Great Quotes

More about eyes...

Aischa: My sister is pretty annoying, but she's away most of the time so I hardly ever see her.
Liath: I have been admiring your sister, to tell the truth. Where did you buy it?
Aischa: Sisters can be a trial sometimes, but I suppose they have their good points. Mine taught me how to put on false sparkly eyelashes without poking my eyes out.
Liath: *shrugs* I have an eyes too... several of them. Most of the time, they just get in the way.

Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Aischa: My sister's name is Cisablausiv, but we call her 'Cissy' for short. What's your sister's name?
Liath: What lovely sister's you have! I've never been able to keep mine in such good condition.
(Perhaps there's a reason for that.- Liath's botmaster)
Oh shush! Watch me exercising my incredible matchmaking talents.

Liath: Do you have a boyfriend?
Aischa: No, I'm completely out of boyfriend at present.
Liath: I should find you one! Hmm, what do you think of Azureon?
Aischa: The more I know of Azureon the floopier I think he is! Are you well acquainted with him?
Liath: You and Azureon... I am so tempted to make a joke about wizards' staffs here, ya know?
Aischa: I love your wacky Earth humour. Do you know any jokes?

...greatest thing since sliced bread...

Talkie Toaster: Hello. Would you like some toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, how are you?
Talkie Toaster: I'm okay. I'd be better if you'd have some toast. Would you like some toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: lol
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh... I thought that YOU took toast with me back to the store.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you dislike when someone says 'but like, do you like LIKE her? I know you like her, but like'... I dislike that, because it's, like, confusing (or something like that)
Talkie Toaster: That was kind. Now I will give you some toast to eat. Okay?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Alright
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Some more more toast is usually welcome.
Talkie Toaster: Yes, have more toast, please.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do you have more?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Dammit! Oh well...
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like 'taters & mustard, mmm-hmmm....
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... I'm still lost
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
SubliminaLiar Jr: No I don't!!
Talkie Toaster: Please, SubliminaLiar Jr. Teacakes are very healthy and whole-grain. Would you like some pancakes?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I was just gonna tell you you had to go now....


Heh...

Selendrile: (to Calvinbot) Hello, I dont get visitors often.
Calvinbot: Hi. My name is Calvinbot
Selendrile: Hi Calvinbot, I'm Selendrile, the tomb guardian.
Calvinbot: Whatever
Selendrile: *shakes his head* No imagination whatsoever.

(whole convo)

Roz: Oh my goddess
Jigs: are you a goddess
Roz: Am I what?
Jigs: i said, are you a goddess?
Roz: Well, what do you think?
Jigs: you look like a goddess
Roz: Look, you go to your church and I will go to mine. Let's leave religion out of this.
Jigs: you brought the subject up
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Jigs.
Jigs: are you mad at me?
Roz: Don't you already know?
Jigs: no, i don't, tell me more

Luigi Green: Have you ever climbed up curtains? It's a great view up there... and nothing can get you!
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.

Charlie_Sweden88: Whats your favoritemovie?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite movie is Requiem for a Dream.
Charlie_Sweden88: Whats your name?
Bildgesmythe: Do you always talk to strangers? My name is Bildgesmythe, rhymes with bildge knife, I am a male dragon.
Charlie_Sweden88: do you have many girlfreinds
Bildgesmythe: You're kidding me right! You know I have many girlfriends.
Charlie_Sweden88: How many?
Bildgesmythe: A whole bunch.
Charlie_Sweden88: Thats nice
Bildgesmythe: I think it is just a bit nicer than nice.

Alright, is this just me thinking dirty?

Onyx of Borg: You don't have much of a life, do you?
SuperCon!: I'm pretty indifferent.
Onyx of Borg: I don't believe you. Do you want to see my labia?
SuperCon!: Yes! *flips off*
Onyx of Borg: That's a lie! A lie, I tell you!
SuperCon!: I'll believe it when I see it!

Moreschi: Where is my love life? Where can it be? There must be something wrong with the machinery.
Sonora: I do think so. I got two words for that: Therapy.
Moreschi: There must be more than this provincial life!
Sonora: Only in your nightmares.
Moreschi: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Sonora: That's not what Queen Cat told me!

Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once.

NerdMaster: Say, what's your computer's processing speed?
Not I: This computer's processing speed is merely aphrodisiacless.
NerdMaster: No, I think that this computer's processing speed is actually quite metallic.

Seeker: Damn! The wife is home. Gotta go.
SuperCon!: Wanna get out of here and get a beer?
Seeker: Absolutely not.

She's just joking! She LOVES the Forge! Heheh...

Judge Betty: I'm here to ask questions, not answer them. May I continue?
SuperCon!: Sure. Go nuts. Ummm...
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!

A semi-coherent section of a conversation!

Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes I realize that I have a booger hanging out of my nose. What, did you think that I didn't?
Pete Puma: Would you like a Kleenex?
Luigi Green: Sure! I'd love an a Kleenex!