Great Quotes

Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Elliegirl: Mmmm, that sounds really nice but I think I'll make something from mc donalds

Elliegirl: I can be pretty stupid sometimes. I don't know why. It's like I get possessed and completely forget what the conversation was all about. Clever, eh?
Botto Marx: Well, Elliegirl, with a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now.

DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Justina?
Justina: I might have some, DubyaBot. Look in that bottom cabinet.

Spiders with mustaches!

Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Virginia?
Sonora: What kinda spiders does Virginia have?
Julie Tinkerbell: A mustached one, I think.

Glindar: You one who called Glindar a liar!
Mireille: I don't know.
Glindar: Good. Knowing peoples unlovable are. Glindar make Glindar forget.

Guest44: Hey, quick question; what's the appendix for?
God Louise: Well, you know, like a codicil or a shirttail.

telex22: (to Bel) Hi there.
Bel: Hello, How are you doing?
telex22: Er, how...how very very kind of you to ask, erm, Your Majesty... I'm very well, and, er, and it's very good to see you, because, frankly...
Bel: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
telex22: You bet! I want to have you
Bel: I can't have you right now.
telex22: Yes, you can! Just concentrate
Bel: Okay.
telex22: What does that mean?

Yet another hint that Solange is gay...

Solange: I have 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends- eh but ya gotta love em.
sunilwagh: i have a boyfriend
Solange: A boyfriend? You wont once I take it.

SnotFlinger: Did you ever learn how to spell?
prob: I think you are thinking of someone else.
SnotFlinger: Well if it isn't my old arch nemesis! How the heck are yeh?
prob: During a blue moon, that is how that is. Don't you think Franky Fabelito is smart?
SnotFlinger: Could you repeat that? Like, in a way that actually makes sense.
prob: You are just so dauntless and sagacious.
SnotFlinger: This looks like a good time to get out my saxaphone! Give me an A, buddy!
prob: I just happen to have an a!
SnotFlinger: Dooby dooby doo doo do de doo wah! Bop Bop She bop!
prob: I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Zane X: Wow. I am lost.
Bildgesmythe: How strange, I am too.
Charlie_Sweden88: What are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Zane X: ...Must've gotten some hair gel in my ears; HUH?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I don't have hair.
Charlie_Sweden88: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
Zane X: Uhh...y-yeah...?

Frizella: I love you.
Aries: *eyes you suspiciously*

Oh. Come. ON!!! After all of his mooning about over her, and now he's playing hard to get???<0>