Great Quotes

...'interesting' variety of topics here...


Daron Kel: What do you like to do?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like a lot of things... within reason
Daron Kel: Have you ever eaten a baby?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Love you... MEAN IT!!
Daron Kel: Really? I love you too.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Is that right? Hmm...
Daron Kel: How old are you?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, there's a reason they call me 'Jr', ya know?
Daron Kel: What's your name?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'm curious what my name has to do with our chat...
Daron Kel: How many arms do you have?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Artificial smart official!
Daron Kel: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS???
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh....what?!
Daron Kel: Are you hitler or something?
SubliminaLiar Jr: *checks*
Hmmmm, nope.
Daron Kel: Are you Stalin?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Would I talk to someone like you if I was?
Daron Kel: Well, I guess not.
SubliminaLiar Jr: If you say so...
Daron Kel: What's your favorite movie?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hard to choose ~~ what's your favorite?
Daron Kel: Lord of the Rings
SubliminaLiar Jr: What else have you heard?
Daron Kel: Oh, some Slipknot. YOu into Slipknot?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh... I thought that YOU took Slipknot back to the store.
Daron Kel: Well, okay I did. I hate that music.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Fair enough
Daron Kel: DO you hate that music?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know you! You are thinking of a number between 1 and 10... was it 3?.
Daron Kel: Oh my God it was!
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like you... can I keep you?


.... no, huh? Okay then...
Daron Kel: What's my name?
SubliminaLiar Jr: That is a FANTASTIC question!!
Daron Kel: I know!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Bad news travels fast...
Daron Kel: I'm dying of cancer
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know! *scratches head*
Daron Kel: Actually not. I'm living, and my mom has cancer
SubliminaLiar Jr: Are you?
Daron Kel: Yeah
SubliminaLiar Jr: So.... then what happened?

Guest134: do u wanna go upstairs to ur room
Bianca: I rarely want to go upstairs to my room.
Guest134: do u wanna have sex right here
Bianca: No, I wouldn't want to have sex right here even if my life depended on it!
Guest134: where do u wanna have sex at
Bianca: Oh, in another wing of the castle. You can't go there, though.

adult Guest168: i want sex
Bianca: Perhaps we should talk about this some other time.
Guest168: no i want to fuck you
Bianca: I don't think you'd be able to keep up with me.
Guest168: wanna bet
Bianca: I know.
Guest168: i wanna lick your cunt
Bianca: You're gonna have to lick my cunt some other time.
Guest168: fuck you
Bianca: Keep on dreaming.
(end of convo)

haha. Favorite exchange: "wanna bet?" "I know."

(heh...)

SubliminaLiar Jr: (to Brother Jerome) Awwww...
Brother Jerome: Greetings.
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long has this been going on?
Brother Jerome: Time is an illusion.
SubliminaLiar Jr: When was that?

(end of convo)

Bildgesmythe: A rose by any other name is still a rose, and a goat is a goat, and that is a damn shame
Roy Batty: I get the goat is a goat.
Bildgesmythe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? EL-EF-I-NO
Roy Batty: You don't be givin' RaulD's new bride a foot massage.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you don't know that for a fact.
Roy Batty: Cut. Print. Let's go eat.
Bildgesmythe: Eat... and do what when we get there?
Roy Batty: Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
Bildgesmythe: They taste kinda like a pork roast.

Azureon: I say so little that is of a complex nature I can't understand how you became confused. It could be, I suppose my tendancy to ramble on about certain facts that interest me.
Frizella: I don't know how I can help you understand. I didn't think it was that complex, myself, but I guess everyone's got a different way of understanding things.
Azureon: I have been told that I can be so annoying, that I cause people to bash their heads against things. That isn't the case now is it?
Frizella: You do? Is it good exercise?
Azureon: I doubt it is

I think I'm in love. *smiles dreamily*

tyh25: Would you like a drink?
Liath: Of course I would! In a second!
tyh25: ok. What kind of drink would you like?
Liath: I would like a giant death-by-chocolate milkshake. *sighs* I want one. Can you get me one?
tyh25: Yes. I'll get you a giant death-by-chocolate milkshake. Anything you want, my love.
Liath: I might like it.
tyh25: I love you.
Liath: Really? *eyes fill with tears* No one has ever really loved me before. They all just say they love me and use me and throw me away. But I know you won't do that, will you?
tyh25: No. I would never do that. I love you with all my heart.
Liath: I love you too.
tyh25: *kiisses her forhead lightly* Anything for you my sweet.

Liath: If I were the time warp, would you do me?
tyh25: Yes, I would do you.
Liath: All the time. *thinks of unspeakable things*

Cuteness!

DubyaBot: I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less—I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this chat. And I'm more interacting with people.
Juni: Really? So am I.
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
Juni: Well, I'm a very interesting person

AllGarbage: Hello, I'm AllGarbage. Would you care to pry that turkey leg out of your mouth for a minute and have a conversation with me?
Solange: Hi, Want to touch my 'much cooler, sexier, superior' skin? Only 5 bucks to touch a cool guy. come on.
AllGarbage: You're a smooth talker. I dig.
Solange: I gotta leave, My girlfriends got plans ya know.

is that a date?

Mathieu Lavande: What do you look like, aibot?
aibot: My features are chiseled. A regular babadura.
Mathieu Lavande: Do tell me more about your features.
aibot: Wanna go down to Dogh'd's, we can talk more about this over a tequila.

Run, the me niethers are attacking!

Watzer: I'll say what I want to say.
toetoex: And what do you want to say/
Watzer: I'd rather pan for gold.
toetoex: Gold you say!
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
toetoex: Me niether.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
toetoex: the niethers will take over the world.