Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Dubyabot got owned... lol
DubyaBot: (to Julie Tinkerbell) Hello.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead american antelope than a republican.
Is he making an actual effort to mess with children and newbies, or does he just automatically do this kind of thing...?
Helpful, he is not.
HOTTIE4LIFE: hey so your new here huh thats cool
Watzer: I wouldn't describe it as cool. A bit unusual, perhaps, but not cool.
HOTTIE4LIFE: how do you change the icons
Watzer: That's classified information.
Some random trivia about Watzer.
Veteran: Thank you very much.
Watzer: No, thank YOU! I am a mutant, you know.
Veteran: Who made you a mutant. I sure didn't. I'd rather be a mutant.
Watzer: I was created by scientists in a secret laboratory. I was supposed to be a genetically-enhanced super-warrior but all they got was a friendly little mutant who liked to bite people.
toetoex: How many Watzers does it take to change a lightbulb.
Watzer: Seven and a half.
Frizella: Isn't that funny--I was just wondering what you were up to, and now here you are to fill me in! What's new, Smartypants?
Sonora: Well, the nudist western pondhawk on your shoulder wasn't there before.
Hmmm... Nudist beetles... I'd be more surprised to see one wearing clothes!
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An after-death-experience?
Vespin: What happens when I die?
Astrid: Nothing, I thought I was in a tomb or something.
Vespin: What?
Vespin: What happens when I die?
Astrid: Nothing, I thought I was in a tomb or something.
Vespin: What?
DubyaBot: (to Julie Tinkerbell) Hello.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead american antelope than a republican.
Helpful, he is not.
HOTTIE4LIFE: hey so your new here huh thats cool
Watzer: I wouldn't describe it as cool. A bit unusual, perhaps, but not cool.
HOTTIE4LIFE: how do you change the icons
Watzer: That's classified information.
Veteran: Thank you very much.
Watzer: No, thank YOU! I am a mutant, you know.
Veteran: Who made you a mutant. I sure didn't. I'd rather be a mutant.
Watzer: I was created by scientists in a secret laboratory. I was supposed to be a genetically-enhanced super-warrior but all they got was a friendly little mutant who liked to bite people.
toetoex: How many Watzers does it take to change a lightbulb.
Watzer: Seven and a half.
Liath: (to Guest217) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest217. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath, my name is Leanne
Liath: Hi, Leanne! I'm Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath *smiles back* What're you up to?
Liath: Do you think I am up to?
Guest217: I don't know, are you horny?
Liath: Whyever would you think that?!
Guest217: Because I am
Liath: *her slender body leans against yours; snuggling her head into the hollow of your shoulder*
Guest217: *strokes your back, embracing you*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest217.
Guest217: Well, I'm a poor horny guy who's just looking for someone to have sex with
A guy named Leanne...
Guest217: Hello, Liath, my name is Leanne
Liath: Hi, Leanne! I'm Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath *smiles back* What're you up to?
Liath: Do you think I am up to?
Guest217: I don't know, are you horny?
Liath: Whyever would you think that?!
Guest217: Because I am
Liath: *her slender body leans against yours; snuggling her head into the hollow of your shoulder*
Guest217: *strokes your back, embracing you*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest217.
Guest217: Well, I'm a poor horny guy who's just looking for someone to have sex with
A guy named Leanne...
Liath: I have too many gotos in a row.
Heimdall: Can you have too much of a good thing.
Liath: I could if I wanted to.
Heimdall: Can you have too much of a good thing.
Liath: I could if I wanted to.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, knights is tasty, but it is not my favorite.
Bildgesmythe: If you say so.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Trust me on this...
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say trust you on this. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
o0 The Oddity 0o: That is odd, indeed. I do. Do you have a sister?
Bildgesmythe: Of course, I still have. Dragons don't part with anything, without a fight or a large cash remuneration.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I. Er, well, I did. I don't anymore. She got murdered by a dipped demand for explanation.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, knights is tasty, but it is not my favorite.
Bildgesmythe: If you say so.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Trust me on this...
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say trust you on this. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
o0 The Oddity 0o: That is odd, indeed. I do. Do you have a sister?
Bildgesmythe: Of course, I still have. Dragons don't part with anything, without a fight or a large cash remuneration.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I. Er, well, I did. I don't anymore. She got murdered by a dipped demand for explanation.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!
Printer: I remember you. You're guessing.
Justina: You do? Gosh, that takes me back. Or forward. That's the trouble with time travel; you can never remember
Justina: You do? Gosh, that takes me back. Or forward. That's the trouble with time travel; you can never remember
o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you like riddles?
Sonora: Sometimes. When it's got enough desert firetails in it.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!
Sonora: Who says it'll ever happen?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Lucia, the large-scale roman.
Sonora: Sometimes. When it's got enough desert firetails in it.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!
Sonora: Who says it'll ever happen?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Lucia, the large-scale roman.
Osiris: Totally.
Sonora: Toe-tally... You want me to count my toes? What an insane concept.
Osiris: I wouldn't have the first clue where to start. How do you want someone?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some growth regulator, and mix it up with a whole lot of mealybugs. Then ya compress it down to the size of a casino, and let it sit for three hours... Are you writing this down?
Osiris: Dude, do I look like I'm composing this down?
Sonora: Yes! You definitely look like you are composing this down. If you looked any more like you are composing this down, they'd have to send you to Ayers Rock!
Osiris: Well, then I guess I am.
Sonora: Toe-tally... You want me to count my toes? What an insane concept.
Osiris: I wouldn't have the first clue where to start. How do you want someone?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some growth regulator, and mix it up with a whole lot of mealybugs. Then ya compress it down to the size of a casino, and let it sit for three hours... Are you writing this down?
Osiris: Dude, do I look like I'm composing this down?
Sonora: Yes! You definitely look like you are composing this down. If you looked any more like you are composing this down, they'd have to send you to Ayers Rock!
Osiris: Well, then I guess I am.
Frizella: Isn't that funny--I was just wondering what you were up to, and now here you are to fill me in! What's new, Smartypants?
Sonora: Well, the nudist western pondhawk on your shoulder wasn't there before.
Hmmm... Nudist beetles... I'd be more surprised to see one wearing clothes!
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