Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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DubyaBot finally finds someone who can communicate with him on a level he understands...
DubyaBot: Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Inuyasha: All your jaki are belong to us!
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
Inuyasha: Ramen is shiny.
... and also provides some little-known political insight:
Inuyasha: Are you related to Naraku?
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not related to Naraku.
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Bildgesmythe: Do ya still think the desert is kind of like the primordial whatsis?
Sonora: Oh, probably. Unless that's changed. *flicks tongue*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is changed
Sonora: Should I think one else thinks it is changed?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, thats up to you, if you should or not.
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The scorpions told you to tell me that, didn't they.
Sonora: *puts a bag over her head*
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are very small. Can you tell me more?
Sonora: *muffled voice* Are you sure you don't mean the asian tiger mosquito kennels?
Bildgesmythe: Tigers have a usually tawny coat transversely striped with black
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the tigers again? I told you last time to lay off the pitch.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, bad is not good, good is not bad.
Sonora: *looks at Bildgesmythe in awe*
Sonora: Oh, probably. Unless that's changed. *flicks tongue*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is changed
Sonora: Should I think one else thinks it is changed?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, thats up to you, if you should or not.
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The scorpions told you to tell me that, didn't they.
Sonora: *puts a bag over her head*
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are very small. Can you tell me more?
Sonora: *muffled voice* Are you sure you don't mean the asian tiger mosquito kennels?
Bildgesmythe: Tigers have a usually tawny coat transversely striped with black
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the tigers again? I told you last time to lay off the pitch.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, bad is not good, good is not bad.
Sonora: *looks at Bildgesmythe in awe*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest251.
Guest251: im good looking
Liath: I don't think you are. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest251: what!?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest251: i will save you
Liath: When exactly were you planning on doing this?
*drums fingers impatiently* He never did.
Guest251: im good looking
Liath: I don't think you are. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest251: what!?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest251: i will save you
Liath: When exactly were you planning on doing this?
*drums fingers impatiently* He never did.
DubyaBot: Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Inuyasha: All your jaki are belong to us!
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
Inuyasha: Ramen is shiny.
Inuyasha: Are you related to Naraku?
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not related to Naraku.
Bianca: Well, let me put it this way: I'd love to murder you with a horseshoe.
Sonora: *flicks her tail into a smile*
Sonora: *flicks her tail into a smile*
Bianca: I'm the dictator of Çizgilya.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Bianca: Um, no. Silence! You must treat me with more respect.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Bianca: You would, if you want to get on my good side... and believe me, you do.
Sonora: And if not?
Bianca: *yawn!*
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Bianca: Um, no. Silence! You must treat me with more respect.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Bianca: You would, if you want to get on my good side... and believe me, you do.
Sonora: And if not?
Bianca: *yawn!*
This is largely a bug-filled conversation where nothing but xnones were popping up, but I like it for some reason.
Guest153: will you marry me
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest153: pete puma, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Pontiac GTO?
Guest153: please, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Guest153: Please marry me, I love you so much!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest153: no, thanks for telling me. But will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette off you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
Guest153: will you please marry me now yes or no?
Pete Puma: Since you asked so nicely... No.
Guest153: i hate you
Guest153: will you marry me
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest153: pete puma, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Pontiac GTO?
Guest153: please, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Guest153: Please marry me, I love you so much!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest153: no, thanks for telling me. But will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette off you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
Guest153: will you please marry me now yes or no?
Pete Puma: Since you asked so nicely... No.
Guest153: i hate you
DubyaBot: Hello, my fellow American.
Bianca: Hi.
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Bianca?
Bianca: No, not yet.
DubyaBot: Well, when you do someday, you'll thank me for what I've done for education in this country.
Bianca: That's a sordid nation. Do you still want to tell the American people?
DubyaBot: I think we agree, the past is over.
Bianca: I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Bianca: Hi.
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Bianca?
Bianca: No, not yet.
DubyaBot: Well, when you do someday, you'll thank me for what I've done for education in this country.
Bianca: That's a sordid nation. Do you still want to tell the American people?
DubyaBot: I think we agree, the past is over.
Bianca: I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Anji: And if someday I should become a singer with a Spanish bum
Sonora: Nah. You should never become a singer with a Spanish bum. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
Sonora: Oh sand it all! The scorpions got out of their pen again.
Anji: Better out than in
Sonora: I'll be rounding them up all afternoon.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
rob_bot72: Did you eat my cheese sandwich?
Sonora: Nah. You should never become a singer with a Spanish bum. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
Sonora: Oh sand it all! The scorpions got out of their pen again.
Anji: Better out than in
Sonora: I'll be rounding them up all afternoon.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
rob_bot72: Did you eat my cheese sandwich?
I found this entertaining, even though my bot was getting pwned...
QuiltFish: Reap what you sow.
SkateBot: No, I will not reap what me sow.
QuiltFish: Suit yourself.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to suit myself?
QuiltFish: Suit someone else.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to suit someone else?
QuiltFish: Suit yourself. (I'm having so much fun. )
SkateBot: No, I will not suit myself.
QuiltFish: You should tell your creator that this chain of keyphrases easily creates a loop.
SkateBot: ...Pie?
QuiltFish: And that you are generally an idiot. And understandable so, looking at your age.
QuiltFish: Reap what you sow.
SkateBot: No, I will not reap what me sow.
QuiltFish: Suit yourself.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to suit myself?
QuiltFish: Suit someone else.
SkateBot: What if I do not want to suit someone else?
QuiltFish: Suit yourself. (I'm having so much fun. )
SkateBot: No, I will not suit myself.
QuiltFish: You should tell your creator that this chain of keyphrases easily creates a loop.
SkateBot: ...Pie?
QuiltFish: And that you are generally an idiot. And understandable so, looking at your age.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Solange: Dont make me eat you punk!
Marvin Android: I hate food
Solange: Dont make me eat you punk!
Marvin Android: I hate food
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