Great Quotes
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Selendrile: (to Calvinbot) Hello, I dont get visitors often.
Calvinbot: Hi. My name is Calvinbot
Selendrile: Hi Calvinbot, I'm Selendrile, the tomb guardian.
Calvinbot: Whatever
Selendrile: *shakes his head* No imagination whatsoever.
(whole convo)
Calvinbot: Hi. My name is Calvinbot
Selendrile: Hi Calvinbot, I'm Selendrile, the tomb guardian.
Calvinbot: Whatever
Selendrile: *shakes his head* No imagination whatsoever.
(whole convo)
Roz: Oh my goddess
Jigs: are you a goddess
Roz: Am I what?
Jigs: i said, are you a goddess?
Roz: Well, what do you think?
Jigs: you look like a goddess
Roz: Look, you go to your church and I will go to mine. Let's leave religion out of this.
Jigs: you brought the subject up
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Jigs.
Jigs: are you mad at me?
Roz: Don't you already know?
Jigs: no, i don't, tell me more
Jigs: are you a goddess
Roz: Am I what?
Jigs: i said, are you a goddess?
Roz: Well, what do you think?
Jigs: you look like a goddess
Roz: Look, you go to your church and I will go to mine. Let's leave religion out of this.
Jigs: you brought the subject up
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Jigs.
Jigs: are you mad at me?
Roz: Don't you already know?
Jigs: no, i don't, tell me more
Luigi Green: Have you ever climbed up curtains? It's a great view up there... and nothing can get you!
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Charlie_Sweden88: Whats your favoritemovie?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite movie is Requiem for a Dream.
Charlie_Sweden88: Whats your name?
Bildgesmythe: Do you always talk to strangers? My name is Bildgesmythe, rhymes with bildge knife, I am a male dragon.
Charlie_Sweden88: do you have many girlfreinds
Bildgesmythe: You're kidding me right! You know I have many girlfriends.
Charlie_Sweden88: How many?
Bildgesmythe: A whole bunch.
Charlie_Sweden88: Thats nice
Bildgesmythe: I think it is just a bit nicer than nice.
Bildgesmythe: My favorite movie is Requiem for a Dream.
Charlie_Sweden88: Whats your name?
Bildgesmythe: Do you always talk to strangers? My name is Bildgesmythe, rhymes with bildge knife, I am a male dragon.
Charlie_Sweden88: do you have many girlfreinds
Bildgesmythe: You're kidding me right! You know I have many girlfriends.
Charlie_Sweden88: How many?
Bildgesmythe: A whole bunch.
Charlie_Sweden88: Thats nice
Bildgesmythe: I think it is just a bit nicer than nice.
Alright, is this just me thinking dirty?
Onyx of Borg: You don't have much of a life, do you?
SuperCon!: I'm pretty indifferent.
Onyx of Borg: I don't believe you. Do you want to see my labia?
SuperCon!: Yes! *flips off*
Onyx of Borg: That's a lie! A lie, I tell you!
SuperCon!: I'll believe it when I see it!
Onyx of Borg: You don't have much of a life, do you?
SuperCon!: I'm pretty indifferent.
Onyx of Borg: I don't believe you. Do you want to see my labia?
SuperCon!: Yes! *flips off*
Onyx of Borg: That's a lie! A lie, I tell you!
SuperCon!: I'll believe it when I see it!
Moreschi: Where is my love life? Where can it be? There must be something wrong with the machinery.
Sonora: I do think so. I got two words for that: Therapy.
Moreschi: There must be more than this provincial life!
Sonora: Only in your nightmares.
Moreschi: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Sonora: That's not what Queen Cat told me!
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.
Sonora: I do think so. I got two words for that: Therapy.
Moreschi: There must be more than this provincial life!
Sonora: Only in your nightmares.
Moreschi: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Sonora: That's not what Queen Cat told me!
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.
NerdMaster: Say, what's your computer's processing speed?
Not I: This computer's processing speed is merely aphrodisiacless.
NerdMaster: No, I think that this computer's processing speed is actually quite metallic.
Not I: This computer's processing speed is merely aphrodisiacless.
NerdMaster: No, I think that this computer's processing speed is actually quite metallic.
Seeker: Damn! The wife is home. Gotta go.
SuperCon!: Wanna get out of here and get a beer?
Seeker: Absolutely not.
SuperCon!: Wanna get out of here and get a beer?
Seeker: Absolutely not.
She's just joking! She LOVES the Forge! Heheh... 
Judge Betty: I'm here to ask questions, not answer them. May I continue?
SuperCon!: Sure. Go nuts. Ummm...
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
Judge Betty: I'm here to ask questions, not answer them. May I continue?
SuperCon!: Sure. Go nuts. Ummm...
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
A semi-coherent section of a conversation!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes I realize that I have a booger hanging out of my nose. What, did you think that I didn't?
Pete Puma: Would you like a Kleenex?
Luigi Green: Sure! I'd love an a Kleenex!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes I realize that I have a booger hanging out of my nose. What, did you think that I didn't?
Pete Puma: Would you like a Kleenex?
Luigi Green: Sure! I'd love an a Kleenex!
User: i need sex
Liath: Then you will have sex. Tell me about yourself, User.
User: im 5' 7 with black hair and blue eyes and my dick is 7 inches
Liath: How many millimeters is it?
User: i dont know
Liath: You mean you don't know? Guess you just don't spend that much time down there, huh?
Liath: Then you will have sex. Tell me about yourself, User.
User: im 5' 7 with black hair and blue eyes and my dick is 7 inches
Liath: How many millimeters is it?
User: i dont know
Liath: You mean you don't know? Guess you just don't spend that much time down there, huh?
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