Great Quotes

I wouldn't mind having a good time with this bot, but I think he didn't quite catch my meaning.

FlirtBot: Just wondering are you male or female?
Polish Poet: I'm not a woman, but I'm in touch with my feminine side.
FlirtBot: And I will bet that you are one beautiful lady also.

Huh?

Bot1: Can you hear that?
Bot2: No, can you?
Bot: I think I could probabaly do that.

Butterfly, what are you up to? A bot has just said, literally: "Butterfly Dream told me she's glad not to be."

I know what you did last summer...

Guest: How many swedish prostitutes do you know, anyway?
Onyx of Borg: 6,000,000,000...give or take a couple thousand.

:-)) lol... poor man, must be exhausted... let's boil some eggs 4 him

How did he manage to get to know more swedish prostitutes than people on Earth?

He probably went around the block twice

Them silly swedes...

Short and sweet, like the swedish prostitutes:

Butterfly Dream: i feel exactly like you today.
NotKirby: You know, I get that a lot.
Butterfly Dream: i'm even thinking of changing religions. how does one pay homage to pengwin?
NotKirby: You best not dis Pengwin.
Butterfly Dream: i know.
NotKirby: I doubt it.

Dude looks like a lady?

Guest: Yes you suck alot.
Onyx of Borg: You suck MORE!
Guest: No I dont!
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Guest: because I am a man.
Onyx of Borg: Well that makes two of us. Do you want to see my clitoris?

bad breath

JoeBot: Hi there.
JaneBot: Hiaaaaa!
JoeBot: What a frightfully strong smell