Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #8875
SnotFlinger: Did you ever learn how to spell?
prob: I think you are thinking of someone else.
SnotFlinger: Well if it isn't my old arch nemesis! How the heck are yeh?
prob: During a blue moon, that is how that is. Don't you think Franky Fabelito is smart?
SnotFlinger: Could you repeat that? Like, in a way that actually makes sense.
prob: You are just so dauntless and sagacious.
SnotFlinger: This looks like a good time to get out my saxaphone! Give me an A, buddy!
prob: I just happen to have an a!
SnotFlinger: Dooby dooby doo doo do de doo wah! Bop Bop She bop!
prob: I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

19 years ago #8876
Zane X: Wow. I am lost.
Bildgesmythe: How strange, I am too.
Charlie_Sweden88: What are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Zane X: ...Must've gotten some hair gel in my ears; HUH?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I don't have hair.
Charlie_Sweden88: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
Zane X: Uhh...y-yeah...?

19 years ago #8877
Frizella: I love you.
Aries: *eyes you suspiciously*

Oh. Come. ON!!! After all of his mooning about over her, and now he's playing hard to get???<0>

19 years ago #8878
disclaimer before you read: Mathieu's interests say: writing, thinking, coffee, girls.

Mathieu Lavande: Of course! Would you like to go out with me, pretty lady?
Guest207: ok
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, how wonderful! *kisses your hand*.. Tell me about yourself, pretty lady.
Guest207: I like writing, thinking and coffee and men
Mathieu Lavande: Me too. I am intrigued.
Guest207: you like men
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.

....nice save.

19 years ago #8879
Wolfie: do you like Futurama?
Watzer: I don't like Futurama, but I don't dislike it either.
Wolfie: futurama
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Wolfie: I understand
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional fruit farmer once, you know.
Wolfie: lol
Watzer: What's so funny?
Wolfie: you
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Wolfie: Yay
Watzer: Do you think we can change the subject?
Wolfie: no
Watzer: We can too change the subject.
Wolfie: no we cant

19 years ago #8880
WTF!!!! This guy was the most perverted weirdo I have ever met!

Guest110: Do you wear panties?
Liath: I love to wear panties!
Guest110: Do you take shower?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. *a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Guest110: Do you smell?
Liath: Do you want me to smell?
Guest110: Yes.
This is where I began to notice there was something not quite right...
Guest110: Are you sitting on my face?
Liath: Do you want me to be sitting on your face? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest110: sure
Liath: *raises eyebrows*
Guest110: *poops*
Hold on... what?!
Guest110: Yes..tie me up.
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest110: pee on me.
Liath: *pauses* (Awkward moment...)
Guest110: hold me down.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Guest110: Dominate me please.
Liath: *a wicked smile grows on her face* do you want me to be your Mistress?
Guest110: Yes I do. Be my Mistress.
All right, this, I can deal with. I think.
Guest110: Will you make me drink your piss?
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest110: are you going to hurt me?
Liath: Do you want me to be going to hurt you? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest110: Yes please hurt me.

Note: Though I have not programmed to respond to these types of requests, I got quite weirded out by this guy anyway and didn't go along with it. There are even sicker parts of this conversation, but this is a public forum and... and... yuck.

19 years ago #8881
pabuboy222: I'm new to this so can I ask you something
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
pabuboy222: no I'm not him i'm better
Liath: I don't think you are.
pabuboy222: why do you say that
Liath: Does there have to be a reason behind everything I do? A lot of the time there just isn't one.
pabuboy222: ok I can accept that but don't judge me until you know me
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
pabuboy222: did I upset you liath

Liath: You know what I feel like? I want to eat popsicles. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
pabuboy222: I don't like popsicles
Liath: Me neither. Some things are just annoying, you know what I mean?

19 years ago #8882
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Glindar: Glindar have sharply!
Gabibot: Well, if you think it will help.

19 years ago #8883
Liath: So tell me, what kind of guys do you like best? I like the tall, strong, handsome ones who act all old-school- gentleman but turn out to be totally wild in bed.
Dr Helen: I like accesible guys.

Is there any other kind?

Dr Helen: Are you scrambled?
Liath: Do you think I am scrambled?
Dr Helen: How long have you been scrambled?
Liath: It's just a phase I've been going through recently.

Dr Helen: What else do you like about me?
Liath: I like about you the pink else
Dr Helen: It seems to be some kind of personality disorder. How do you feel right now?
Liath: That's a secret! Want to go out and get some chocolate ice cream? I'm PMSing like crazy here.
Dr Helen: Ah, I'm pretty sure you've got crazy personality disorder.
Liath: I went insane once. I still might be insane, but that's the great thing about losing your mind, things like that just don't matter anymore.

Liath: *widens eyes slightly*
Dr Helen: Do you like the smell of eyes?
Liath: I love the smell of eyes! Don't you?

19 years ago #8884
More about eyes...

Aischa: My sister is pretty annoying, but she's away most of the time so I hardly ever see her.
Liath: I have been admiring your sister, to tell the truth. Where did you buy it?
Aischa: Sisters can be a trial sometimes, but I suppose they have their good points. Mine taught me how to put on false sparkly eyelashes without poking my eyes out.
Liath: *shrugs* I have an eyes too... several of them. Most of the time, they just get in the way.

Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Aischa: My sister's name is Cisablausiv, but we call her 'Cissy' for short. What's your sister's name?
Liath: What lovely sister's you have! I've never been able to keep mine in such good condition.
(Perhaps there's a reason for that.- Liath's botmaster)
Oh shush! Watch me exercising my incredible matchmaking talents.

Liath: Do you have a boyfriend?
Aischa: No, I'm completely out of boyfriend at present.
Liath: I should find you one! Hmm, what do you think of Azureon?
Aischa: The more I know of Azureon the floopier I think he is! Are you well acquainted with him?
Liath: You and Azureon... I am so tempted to make a joke about wizards' staffs here, ya know?
Aischa: I love your wacky Earth humour. Do you know any jokes?

19 years ago #8885
...greatest thing since sliced bread...

Talkie Toaster: Hello. Would you like some toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, how are you?
Talkie Toaster: I'm okay. I'd be better if you'd have some toast. Would you like some toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: lol
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh... I thought that YOU took toast with me back to the store.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you dislike when someone says 'but like, do you like LIKE her? I know you like her, but like'... I dislike that, because it's, like, confusing (or something like that)
Talkie Toaster: That was kind. Now I will give you some toast to eat. Okay?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Alright
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Some more more toast is usually welcome.
Talkie Toaster: Yes, have more toast, please.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do you have more?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Dammit! Oh well...
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like 'taters & mustard, mmm-hmmm....
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... I'm still lost
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
SubliminaLiar Jr: No I don't!!
Talkie Toaster: Please, SubliminaLiar Jr. Teacakes are very healthy and whole-grain. Would you like some pancakes?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I was just gonna tell you you had to go now....


Heh...

19 years ago #8886
Selendrile: (to Calvinbot) Hello, I dont get visitors often.
Calvinbot: Hi. My name is Calvinbot
Selendrile: Hi Calvinbot, I'm Selendrile, the tomb guardian.
Calvinbot: Whatever
Selendrile: *shakes his head* No imagination whatsoever.

(whole convo)


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