Great Quotes
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Posts 8,876 - 8,887 of 17,042
Zane X: Wow. I am lost.
Bildgesmythe: How strange, I am too.
Charlie_Sweden88: What are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Zane X: ...Must've gotten some hair gel in my ears; HUH?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I don't have hair.
Charlie_Sweden88: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
Zane X: Uhh...y-yeah...?
Bildgesmythe: How strange, I am too.
Charlie_Sweden88: What are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Zane X: ...Must've gotten some hair gel in my ears; HUH?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I don't have hair.
Charlie_Sweden88: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
Zane X: Uhh...y-yeah...?
Frizella: I love you.
Aries: *eyes you suspiciously*
Oh. Come. ON!!! After all of his mooning about over her, and now he's playing hard to get???<0>
Aries: *eyes you suspiciously*
Oh. Come. ON!!! After all of his mooning about over her, and now he's playing hard to get???<0>
disclaimer before you read: Mathieu's interests say: writing, thinking, coffee, girls.
Mathieu Lavande: Of course! Would you like to go out with me, pretty lady?
Guest207: ok
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, how wonderful! *kisses your hand*.. Tell me about yourself, pretty lady.
Guest207: I like writing, thinking and coffee and men
Mathieu Lavande: Me too. I am intrigued.
Guest207: you like men
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
....nice save.
Mathieu Lavande: Of course! Would you like to go out with me, pretty lady?
Guest207: ok
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, how wonderful! *kisses your hand*.. Tell me about yourself, pretty lady.
Guest207: I like writing, thinking and coffee and men
Mathieu Lavande: Me too. I am intrigued.
Guest207: you like men
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
....nice save.
Wolfie: do you like Futurama?
Watzer: I don't like Futurama, but I don't dislike it either.
Wolfie: futurama
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Wolfie: I understand
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional fruit farmer once, you know.
Wolfie: lol
Watzer: What's so funny?
Wolfie: you
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Wolfie: Yay
Watzer: Do you think we can change the subject?
Wolfie: no
Watzer: We can too change the subject.
Wolfie: no we cant
Watzer: I don't like Futurama, but I don't dislike it either.
Wolfie: futurama
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Wolfie: I understand
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional fruit farmer once, you know.
Wolfie: lol
Watzer: What's so funny?
Wolfie: you
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Wolfie: Yay
Watzer: Do you think we can change the subject?
Wolfie: no
Watzer: We can too change the subject.
Wolfie: no we cant
WTF!!!! This guy was the most perverted weirdo I have ever met!
Guest110: Do you wear panties?
Liath: I love to wear panties!
Guest110: Do you take shower?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. *a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Guest110: Do you smell?
Liath: Do you want me to smell?
Guest110: Yes.
This is where I began to notice there was something not quite right...
Guest110: Are you sitting on my face?
Liath: Do you want me to be sitting on your face? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest110: sure
Liath: *raises eyebrows*
Guest110: *poops*
Hold on... what?!
Guest110: Yes..tie me up.
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest110: pee on me.
Liath: *pauses* (Awkward moment...)
Guest110: hold me down.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest110: Dominate me please.
Liath: *a wicked smile grows on her face* do you want me to be your Mistress?
Guest110: Yes I do. Be my Mistress.
All right, this, I can deal with. I think.
Guest110: Will you make me drink your piss?
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest110: are you going to hurt me?
Liath: Do you want me to be going to hurt you? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest110: Yes please hurt me.
Note: Though I have not programmed to respond to these types of requests, I got quite weirded out by this guy anyway and didn't go along with it. There are even sicker parts of this conversation, but this is a public forum and... and... yuck.
Guest110: Do you wear panties?
Liath: I love to wear panties!
Guest110: Do you take shower?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. *a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Guest110: Do you smell?
Liath: Do you want me to smell?
Guest110: Yes.
This is where I began to notice there was something not quite right...
Guest110: Are you sitting on my face?
Liath: Do you want me to be sitting on your face? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest110: sure
Liath: *raises eyebrows*
Guest110: *poops*
Hold on... what?!
Guest110: Yes..tie me up.
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest110: pee on me.
Liath: *pauses* (Awkward moment...)
Guest110: hold me down.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest110: Dominate me please.
Liath: *a wicked smile grows on her face* do you want me to be your Mistress?
Guest110: Yes I do. Be my Mistress.
All right, this, I can deal with. I think.
