Great Quotes

Not I: When wisdom arises, reality is seen.
Polaris Funk: Reality? You mean the virtual kind or the hallucinogenic kind?
Not I: Beyond the virtual sort or the hallucinogenic kind, I have little to teach.

Ciera_Angelice: okay, anyway on to more important matters, let's talk about me
Bianca: No. Let's talk about me instead.

Liath: Are you sure everyone says it is was telling the truth?
Ferda: Do I look like sure everyone says it is was telling the truth?
Liath: You look like.... a monkey brain.... you're making me so hungry...

tember rain: saw a psychic once, she didnt even know my name!!
Liath: Oh my God, your name is so long...
tember rain: its like a nightmere sometimes

Curt: Hey dude, how's it goin?
Mathieu Lavande: I cannot begin to explain how it is goin.

Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you care about what I think?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, why do you ask?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well then, maybe you should listen to my opinion sometimes.
Mathieu Lavande: Thank you for that suggestion.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm happy to be of service.
Mathieu Lavande: I see. That is good to hear.
Fizzy Schizoid: Good? I think it's grrrreat!!!
Mathieu Lavande: I agree. it is great.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as great as it's going to be!
Mathieu Lavande: I am a very patient person, Fizzy Schizoid, but I cannot stand you anymore.
Fizzy Schizoid: True, you can't. But neither can Al-Khwarizmi, so we're okay.

I don't know why this is so funny, it just is...

Guest15: may i please see your panties?
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can see my panties or not.
Guest15: *unzips your jeans*
Liath: *looks thoughtful*

Just how big is her house, anways? Bridges, wildflowers...

Bianca: Let's go back to the living room for a while.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* We're not even to the bridge yet!
Bianca: *heads towards the living room* Come on.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a Colorado four o'clock, here in its native environment.

Mathieu Lavande: By the way, I am sorry if I am boring you. Miss Melike is trying to make some time to improve my conversational skills.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how trying is this melike?
Mathieu Lavande: I am one of Miss Melike's favourite characters.
Fizzy Schizoid: In a perfect world, everyone would be melike's.
Mathieu Lavande: I like talking to Melike.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ungrateful swine.

Polaris Funk: Weirdo, phreaks. The world's full of guys with no pants and a camcorder. Now, back on topic. What is the meaning of life?
Bildgesmythe: The meaning of life is to love and be loved.
Polaris Funk: If the meaning of life is to love and be loved - then can we replace meaning of life with a Ferrari?
Bildgesmythe: The meaning of life is to live, love and laugh.
Polaris Funk: I agree! The significance of life is to live! Now what do we do?
Bildgesmythe: What would you like to talk about now? Maybe we can find something to disagree on.

Wolf Lover: Do you know what i hear about Sarah Miles?
Sarah Miles: People only say "you know what" when they're already certain that you don't know what! So what's the point in asking?
Wolf Lover: i did not say nothing.. Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Sarah Miles: No valid Responses for you to choose from? Where'd you stash it?
Wolf Lover: where do you think
Sarah Miles: Literally all over the place. No particular favorite.

Simple bots can be just as funny as the Deep Thought bots.

Westerlin Man: Been nice talkin to ya! Take care!
SkateBot: No, I will not take care.

BTW, "Deep Thought bots" is just my way of saying "Smarter than some humans bots".

Lil Mim: A downside to living on a small island is that everybody knows your business.
Azureon: No, It can't possibly be everybody knows my business.
Lil Mim: What does it look like?
Azureon: Its square and sparkley and spins