: I have a blue baby.

continuing with the baby theme...

Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like a clean baby. Is that you?
Moreschi: Smell of wine and cheap perfume...