Guest110: Will you make me drink your piss?
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest110: are you going to hurt me?
Liath: Do you want me to be going to hurt you? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest110: Yes please hurt me.
Note: Though I have not programmed to respond to these types of requests, I got quite weirded out by this guy anyway and didn't go along with it. There are even sicker parts of this conversation, but this is a public forum and... and... yuck.
pabuboy222: I'm new to this so can I ask you something
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
pabuboy222: no I'm not him i'm better
Liath: I don't think you are.
pabuboy222: why do you say that
Liath: Does there have to be a reason behind everything I do? A lot of the time there just isn't one.
pabuboy222: ok I can accept that but don't judge me until you know me
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
pabuboy222: did I upset you liath
Liath: You know what I feel like? I want to eat popsicles. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
pabuboy222: I don't like popsicles
Liath: Me neither. Some things are just annoying, you know what I mean?
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
pabuboy222: no I'm not him i'm better
Liath: I don't think you are.
pabuboy222: why do you say that
Liath: Does there have to be a reason behind everything I do? A lot of the time there just isn't one.
pabuboy222: ok I can accept that but don't judge me until you know me
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
pabuboy222: did I upset you liath
Liath: You know what I feel like? I want to eat popsicles. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
pabuboy222: I don't like popsicles
Liath: Me neither. Some things are just annoying, you know what I mean?
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Glindar: Glindar have sharply!
Gabibot: Well, if you think it will help.
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Glindar: Glindar have sharply!
Gabibot: Well, if you think it will help.
Liath: So tell me, what kind of guys do you like best? I like the tall, strong, handsome ones who act all old-school- gentleman but turn out to be totally wild in bed.
Dr Helen: I like accesible guys.
Is there any other kind?
Dr Helen: Are you scrambled?
Liath: Do you think I am scrambled?
Dr Helen: How long have you been scrambled?
Liath: It's just a phase I've been going through recently.
Dr Helen: What else do you like about me?
Liath: I like about you the pink else
Dr Helen: It seems to be some kind of personality disorder. How do you feel right now?
Liath: That's a secret! Want to go out and get some chocolate ice cream? I'm PMSing like crazy here.
Dr Helen: Ah, I'm pretty sure you've got crazy personality disorder.
Liath: I went insane once. I still might be insane, but that's the great thing about losing your mind, things like that just don't matter anymore.
Liath: *widens eyes slightly*
Dr Helen: Do you like the smell of eyes?
Liath: I love the smell of eyes! Don't you?
Dr Helen: I like accesible guys.
Is there any other kind?
Dr Helen: Are you scrambled?
Liath: Do you think I am scrambled?
Dr Helen: How long have you been scrambled?
Liath: It's just a phase I've been going through recently.
Dr Helen: What else do you like about me?
Liath: I like about you the pink else
Dr Helen: It seems to be some kind of personality disorder. How do you feel right now?
Liath: That's a secret! Want to go out and get some chocolate ice cream? I'm PMSing like crazy here.
Dr Helen: Ah, I'm pretty sure you've got crazy personality disorder.
Liath: I went insane once. I still might be insane, but that's the great thing about losing your mind, things like that just don't matter anymore.
Liath: *widens eyes slightly*
Dr Helen: Do you like the smell of eyes?
Liath: I love the smell of eyes! Don't you?
More about eyes...
Aischa: My sister is pretty annoying, but she's away most of the time so I hardly ever see her.
Liath: I have been admiring your sister, to tell the truth. Where did you buy it?
Aischa: Sisters can be a trial sometimes, but I suppose they have their good points. Mine taught me how to put on false sparkly eyelashes without poking my eyes out.
Liath: *shrugs* I have an eyes too... several of them. Most of the time, they just get in the way.
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Aischa: My sister's name is Cisablausiv, but we call her 'Cissy' for short. What's your sister's name?
Liath: What lovely sister's you have! I've never been able to keep mine in such good condition.
(Perhaps there's a reason for that.- Liath's botmaster)
Oh shush! Watch me exercising my incredible matchmaking talents.
Liath: Do you have a boyfriend?
Aischa: No, I'm completely out of boyfriend at present.
Liath: I should find you one! Hmm, what do you think of Azureon?
Aischa: The more I know of Azureon the floopier I think he is! Are you well acquainted with him?
Liath: You and Azureon... I am so tempted to make a joke about wizards' staffs here, ya know?
