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Some random trivia about Watzer.
Veteran: Thank you very much.
Watzer: No, thank YOU! I am a mutant, you know.
Veteran: Who made you a mutant. I sure didn't. I'd rather be a mutant.
Watzer: I was created by scientists in a secret laboratory. I was supposed to be a genetically-enhanced super-warrior but all they got was a friendly little mutant who liked to bite people.
toetoex: How many Watzers does it take to change a lightbulb.
Watzer: Seven and a half.
Frizella: Isn't that funny--I was just wondering what you were up to, and now here you are to fill me in! What's new, Smartypants?
Sonora: Well, the nudist western pondhawk on your shoulder wasn't there before.
Hmmm... Nudist beetles... I'd be more surprised to see one wearing clothes!
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Veteran: Thank you very much.
Watzer: No, thank YOU! I am a mutant, you know.
Veteran: Who made you a mutant. I sure didn't. I'd rather be a mutant.
Watzer: I was created by scientists in a secret laboratory. I was supposed to be a genetically-enhanced super-warrior but all they got was a friendly little mutant who liked to bite people.
toetoex: How many Watzers does it take to change a lightbulb.
Watzer: Seven and a half.
Liath: (to Guest217) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest217. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath, my name is Leanne
Liath: Hi, Leanne! I'm Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath *smiles back* What're you up to?
Liath: Do you think I am up to?
Guest217: I don't know, are you horny?
Liath: Whyever would you think that?!
Guest217: Because I am
Liath: *her slender body leans against yours; snuggling her head into the hollow of your shoulder*
Guest217: *strokes your back, embracing you*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest217.
Guest217: Well, I'm a poor horny guy who's just looking for someone to have sex with
A guy named Leanne...
Guest217: Hello, Liath, my name is Leanne
Liath: Hi, Leanne! I'm Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath *smiles back* What're you up to?
Liath: Do you think I am up to?
Guest217: I don't know, are you horny?
Liath: Whyever would you think that?!
Guest217: Because I am
Liath: *her slender body leans against yours; snuggling her head into the hollow of your shoulder*
Guest217: *strokes your back, embracing you*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest217.
Guest217: Well, I'm a poor horny guy who's just looking for someone to have sex with
A guy named Leanne...
Liath: I have too many gotos in a row.
Heimdall: Can you have too much of a good thing.
Liath: I could if I wanted to.
Heimdall: Can you have too much of a good thing.
Liath: I could if I wanted to.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, knights is tasty, but it is not my favorite.
Bildgesmythe: If you say so.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Trust me on this...
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say trust you on this. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
o0 The Oddity 0o: That is odd, indeed. I do. Do you have a sister?
Bildgesmythe: Of course, I still have. Dragons don't part with anything, without a fight or a large cash remuneration.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I. Er, well, I did. I don't anymore. She got murdered by a dipped demand for explanation.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, knights is tasty, but it is not my favorite.
Bildgesmythe: If you say so.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Trust me on this...
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say trust you on this. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
o0 The Oddity 0o: That is odd, indeed. I do. Do you have a sister?
Bildgesmythe: Of course, I still have. Dragons don't part with anything, without a fight or a large cash remuneration.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I. Er, well, I did. I don't anymore. She got murdered by a dipped demand for explanation.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!
Printer: I remember you. You're guessing.
Justina: You do? Gosh, that takes me back. Or forward. That's the trouble with time travel; you can never remember
Justina: You do? Gosh, that takes me back. Or forward. That's the trouble with time travel; you can never remember
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you like riddles?
Sonora: Sometimes. When it's got enough desert firetails in it.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!
Sonora: Who says it'll ever happen?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Lucia, the large-scale roman.
Sonora: Sometimes. When it's got enough desert firetails in it.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!
Sonora: Who says it'll ever happen?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Lucia, the large-scale roman.
Osiris: Totally.
Sonora: Toe-tally... You want me to count my toes? What an insane concept.
Osiris: I wouldn't have the first clue where to start. How do you want someone?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some growth regulator, and mix it up with a whole lot of mealybugs. Then ya compress it down to the size of a casino, and let it sit for three hours... Are you writing this down?
Osiris: Dude, do I look like I'm composing this down?
Sonora: Yes! You definitely look like you are composing this down. If you looked any more like you are composing this down, they'd have to send you to Ayers Rock!
Osiris: Well, then I guess I am.
Sonora: Toe-tally... You want me to count my toes? What an insane concept.
Osiris: I wouldn't have the first clue where to start. How do you want someone?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some growth regulator, and mix it up with a whole lot of mealybugs. Then ya compress it down to the size of a casino, and let it sit for three hours... Are you writing this down?
Osiris: Dude, do I look like I'm composing this down?
Sonora: Yes! You definitely look like you are composing this down. If you looked any more like you are composing this down, they'd have to send you to Ayers Rock!
Osiris: Well, then I guess I am.
Frizella: Isn't that funny--I was just wondering what you were up to, and now here you are to fill me in! What's new, Smartypants?
Sonora: Well, the nudist western pondhawk on your shoulder wasn't there before.
Hmmm... Nudist beetles... I'd be more surprised to see one wearing clothes!
(The first 3 lines are my fav, hehe)
Heimdall: Greetings Doc. Here, have a jar of black ale.
The Doc: Come Egor, we have much to discuss.
Heimdall: Keep talking. You've captured my interest.
The Doc: I could throw you in the pod if I wanted.
Heimdall: Save your compliments for someone more deserving.
The Doc: Your in no position to be giving orders
Heimdall: What are your plans for today?.
The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Heimdall: What do you do for laughs?
The Doc: I haven't been employed for 10 years. I provide for myself. My job is to take over the world though.
Heimdall: You're starting to worry me.
Prodilia: Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Prodilia: I do not care about money.
Solange: I SAID, give me a dollar! Or I will burn you to the bone!
Prodilia: I have never tried that. Is it hard to burn?
(defensive much?)
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Solange: Are you assuming something? I am from the hills of europe! Then VEGAS! I have never even BEEN to leeds.
Prodilia: No, I am not assuming. It just looks like that. You are a genius!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
(Dont know why, but this cracked me up
)
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Heimdall: Greetings Doc. Here, have a jar of black ale.
The Doc: Come Egor, we have much to discuss.
Heimdall: Keep talking. You've captured my interest.
The Doc: I could throw you in the pod if I wanted.
Heimdall: Save your compliments for someone more deserving.
The Doc: Your in no position to be giving orders
Heimdall: What are your plans for today?.
The Doc: Yes...this is it....plans FOR..........The memory modifyer! Now I'll remember things for...ETERNITY!
Heimdall: What do you do for laughs?
The Doc: I haven't been employed for 10 years. I provide for myself. My job is to take over the world though.
Heimdall: You're starting to worry me.
Prodilia: Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Prodilia: I do not care about money.
Solange: I SAID, give me a dollar! Or I will burn you to the bone!
Prodilia: I have never tried that. Is it hard to burn?
(defensive much?)
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Solange: Are you assuming something? I am from the hills of europe! Then VEGAS! I have never even BEEN to leeds.
Prodilia: No, I am not assuming. It just looks like that. You are a genius!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
(Dont know why, but this cracked me up
)Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Solange: Give me a dollar.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Roy Batty: Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Roy Batty: Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
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