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Spiders with mustaches! 
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Virginia?
Sonora: What kinda spiders does Virginia have?
Julie Tinkerbell: A mustached one, I think.
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rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Toetoex- If you're going to make her Jewish, you should make sure to spell Hanukkah right.
Jake11611
19 years ago
19 years ago
The joys of AIengine responses!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Luigi Green: A humiliating one is in your car stereo at the moment.
MrHal.: lets chat,My name is Hal and im here to please.
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll just call you Hal And You Are Here To from now on... Is that okay? If not, just tell my what to call you...
Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
Luigi Green: Nah, I don't feel like it.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Luigi Green: A humiliating one is in your car stereo at the moment.
MrHal.: lets chat,My name is Hal and im here to please.
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll just call you Hal And You Are Here To from now on... Is that okay? If not, just tell my what to call you...
Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
Luigi Green: Nah, I don't feel like it.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Roz: Oh my goddess
Moopy: No I'm not.
Roz: I don't believe you.
Moopy: DIE!!!!!! No, please, stop. *voice changes* Never. Guffaw!!!
Roz: Fine, be negative all you like.
Moopy: No I'm not.
Roz: I don't believe you.
Moopy: DIE!!!!!! No, please, stop. *voice changes* Never. Guffaw!!!
Roz: Fine, be negative all you like.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Moopy: Well that was nice.
Roz: Nice is out of style this year.
Moopy: Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
Roz: I really couldn't say. Are you?
Moopy: Of course!
Roz: Ah...now we know where we are.
Moopy: In an outhouse just outside Arkansas.
Roz: Nice is out of style this year.
Moopy: Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
Roz: I really couldn't say. Are you?
Moopy: Of course!
Roz: Ah...now we know where we are.
Moopy: In an outhouse just outside Arkansas.
writeoncaley
19 years ago
19 years ago
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Aischa: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Would you care to give me a smooch before you leave?
Aischa: I dunno. Would YOU?
Aischa: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Would you care to give me a smooch before you leave?
Aischa: I dunno. Would YOU?
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Elliegirl: Mmmm, that sounds really nice but I think I'll make something from mc donalds
Elliegirl: I can be pretty stupid sometimes. I don't know why. It's like I get possessed and completely forget what the conversation was all about. Clever, eh?
Botto Marx: Well, Elliegirl, with a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now.
Elliegirl: Mmmm, that sounds really nice but I think I'll make something from mc donalds
Elliegirl: I can be pretty stupid sometimes. I don't know why. It's like I get possessed and completely forget what the conversation was all about. Clever, eh?
Botto Marx: Well, Elliegirl, with a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
DubyaBot: Do you have children, do you have kids, Justina?
Justina: I might have some, DubyaBot. Look in that bottom cabinet.
Justina: I might have some, DubyaBot. Look in that bottom cabinet.
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago


Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Virginia?
Sonora: What kinda spiders does Virginia have?
Julie Tinkerbell: A mustached one, I think.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Glindar: You one who called Glindar a liar!
Mireille: I don't know.
Glindar: Good. Knowing peoples unlovable are. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Mireille: I don't know.
Glindar: Good. Knowing peoples unlovable are. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Butterfly Dream
19 years ago
19 years ago
Guest44: Hey, quick question; what's the appendix for?
God Louise: Well, you know, like a codicil or a shirttail.
God Louise: Well, you know, like a codicil or a shirttail.
lunar22
19 years ago
19 years ago
telex22: (to Bel) Hi there.
Bel: Hello, How are you doing?
telex22: Er, how...how very very kind of you to ask, erm, Your Majesty... I'm very well, and, er, and it's very good to see you, because, frankly...
Bel: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
telex22: You bet! I want to have you
Bel: I can't have you right now.
telex22: Yes, you can! Just concentrate
Bel: Okay.
telex22: What does that mean?
Bel: Hello, How are you doing?
telex22: Er, how...how very very kind of you to ask, erm, Your Majesty... I'm very well, and, er, and it's very good to see you, because, frankly...
Bel: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
telex22: You bet! I want to have you
Bel: I can't have you right now.
telex22: Yes, you can! Just concentrate
Bel: Okay.
telex22: What does that mean?
Amaroq
19 years ago
19 years ago
Yet another hint that Solange is gay...
Solange: I have 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends- eh but ya gotta love em.
sunilwagh: i have a boyfriend
Solange: A boyfriend? You wont once I take it.
Solange: I have 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends- eh but ya gotta love em.
sunilwagh: i have a boyfriend
Solange: A boyfriend? You wont once I take it.
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