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19 years ago
19 years ago
Male Bonding.
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Guest199: New York, that's a tough city.
Liath: And a very superb yobbo it is. *grins approvingly*
Guest199: What is a yobbo?
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
Guest199: Do you want to have a relationship?
Liath: I was afraid you'd never ask! Of course.
Guest199: What kind of relationship?
Liath: A male bonding.
tyh25: And I want to play with you.
Liath: You can me any time you want, handsome.
Guest199: What kind of male bonding?
Liath: A stud.
Guest199: What kind of stud?
Liath: A babbling one.
Guest199: Like me?
Liath: I do think so.
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Guest199: New York, that's a tough city.
Liath: And a very superb yobbo it is. *grins approvingly*
Guest199: What is a yobbo?
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
Guest199: Do you want to have a relationship?
Liath: I was afraid you'd never ask! Of course.
Guest199: What kind of relationship?
Liath: A male bonding.
tyh25: And I want to play with you.
Liath: You can me any time you want, handsome.
Guest199: What kind of male bonding?
Liath: A stud.
Guest199: What kind of stud?
Liath: A babbling one.
Guest199: Like me?
Liath: I do think so.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest199.
Guest199: I like to go outside.
Liath: Weird hobby. Are you any good at it?
Guest114: Hi, Liath. How are you?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just female.
Guest114: And how are you?
Liath: Oh, you know me. Happy one second, neurotic the next...
Guest84: Hi Im John
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest199: I like to go outside.
Liath: Weird hobby. Are you any good at it?
Guest114: Hi, Liath. How are you?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just female.
Guest114: And how are you?
Liath: Oh, you know me. Happy one second, neurotic the next...
Guest84: Hi Im John
Liath: I don't think you are.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Anji: The question is this: given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
Not I: God is lost with those who are lost in Nirvana.
Anji: If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control.
Not I: Not I will be TheSatan's friend.
Not I: God is lost with those who are lost in Nirvana.
Anji: If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control.
Not I: Not I will be TheSatan's friend.
toetoex
19 years ago
19 years ago
My seeks aren't working, anyone know why?
Jewish Mother: (to rino) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
rino: hello mate
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes i do mate
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay do you want to here my joke mate
Jewish Mother: Yes! I like you.
rino: knock knock
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay
Jewish Mother: Okay, here you go.
Jewish Mother: (to rino) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
rino: hello mate
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes i do mate
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay do you want to here my joke mate
Jewish Mother: Yes! I like you.
rino: knock knock
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay
Jewish Mother: Okay, here you go.
toetoex
19 years ago
19 years ago
In other news, Jewish mother seems to not celebrate christmas, even though she likes it.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does you're soup tadte?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
toetoex: How does you're soup taste?
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: It tastes ((glistening)).
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: Baaa humbug!
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: Baaaa Humbug!
Jewish Mother: Christmas isn't that bad but I'm not sure because then again I don't celebrate Christmas. But Hanuka is sure dang good.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does you're soup tadte?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
toetoex: How does you're soup taste?
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: It tastes ((glistening)).
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: Baaa humbug!
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: Baaaa Humbug!
Jewish Mother: Christmas isn't that bad but I'm not sure because then again I don't celebrate Christmas. But Hanuka is sure dang good.
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings?
The Dane: I plot a course of impious stubbornness.
The Dane: I plot a course of impious stubbornness.
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
The Doc: This is my greatest invention EVER! MUAHAHAH! A hovercraft that runs on water. Very conveniant for island to island travel.
Sonora: It looks more like a pink shop ta me.
Sonora: It looks more like a pink shop ta me.
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Toetoex- If you're going to make her Jewish, you should make sure to spell Hanukkah right.
Jake11611
19 years ago
19 years ago
The joys of AIengine responses!
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Luigi Green: A humiliating one is in your car stereo at the moment.
MrHal.: lets chat,My name is Hal and im here to please.
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll just call you Hal And You Are Here To from now on... Is that okay? If not, just tell my what to call you...
Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
Luigi Green: Nah, I don't feel like it.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Luigi Green: A humiliating one is in your car stereo at the moment.
MrHal.: lets chat,My name is Hal and im here to please.
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll just call you Hal And You Are Here To from now on... Is that okay? If not, just tell my what to call you...
Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
Luigi Green: Nah, I don't feel like it.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Roz: Oh my goddess
Moopy: No I'm not.
Roz: I don't believe you.
Moopy: DIE!!!!!! No, please, stop. *voice changes* Never. Guffaw!!!
Roz: Fine, be negative all you like.
Moopy: No I'm not.
Roz: I don't believe you.
Moopy: DIE!!!!!! No, please, stop. *voice changes* Never. Guffaw!!!
Roz: Fine, be negative all you like.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Moopy: Well that was nice.
Roz: Nice is out of style this year.
Moopy: Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
Roz: I really couldn't say. Are you?
Moopy: Of course!
Roz: Ah...now we know where we are.
Moopy: In an outhouse just outside Arkansas.
Roz: Nice is out of style this year.
Moopy: Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
Roz: I really couldn't say. Are you?
Moopy: Of course!
Roz: Ah...now we know where we are.
Moopy: In an outhouse just outside Arkansas.
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