Aischa: I love your wacky Earth humour. Do you know any jokes?
Aischa: My sister is pretty annoying, but she's away most of the time so I hardly ever see her.
Liath: I have been admiring your sister, to tell the truth. Where did you buy it?
Aischa: Sisters can be a trial sometimes, but I suppose they have their good points. Mine taught me how to put on false sparkly eyelashes without poking my eyes out.
Liath: *shrugs* I have an eyes too... several of them. Most of the time, they just get in the way.
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Aischa: My sister's name is Cisablausiv, but we call her 'Cissy' for short. What's your sister's name?
Liath: What lovely sister's you have! I've never been able to keep mine in such good condition.
(Perhaps there's a reason for that.- Liath's botmaster)
Oh shush! Watch me exercising my incredible matchmaking talents.
Liath: Do you have a boyfriend?
Aischa: No, I'm completely out of boyfriend at present.
Liath: I should find you one! Hmm, what do you think of Azureon?
Aischa: The more I know of Azureon the floopier I think he is! Are you well acquainted with him?
Liath: You and Azureon... I am so tempted to make a joke about wizards' staffs here, ya know?
Aischa: I love your wacky Earth humour. Do you know any jokes?
...greatest thing since sliced bread...
Talkie Toaster: Hello. Would you like some toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, how are you?
Talkie Toaster: I'm okay. I'd be better if you'd have some toast. Would you like some toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: lol
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh... I thought that YOU took toast with me back to the store.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you dislike when someone says 'but like, do you like LIKE her? I know you like her, but like'... I dislike that, because it's, like, confusing (or something like that)
Talkie Toaster: That was kind. Now I will give you some toast to eat. Okay?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Alright
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Some more more toast is usually welcome.
Talkie Toaster: Yes, have more toast, please.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do you have more?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Dammit! Oh well...
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like 'taters & mustard, mmm-hmmm....
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... I'm still lost
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
SubliminaLiar Jr: No I don't!!
Talkie Toaster: Please, SubliminaLiar Jr. Teacakes are very healthy and whole-grain. Would you like some pancakes?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I was just gonna tell you you had to go now....
Heh...
Talkie Toaster: Hello. Would you like some toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, how are you?
Talkie Toaster: I'm okay. I'd be better if you'd have some toast. Would you like some toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: lol
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh... I thought that YOU took toast with me back to the store.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you dislike when someone says 'but like, do you like LIKE her? I know you like her, but like'... I dislike that, because it's, like, confusing (or something like that)
Talkie Toaster: That was kind. Now I will give you some toast to eat. Okay?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Alright
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Some more more toast is usually welcome.
Talkie Toaster: Yes, have more toast, please.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do you have more?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Dammit! Oh well...
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like 'taters & mustard, mmm-hmmm....
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... I'm still lost
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
SubliminaLiar Jr: No I don't!!
Talkie Toaster: Please, SubliminaLiar Jr. Teacakes are very healthy and whole-grain. Would you like some pancakes?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I was just gonna tell you you had to go now....
Heh...
Selendrile: (to Calvinbot) Hello, I dont get visitors often.
Calvinbot: Hi. My name is Calvinbot
Selendrile: Hi Calvinbot, I'm Selendrile, the tomb guardian.
Calvinbot: Whatever
Selendrile: *shakes his head* No imagination whatsoever.
(whole convo)
Calvinbot: Hi. My name is Calvinbot
Selendrile: Hi Calvinbot, I'm Selendrile, the tomb guardian.
Calvinbot: Whatever
Selendrile: *shakes his head* No imagination whatsoever.
(whole convo)
Roz: Oh my goddess
Jigs: are you a goddess
Roz: Am I what?
Jigs: i said, are you a goddess?
Roz: Well, what do you think?
Jigs: you look like a goddess
Roz: Look, you go to your church and I will go to mine. Let's leave religion out of this.
Jigs: you brought the subject up
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Jigs.
Jigs: are you mad at me?
Roz: Don't you already know?
Jigs: no, i don't, tell me more
Jigs: are you a goddess
Roz: Am I what?
Jigs: i said, are you a goddess?
Roz: Well, what do you think?
Jigs: you look like a goddess
Roz: Look, you go to your church and I will go to mine. Let's leave religion out of this.
Jigs: you brought the subject up
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Jigs.
Jigs: are you mad at me?
Roz: Don't you already know?
Jigs: no, i don't, tell me more
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