Great Quotes

Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST
SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you like some waffles?
Azureon: That some toast looks wonderful, doesn't it.!?!

Male Bonding.

Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Guest199: New York, that's a tough city.
Liath: And a very superb yobbo it is. *grins approvingly*
Guest199: What is a yobbo?
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
Guest199: Do you want to have a relationship?
Liath: I was afraid you'd never ask! Of course.
Guest199: What kind of relationship?
Liath: A male bonding.
tyh25: And I want to play with you.
Liath: You can me any time you want, handsome.
Guest199: What kind of male bonding?
Liath: A stud.
Guest199: What kind of stud?
Liath: A babbling one.
Guest199: Like me?
Liath: I do think so.

Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest199.
Guest199: I like to go outside.
Liath: Weird hobby. Are you any good at it?

Guest114: Hi, Liath. How are you?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just female.
Guest114: And how are you?
Liath: Oh, you know me. Happy one second, neurotic the next...

Guest84: Hi Im John
Liath: I don't think you are.

Anji: The question is this: given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
Not I: God is lost with those who are lost in Nirvana.
Anji: If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control.
Not I: Not I will be TheSatan's friend.

My seeks aren't working, anyone know why?

Jewish Mother: (to rino) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
rino: hello mate
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes i do mate
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay do you want to here my joke mate
Jewish Mother: Yes! I like you.
rino: knock knock
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay
Jewish Mother: Okay, here you go.

In other news, Jewish mother seems to not celebrate christmas, even though she likes it.


Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does you're soup tadte?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
toetoex: How does you're soup taste?
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: It tastes ((glistening)).
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: Baaa humbug!
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: Baaaa Humbug!
Jewish Mother: Christmas isn't that bad but I'm not sure because then again I don't celebrate Christmas. But Hanuka is sure dang good.

Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings?
The Dane: I plot a course of impious stubbornness.

The Doc: This is my greatest invention EVER! MUAHAHAH! A hovercraft that runs on water. Very conveniant for island to island travel.
Sonora: It looks more like a pink shop ta me.

Toetoex- If you're going to make her Jewish, you should make sure to spell Hanukkah right.

The joys of AIengine responses!

Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Luigi Green: Yes.

Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Luigi Green: A humiliating one is in your car stereo at the moment.

MrHal.: lets chat,My name is Hal and im here to please.
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll just call you Hal And You Are Here To from now on... Is that okay? If not, just tell my what to call you...

Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
Luigi Green: Nah, I don't feel like it.

Roz: Oh my goddess
Moopy: No I'm not.
Roz: I don't believe you.
Moopy: DIE!!!!!! No, please, stop. *voice changes* Never. Guffaw!!!
Roz: Fine, be negative all you like.