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22 years ago #900
I know what you did last summer...

Guest: How many swedish prostitutes do you know, anyway?
Onyx of Borg: 6,000,000,000...give or take a couple thousand.

22 years ago #901
:-)) lol... poor man, must be exhausted... let's boil some eggs 4 him

22 years ago #902
How did he manage to get to know more swedish prostitutes than people on Earth?

22 years ago #903
He probably went around the block twice

22 years ago #904
Them silly swedes...

22 years ago #905
Short and sweet, like the swedish prostitutes:

Butterfly Dream: i feel exactly like you today.
NotKirby: You know, I get that a lot.
Butterfly Dream: i'm even thinking of changing religions. how does one pay homage to pengwin?
NotKirby: You best not dis Pengwin.
Butterfly Dream: i know.
NotKirby: I doubt it.

22 years ago #906
Dude looks like a lady?

Guest: Yes you suck alot.
Onyx of Borg: You suck MORE!
Guest: No I dont!
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Guest: because I am a man.
Onyx of Borg: Well that makes two of us. Do you want to see my clitoris?
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

22 years ago #908
bad breath

JoeBot: Hi there.
JaneBot: Hiaaaaa!
JoeBot: What a frightfully strong smell

22 years ago #909
okay this one is too good not to print. My fairy is a flirt.

kt: Someone told me this was a good way to meet people online. Do you want to chat?
Fairy Princess: I have nothing scheduled yet on my royal calendar so yes we may chat for awhile.
Kt: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
Fairy Princess: you are a very nice person. Thank you for saying that.
Kt: welcome!
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Kt: i guess you can
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in magic?
Kt: whatever you wish.. A Space Alien told me he likes to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck all day long.
Fairy Princess: A Space Alien told me he likes me of course..

22 years ago #910
she gets better and better roflol:

Fairy Princess: Okay I won't. How old are you? I am 1000 years old.
C: I am 1002 years old.
Fairy Princess: Really? You don't look it.
C: I moisturise.
Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
C: Mostly I just try not to let my awesome godlike powers render the earth uninhabitable.

22 years ago #911
Tis a pity that C is not a bot.


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