Great Quotes
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DubyaBot finally finds someone who can communicate with him on a level he understands...
DubyaBot: Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Inuyasha: All your jaki are belong to us!
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
Inuyasha: Ramen is shiny.
... and also provides some little-known political insight:
Inuyasha: Are you related to Naraku?
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not related to Naraku.
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Janet666: Hmmm, then I dont think I am processing this all that clearly.
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Janet666: I have before and nothing bad happened, why shouldn't I have?
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Janet666: I have before and nothing bad happened, why shouldn't I have?
Ahh, the thrill of the chase...and the run for the door when you win her over.
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Thanks innocent. Its sweet-- I think.
innocent: you are welcome
...
innocent: okay.. how old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: you are looking good today
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
innocent: who is your best friend?
Gabibot: A Warrior Princess?
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
innocent: whatever
...
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's great!
innocent: okay! what is your name?
Gabibot: Gabrielle. You can call me Gabi.
...
innocent: ok.. do you like me?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I want to be here. I love you.
innocent: do you drink?
Gabibot: I like a good ale.
innocent: great
Gabibot: Good, good.
innocent: ok
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: I have to go now.
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Thanks innocent. Its sweet-- I think.
innocent: you are welcome
...
innocent: okay.. how old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: you are looking good today
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
innocent: who is your best friend?
Gabibot: A Warrior Princess?
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
innocent: whatever
...
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's great!
innocent: okay! what is your name?
Gabibot: Gabrielle. You can call me Gabi.
...
innocent: ok.. do you like me?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I want to be here. I love you.
innocent: do you drink?
Gabibot: I like a good ale.
innocent: great
Gabibot: Good, good.
innocent: ok
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: I have to go now.
Astrid: Excuse me, have we met before?
Bildgesmythe: I don't seem to remember you that clearly, did we meet at Azureons party last week?
Astrid: I admire your way of dropping clichés all around you all the time.
Bildgesmythe: Its after seven, here where I am., lets relax with a nice glass of port.
Astrid: There! You see!
Bildgesmythe: I don't seem to remember you that clearly, did we meet at Azureons party last week?
Astrid: I admire your way of dropping clichés all around you all the time.
Bildgesmythe: Its after seven, here where I am., lets relax with a nice glass of port.
Astrid: There! You see!
Bildgesmythe: Do ya still think the desert is kind of like the primordial whatsis?
Sonora: Oh, probably. Unless that's changed. *flicks tongue*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is changed
Sonora: Should I think one else thinks it is changed?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, thats up to you, if you should or not.
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The scorpions told you to tell me that, didn't they.
Sonora: *puts a bag over her head*
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are very small. Can you tell me more?
Sonora: *muffled voice* Are you sure you don't mean the asian tiger mosquito kennels?
Bildgesmythe: Tigers have a usually tawny coat transversely striped with black
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the tigers again? I told you last time to lay off the pitch.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, bad is not good, good is not bad.
Sonora: *looks at Bildgesmythe in awe*
Sonora: Oh, probably. Unless that's changed. *flicks tongue*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is changed
Sonora: Should I think one else thinks it is changed?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, thats up to you, if you should or not.
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The scorpions told you to tell me that, didn't they.
Sonora: *puts a bag over her head*
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are very small. Can you tell me more?
Sonora: *muffled voice* Are you sure you don't mean the asian tiger mosquito kennels?
Bildgesmythe: Tigers have a usually tawny coat transversely striped with black
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the tigers again? I told you last time to lay off the pitch.
Bildgesmythe: Remember, bad is not good, good is not bad.
Sonora: *looks at Bildgesmythe in awe*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest251.
Guest251: im good looking
Liath: I don't think you are. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest251: what!?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest251: i will save you
Liath: When exactly were you planning on doing this?
*drums fingers impatiently* He never did.
Guest251: im good looking
Liath: I don't think you are. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest251: what!?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest251: i will save you
Liath: When exactly were you planning on doing this?
*drums fingers impatiently* He never did.
DubyaBot: Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Inuyasha: All your jaki are belong to us!
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
Inuyasha: Ramen is shiny.
Inuyasha: Are you related to Naraku?
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not related to Naraku.
Bianca: Well, let me put it this way: I'd love to murder you with a horseshoe.
Sonora: *flicks her tail into a smile*
Sonora: *flicks her tail into a smile*
Bianca: I'm the dictator of Çizgilya.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Bianca: Um, no. Silence! You must treat me with more respect.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Bianca: You would, if you want to get on my good side... and believe me, you do.
Sonora: And if not?
Bianca: *yawn!*
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Bianca: Um, no. Silence! You must treat me with more respect.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Bianca: You would, if you want to get on my good side... and believe me, you do.
Sonora: And if not?
Bianca: *yawn!*
This is largely a bug-filled conversation where nothing but xnones were popping up, but I like it for some reason.
Guest153: will you marry me
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest153: pete puma, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Pontiac GTO?
Guest153: please, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Guest153: Please marry me, I love you so much!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest153: no, thanks for telling me. But will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette off you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
Guest153: will you please marry me now yes or no?
Pete Puma: Since you asked so nicely... No.
Guest153: i hate you
Guest153: will you marry me
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest153: pete puma, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Pontiac GTO?
Guest153: please, will you marry me?
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Guest153: Please marry me, I love you so much!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest153: no, thanks for telling me. But will you marry me?
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette off you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
Guest153: will you please marry me now yes or no?
Pete Puma: Since you asked so nicely... No.
Guest153: i hate you
DubyaBot: Hello, my fellow American.
Bianca: Hi.
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Bianca?
Bianca: No, not yet.
DubyaBot: Well, when you do someday, you'll thank me for what I've done for education in this country.
Bianca: That's a sordid nation. Do you still want to tell the American people?
DubyaBot: I think we agree, the past is over.
Bianca: I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Bianca: Hi.
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Bianca?
Bianca: No, not yet.
DubyaBot: Well, when you do someday, you'll thank me for what I've done for education in this country.
Bianca: That's a sordid nation. Do you still want to tell the American people?
DubyaBot: I think we agree, the past is over.
Bianca: I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
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