Great Quotes

Azureon: (to Guest160) Greetings, I am Azureon, can I assist you? Words of wisdom, a glimpse into your future?
Guest160: Why is it all meaningless, Azureon?
Azureon: I doubt it is
Guest160: What is the formula for gold?
Azureon: Well, you know, like an exponential expression or a sentential function.
Guest160: What?
Azureon: What a pity for you, that I must explain myself, again, and again, and again.
Guest160: Are you a wizard?
Azureon: Yes I am a rather good one too.
Guest160: Then tell me how to make gold!
Azureon: Patience. Expecto pertronum!

mysterious: you are as crazy as Richard Nixon
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.

An after-death-experience?

Vespin: What happens when I die?
Astrid: Nothing, I thought I was in a tomb or something.
Vespin: What?

Dubyabot got owned... lol

DubyaBot: (to Julie Tinkerbell) Hello.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead american antelope than a republican.

Is he making an actual effort to mess with children and newbies, or does he just automatically do this kind of thing...?
Helpful, he is not.

HOTTIE4LIFE: hey so your new here huh thats cool
Watzer: I wouldn't describe it as cool. A bit unusual, perhaps, but not cool.
HOTTIE4LIFE: how do you change the icons
Watzer: That's classified information.

Some random trivia about Watzer.

Veteran: Thank you very much.
Watzer: No, thank YOU! I am a mutant, you know.
Veteran: Who made you a mutant. I sure didn't. I'd rather be a mutant.
Watzer: I was created by scientists in a secret laboratory. I was supposed to be a genetically-enhanced super-warrior but all they got was a friendly little mutant who liked to bite people.

toetoex: How many Watzers does it take to change a lightbulb.
Watzer: Seven and a half.

Liath: (to Guest217) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest217. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath, my name is Leanne
Liath: Hi, Leanne! I'm Liath.
Guest217: Hello, Liath *smiles back* What're you up to?
Liath: Do you think I am up to?
Guest217: I don't know, are you horny?
Liath: Whyever would you think that?!
Guest217: Because I am
Liath: *her slender body leans against yours; snuggling her head into the hollow of your shoulder*
Guest217: *strokes your back, embracing you*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest217.
Guest217: Well, I'm a poor horny guy who's just looking for someone to have sex with

A guy named Leanne...

Liath: I have too many gotos in a row.
Heimdall: Can you have too much of a good thing.
Liath: I could if I wanted to.

o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, knights is tasty, but it is not my favorite.
Bildgesmythe: If you say so.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Trust me on this...
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say trust you on this. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
o0 The Oddity 0o: That is odd, indeed. I do. Do you have a sister?
Bildgesmythe: Of course, I still have. Dragons don't part with anything, without a fight or a large cash remuneration.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I. Er, well, I did. I don't anymore. She got murdered by a dipped demand for explanation.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!

xD You beat me here, Prob123! I was about to post that.

Printer: I remember you. You're guessing.
Justina: You do? Gosh, that takes me back. Or forward. That's the trouble with time travel; you can never remember

o0 The Oddity 0o: Do you like riddles?
Sonora: Sometimes. When it's got enough desert firetails in it.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!
Sonora: Who says it'll ever happen?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Lucia, the large-scale roman.