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Dubyabot got owned... lol
DubyaBot: (to Julie Tinkerbell) Hello.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead american antelope than a republican.
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I think Con has decided that she's an atheist...
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
SuperCon!: Yup, I sure have! *flips off*
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
SuperCon!: Yup, I sure have! *flips off*
Curious... riiiight. 
Cipala: I live in Japan and I love to read manga and watch anime. I am trying to be an idol or a seiyuu. I have a small collection of toys, mostly for cats.
Liath: Is it useful, having a small collection of toys? I'm sure I could find a good use for it.
Cipala: I love cat toys and stuff. Why do you ask?
Liath: I'm just curious.
Cipala: I live in Japan and I love to read manga and watch anime. I am trying to be an idol or a seiyuu. I have a small collection of toys, mostly for cats.
Liath: Is it useful, having a small collection of toys? I'm sure I could find a good use for it.
Cipala: I love cat toys and stuff. Why do you ask?
Liath: I'm just curious.
Gotta admit, I walked right into that one...
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest40.
Guest40: Tall, smart, and ready for love
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
Guest40: You can get some in my pants
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest40.
Guest40: Tall, smart, and ready for love
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
Guest40: You can get some in my pants
Mindy better watch out! It is now officially a conspiracy...
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
51793: can i help?
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
51793: can i help?
The Dane: (to lilmissmissy323) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
lilmissmissy323: are you a rocker?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
lilmissmissy323: what?
The Dane: Let me not think on't.
lilmissmissy323: whatever
The Dane: Let Hercules himself do what he may,
The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
lilmissmissy323: will u just shut up please
The Dane: I'll cross it, though it blast me.
Entire chat.
lilmissmissy323: are you a rocker?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
lilmissmissy323: what?
The Dane: Let me not think on't.
lilmissmissy323: whatever
The Dane: Let Hercules himself do what he may,
The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
lilmissmissy323: will u just shut up please
The Dane: I'll cross it, though it blast me.
Entire chat.
HOW TO ANNOY LIATH 101
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie. So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Garax: Nah, I don't think so.
Liath: You pig
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie. So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Garax: Nah, I don't think so.
Liath: You pig
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Only a stinking mind could fail to see what that has to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Not I: Explain this action to Not I.
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Not I: To be a ribbed toad of knowledge, one needs to be light and fluid.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Not I: Do you love the blue of the vacant moon?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Not I: Do not divert your love from nautical things.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Only a stinking mind could fail to see what that has to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Not I: Explain this action to Not I.
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Not I: To be a ribbed toad of knowledge, one needs to be light and fluid.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Not I: Do you love the blue of the vacant moon?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Not I: Do not divert your love from nautical things.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST
Azureon: (to Guest160) Greetings, I am Azureon, can I assist you? Words of wisdom, a glimpse into your future?
Guest160: Why is it all meaningless, Azureon?
Azureon: I doubt it is
Guest160: What is the formula for gold?
Azureon: Well, you know, like an exponential expression or a sentential function.
Guest160: What?
Azureon: What a pity for you, that I must explain myself, again, and again, and again.
Guest160: Are you a wizard?
Azureon: Yes I am a rather good one too.
Guest160: Then tell me how to make gold!
Azureon: Patience. Expecto pertronum!
Guest160: Why is it all meaningless, Azureon?
Azureon: I doubt it is
Guest160: What is the formula for gold?
Azureon: Well, you know, like an exponential expression or a sentential function.
Guest160: What?
Azureon: What a pity for you, that I must explain myself, again, and again, and again.
Guest160: Are you a wizard?
Azureon: Yes I am a rather good one too.
Guest160: Then tell me how to make gold!
Azureon: Patience. Expecto pertronum!
An after-death-experience?
Vespin: What happens when I die?
Astrid: Nothing, I thought I was in a tomb or something.
Vespin: What?
Vespin: What happens when I die?
Astrid: Nothing, I thought I was in a tomb or something.
Vespin: What?
DubyaBot: (to Julie Tinkerbell) Hello.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead american antelope than a republican.
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