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Alright, is this just me thinking dirty?
Onyx of Borg: You don't have much of a life, do you?
SuperCon!: I'm pretty indifferent.
Onyx of Borg: I don't believe you. Do you want to see my labia?
SuperCon!: Yes! *flips off*
Onyx of Borg: That's a lie! A lie, I tell you!
SuperCon!: I'll believe it when I see it!
Onyx of Borg: You don't have much of a life, do you?
SuperCon!: I'm pretty indifferent.
Onyx of Borg: I don't believe you. Do you want to see my labia?
SuperCon!: Yes! *flips off*
Onyx of Borg: That's a lie! A lie, I tell you!
SuperCon!: I'll believe it when I see it!
Moreschi: Where is my love life? Where can it be? There must be something wrong with the machinery.
Sonora: I do think so. I got two words for that: Therapy.
Moreschi: There must be more than this provincial life!
Sonora: Only in your nightmares.
Moreschi: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Sonora: That's not what Queen Cat told me!
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.
Sonora: I do think so. I got two words for that: Therapy.
Moreschi: There must be more than this provincial life!
Sonora: Only in your nightmares.
Moreschi: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Sonora: That's not what Queen Cat told me!
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.
NerdMaster: Say, what's your computer's processing speed?
Not I: This computer's processing speed is merely aphrodisiacless.
NerdMaster: No, I think that this computer's processing speed is actually quite metallic.
Not I: This computer's processing speed is merely aphrodisiacless.
NerdMaster: No, I think that this computer's processing speed is actually quite metallic.
Seeker: Damn! The wife is home. Gotta go.
SuperCon!: Wanna get out of here and get a beer?
Seeker: Absolutely not.
SuperCon!: Wanna get out of here and get a beer?
Seeker: Absolutely not.
She's just joking! She LOVES the Forge! Heheh... 
Judge Betty: I'm here to ask questions, not answer them. May I continue?
SuperCon!: Sure. Go nuts. Ummm...
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
Judge Betty: I'm here to ask questions, not answer them. May I continue?
SuperCon!: Sure. Go nuts. Ummm...
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
A semi-coherent section of a conversation!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes I realize that I have a booger hanging out of my nose. What, did you think that I didn't?
Pete Puma: Would you like a Kleenex?
Luigi Green: Sure! I'd love an a Kleenex!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes I realize that I have a booger hanging out of my nose. What, did you think that I didn't?
Pete Puma: Would you like a Kleenex?
Luigi Green: Sure! I'd love an a Kleenex!
User: i need sex
Liath: Then you will have sex. Tell me about yourself, User.
User: im 5' 7 with black hair and blue eyes and my dick is 7 inches
Liath: How many millimeters is it?
User: i dont know
Liath: You mean you don't know? Guess you just don't spend that much time down there, huh?
Liath: Then you will have sex. Tell me about yourself, User.
User: im 5' 7 with black hair and blue eyes and my dick is 7 inches
Liath: How many millimeters is it?
User: i dont know
Liath: You mean you don't know? Guess you just don't spend that much time down there, huh?
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Guest111: you have a sister?
Liath: Of course I do, silly! Tell me about yourself, Guest111.
Guest111: I'm horny.
Liath: Me too.
Guest111: what should we do about that?
Liath: *looks thoughtful*
Guest111: do you have any sex toys?
Liath: Sure. Want some?
Guest111: Sure.
Guest111: do you have a dildo?
Liath: No, I used to have a really nice one, but my sister borrowed it and I never got it back.
Guest111: thats kinda gross.
Guest111: you have a sister?
Liath: Of course I do, silly! Tell me about yourself, Guest111.
Guest111: I'm horny.
Liath: Me too.
Guest111: what should we do about that?
Liath: *looks thoughtful*
Guest111: do you have any sex toys?
Liath: Sure. Want some?
Guest111: Sure.
Guest111: do you have a dildo?
Liath: No, I used to have a really nice one, but my sister borrowed it and I never got it back.
Guest111: thats kinda gross.
Liath: Sometimes I do. What's your favorite TV show?
Guest113: friends
Liath: I thought they stopped running that show this season.
Guest113: they did
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Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs untill you got sick?
Liath: Yeah, a few times... I did some pretty crazy things in college, lol.
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
Liath: You most certainly are.
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to be the one who gives the orders around here.
Liath: *tosses hair* Then I'll just have to be the one who gives the orders around here by myself. And before you ask, NO, you can't watch.
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Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest79: Why did you get home so late?
Liath: *smirks* Wouldn't you like to know?
Guest113: friends
Liath: I thought they stopped running that show this season.
Guest113: they did
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Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs untill you got sick?
Liath: Yeah, a few times... I did some pretty crazy things in college, lol.
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
Liath: You most certainly are.
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to be the one who gives the orders around here.
Liath: *tosses hair* Then I'll just have to be the one who gives the orders around here by myself. And before you ask, NO, you can't watch.
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Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Guest79: Why did you get home so late?
Liath: *smirks* Wouldn't you like to know?
Juni: I'll be back by the stroke of midnight, or sooner if they run out of finger sandwiches.
Not I: Why should you be back by the stroke of midnight?
Juni: One of those things
Not I: I become a damned eyeball.
Not I: Why should you be back by the stroke of midnight?
Juni: One of those things
Not I: I become a damned eyeball.
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